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Taffin

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2016, 03:07:01 AM »
Quote from: chaos on May 21, 2016, 07:05:38 PM
???

I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #101 on: May 22, 2016, 03:21:48 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 22, 2016, 03:07:01 AM
I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...


 :D Did you shrink Khan's head? Lol.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #102 on: May 22, 2016, 04:32:02 AM »
That chick has a pretty face!
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #103 on: May 22, 2016, 05:48:02 AM »

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #104 on: May 22, 2016, 05:59:37 AM »
The original  beatiful man with glasses
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #105 on: May 22, 2016, 06:58:02 AM »
Quote from: Hypo on May 22, 2016, 03:21:48 AM
:D Did you shrink Khan's head? Lol.

 ;) Spot the difference...

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #106 on: May 22, 2016, 11:49:07 AM »
Quote from: Taffin on May 22, 2016, 03:07:01 AM
I think this phenomenon might be linked to HGH degradation (stored incorrectly maybe?) - and it seems to be spreading...


 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #107 on: May 22, 2016, 12:13:17 PM »
Piana better hope that loony doesn't die doing whatever it takes, it will be bad for business  :-)
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #108 on: May 22, 2016, 02:52:59 PM »
I need an update on this brave warrior.

When can we expect a full-on return to his pursuits?

He's going to be killing it way beyond how intensely he was killing it before he almost killed it and had to take a detour to the hospital to get himself back into killing-it shape.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #109 on: May 22, 2016, 06:46:53 PM »
I'd be shocked if they release him any time soon.

When the nurse first took his blood, it probably looked like the "before" version of an oil change mixed with a cup of diarrhea.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #110 on: May 23, 2016, 04:34:17 AM »
Instead of 5%er's, they should be called Chernobyl Babies.

I'd buy a shirt that said Chernobyl Baby on it.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #111 on: May 24, 2016, 07:16:15 AM »
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #112 on: May 24, 2016, 11:05:38 AM »
Ha ha!  You f@#ker  :D ;) :-*.  Do you know how many times your sick GIFs etc. have made me recoil from the screen/shield it from my 'normal' family LOL..  evil genius...

Quote from: Yamcha on May 24, 2016, 07:16:15 AM
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #113 on: May 24, 2016, 02:47:05 PM »





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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #114 on: June 20, 2016, 12:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Fortress on May 22, 2016, 02:52:59 PM
I need an update on this brave warrior.

When can we expect a full-on return to his pursuits?

He's going to be killing it way beyond how intensely he was killing it before he almost killed it and had to take a detour to the hospital to get himself back into killing-it shape.

Your wish is my command...

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #115 on: June 20, 2016, 12:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on June 20, 2016, 12:36:58 PM
Your wish is my command...



#whateverittakes

Look at Piana's face, red as a beetroot. Blood oil pressure must be through the roof.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #116 on: June 20, 2016, 01:20:23 PM »
stole intro from the mall brahs

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #117 on: June 20, 2016, 01:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Skeletor on June 20, 2016, 12:47:51 PM
#whateverittakes

Look at Piana's face, red as a beetroot. Blood oil pressure must be through the roof.

I love the fact that they blame an aneurysm (or as they so charmingly refer to it a 'brain-bleed') on simple dehydration!?!?  I mean... c'mon, gimme a break!  I'm stupid but not THAT freaking stupid!!   ::) ::) ::)
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #118 on: June 20, 2016, 01:51:50 PM »
This dudes got the DA chubby cheeks of peace.  It won't be long now.   :-\
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #119 on: June 20, 2016, 05:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Taffin on June 20, 2016, 01:23:10 PM
I love the fact that they blame an aneurysm (or as they so charmingly refer to it a 'brain-bleed') on simple dehydration!?!?  I mean... c'mon, gimme a break!  I'm stupid but not THAT freaking stupid!!   ::) ::) ::)

WTF is with the hate?  Didn't you listen to the guy?  He said his aneurysm (aka: The word neither of them could pronounce) was also caused by not eating, and from training.....and I quote:  "You have to respect the weights."

Obviously he disrespected the dumbbells in some way while training chest.  Throw in missing lunch and you have a clear cut recipe for an aneurysm....or whatever it's called.lol.

He also claimed the doctor told him the bleeding not only stopped, but it healed up.  Now, that's fast.  Props to this inked athlete on his superior conditioning and lightning quick recuperative abilities.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #120 on: June 20, 2016, 05:37:40 PM »
In that bedside video, squiggly's biceps look astronomically retarded.

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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #121 on: June 20, 2016, 06:12:30 PM »



From the looks of these losers, they would have difficulty finding employment in either the domestic or food service industries.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #122 on: June 20, 2016, 06:23:15 PM »
Quote from: The Scott on June 20, 2016, 06:12:30 PM
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Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.

I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #123 on: June 20, 2016, 07:06:04 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 20, 2016, 06:23:15 PM
Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.

I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.

Ha ha!  God yes, I remember that pic and the comments it got on here - well spotted  :D
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Re: 5%er, Jens "The Beast" Dalsgaard in the Hospital
« Reply #124 on: June 20, 2016, 07:09:35 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on June 20, 2016, 06:23:15 PM
Top left... dude is totally sneaking in the "hospital bed pressdown" Triceps Flex Trick.

I believe this move was originally used by Mike OHearn when posing with some sick kids.

Boom!! Hahahaha...

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