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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Mjolnir on February 10, 2013, 08:14:51 PM
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You know I really appreciate a good troll on this board, the trouble is there aren't many on here. Here are some tips:
1. Don't troll all the time, troll occasionally for greater effect
2. Don't be obvious when you troll, be subtle
3. If you are going to be obvious then make it amusing
4. Don't rack up lots of posts on your gimmick account just a few here and there (take note: Security1, John Harridan, YAGR)
5. Don't bother with personal insults, be creative, act dumb at times, say the obvious, whatever, but personal insults gets everyone offside
6. Don't troll the same people all the time, spread it around let everyone feel the love
7. Don't purposely log on to troll, there is so much ammo here on a daily basis you could troll one person a day until you die! Seriously the pathetic people, bull shit claims and total retardation of some members knows no bounds. I mean, you could troll Booty's content for years on its own!
8. Don't flog a dead horse, yes UKJeff this one is directed at you (gimmicks can learn from his mistake)
9. Know when to stop trolling, currently we're all tired of the gimmicks/trolls posting
I really wanted 10 tips but my attention span is short and i'm not very intelligent so I only got 9!
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I'm pretty sure trolling originated on getbig.
8)
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Are you trolling me bro'? ;D
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RedMeatKid/YAGR/Security1/juruth/etc. is one of the best trolls of all times on getbig 8)
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RedMeatKid/YAGR/Security1/juruth/etc. is one of the best trolls of all times on getbig 8)
appreciation thread needed.
walk of fame.
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It takes something 10,000 times to be ingrained into a persons muscle memory. A true troll knows this. As do COINTELPRO.
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You know I really appreciate a good troll on this board, the trouble is there aren't many on here. Here are some tips:
1. Don't troll all the time, troll occasionally for greater effect
2. Don't be obvious when you troll, be subtle
3. If you are going to be obvious then make it amusing
4. Don't rack up lots of posts on your gimmick account just a few here and there (take note: Security1, John Harridan, YAGR)
5. Don't bother with personal insults, be creative, act dumb at times, say the obvious, whatever, but personal insults gets everyone offside
6. Don't troll the same people all the time, spread it around let everyone feel the love
7. Don't purposely log on to troll, there is so much ammo here on a daily basis you could troll one person a day until you die! Seriously the pathetic people, bull shit claims and total retardation of some members knows no bounds. I mean, you could troll Booty's content for years on its own!
8. Don't flog a dead horse, yes UKJeff this one is directed at you (gimmicks can learn from his mistake)
9. Know when to stop trolling, currently we're all tired of the gimmicks/trolls posting
I really wanted 10 tips but my attention span is short and i'm not very intelligent so I only got 9!
LOL, what the fuck do you know with 300 posts? You aren't even a proper Getbig member yet so maybe that's why you aren't aware that I'm not even a troll. Go back to the shithole you came from, son...
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Yep, people need to look at Sev and TA to see some quality work. Tbombz has been putting in an excellent effort of late, too.
Whoever is behind the "Jon Harridan" account needs to suffer a massive permanently debilitating stroke. Word up!
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Yep, people need to look at Sev and TA to see some quality work. Tbombz has been putting in an excellent effort of late, too.
Whoever is behind the "Jon Harridan" account needs to suffer a massive permanently debilitating stroke. Word up!
What did I do to deserve such hatred? I'm a loving and caring member of society including this community. ???
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LOL, what the fuck do you know with 300 posts? You aren't even a proper Getbig member yet so maybe that's why you aren't aware that I'm not even a troll. Go back to the shithole you came from, son...
Haha Lol! So number of posts is what counts? Maybe it's a case that you post total dribble and I choose what I comment on? Maybe it's also the case that unlike you, I don't spend every waking moment on here because I have a job and you're stuck in your mom's basement trolling facebook for other people's photos?
Here's my challenge Jonny 'Meltdown' Harridan post a poll on who the members want to leave Getbig forever me or you and the loser has to leave forever. Deal, or are you chickenshit? ;)
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;D
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You know I really appreciate a good troll on this board, the trouble is there aren't many on here. Here are some tips:
1. Don't troll all the time, troll occasionally for greater effect
2. Don't be obvious when you troll, be subtle
3. If you are going to be obvious then make it amusing
4. Don't rack up lots of posts on your gimmick account just a few here and there (take note: Security1, John Harridan, YAGR)
5. Don't bother with personal insults, be creative, act dumb at times, say the obvious, whatever, but personal insults gets everyone offside
6. Don't troll the same people all the time, spread it around let everyone feel the love
7. Don't purposely log on to troll, there is so much ammo here on a daily basis you could troll one person a day until you die! Seriously the pathetic people, bull shit claims and total retardation of some members knows no bounds. I mean, you could troll Booty's content for years on its own!
8. Don't flog a dead horse, yes UKJeff this one is directed at you (gimmicks can learn from his mistake)
9. Know when to stop trolling, currently we're all tired of the gimmicks/trolls posting
I really wanted 10 tips but my attention span is short and i'm not very intelligent so I only got 9!
OP has a wide bathroom stall stance.
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Haha Lol! So number of posts is what counts? Maybe it's a case that you post total dribble and I choose what I comment on? Maybe it's also the case that unlike you, I don't spend every waking moment on here because I have a job and you're stuck in your mom's basement trolling facebook for other people's photos?
Here's my challenge Jonny 'Meltdown' Harridan post a poll on who the members want to leave Getbig forever me or you and the loser has to leave forever. Deal, or are you chickenshit? ;)
LOL, why should I make myself leave because of some bullshit popularity game especially when it's a NEWBIE FAG like you challenging me as if he's something more than the little mite he is? Getbig needs me and I've many fans on here, believe it or not. Without me Getbig would swiftly sink into oblivion and die a quiet death. I post classic stuff too unlike you and I didn't steal any Facebook pics. Before you throw wild accusations you'd better have some real proof, dipshit. Now I know you're a little girl but this isn't a beauty pageant or popularity contest! I also have a job but the nature of it allows it to spend time here; I'm my own boss you see, you loser, unlike you a white-collar SLAVE. You probably have to drive to work each day in some old piece of shit to report to another piece of shit, this time probably some fat fuck. Epic self-owning on your part, kid. Go back and try again, loser. ::)
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If Jon Harridan and RAtard hooked up in a tryst, which one would pitch and which one would catch?
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LOL, why should I make myself leave because of some bullshit popularity game especially when it's a NEWBIE FAG like you challenging me as if he's something more than the little mite he is? Getbig neds me and I've many fans on here, believe it or not. Without me Getbig would swiftly sink into oblivion and die a quiet death. I post clasic stuff too unlike you and I didn't steal any Facebook pics. Better you throw wild accusations you'd better have some real proof, dipshit. Now I know you're a little girl but this isn't a beauty pageant or popularity contest! I also have a job but the nature of it allows it to spend time here; I'm my own boss you see, you loser, unlike you a white-collar SLAVE. You probably have to drive to work each day in some old piece of shit to report to another piece of shit, this time probably some fat fuck. Epic self-owning on your part, kid. Go back and try again, loser. ::)
Meltdown .
As suspected you are chickenshit. Go upstairs now and hop back onto mommy's tit it's nearly time for your dinner and a diaper change.
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If Jon Harridan and RAtard hooked up in a tryst, which one would pitch and which one would catch?
I'd imagine penis docking, both are too dumb for anything else.
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If Jon Harridan and RAtard hooked up in a tryst, which one would pitch and which one would catch?
I don't know because that's just another gay fantasy of yours you flaming shit but I know I'll catch you by your scrawny neck and pitch your homo ass all the way to the former Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium in Graz, Austria.
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Meltdown .
As suspected you are chickenshit. Go upstairs now and hop back onto mommy's tit it's nearly time for your dinner and a diaper change.
I knew you'd say that...EMPLOYEE. You look at me and can only dream and weep. I'm the real life macho man you dream you can be but will never be because all you are is a loser FOR LIFE. Oh, and you've just been owned again, congratulations. :P
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I'd imagine penis docking, both are too dumb for anything else.
Oh look, it's another gay fuck come to troll. My posts sparkle with wit and warmth and humour and candour and wisdom so don't talk bollocks.
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You know I really appreciate a good troll on this board, the trouble is there aren't many on here. Here are some tips:
1. Don't troll all the time, troll occasionally for greater effect
2. Don't be obvious when you troll, be subtle
3. If you are going to be obvious then make it amusing
4. Don't rack up lots of posts on your gimmick account just a few here and there (take note: Security1, John Harridan, YAGR)
5. Don't bother with personal insults, be creative, act dumb at times, say the obvious, whatever, but personal insults gets everyone offside
6. Don't troll the same people all the time, spread it around let everyone feel the love
7. Don't purposely log on to troll, there is so much ammo here on a daily basis you could troll one person a day until you die! Seriously the pathetic people, bull shit claims and total retardation of some members knows no bounds. I mean, you could troll Booty's content for years on its own!
8. Don't flog a dead horse, yes UKJeff this one is directed at you (gimmicks can learn from his mistake)
9. Know when to stop trolling, currently we're all tired of the gimmicks/trolls posting
I really wanted 10 tips but my attention span is short and i'm not very intelligent so I only got 9!
Let's don't bring my name into this.
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Oh look, it's another gay fuck come to troll. My posts sparkle with wit and warmth and humour and candour and wisdom so don't talk bollocks.
Apparently felching would be involved too.
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Apparently felching would be involved too.
Fuck off and take your faggotry with you.
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I knew you'd say that...EMPLOYEE. You look at me and can only dream and weep. I'm the real life macho man you dream you can be but will never be because all you are is a loser FOR LIFE. Oh, and you've just been owned again, congratulations. :P
Read my original post. To be a troll you have to be amusing or get a disproportionate reaction out of people, you can't do either, you're just not smart enough. I know you don't realise this but you need to be intelligent to be funny and you're a full on retard. I think you should retire this account and start again with a new gimmick and learn from the good gimmicks that are on here.
Let's don't bring my name into this.
You're probably right there I quite enjoy a lot of your posts. Can you PM this wart on Getbig's ass and give her some tips?
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Fuck off and take your faggotry with you.
Hmmmm, such an angry little homo.
When your boyfriend is done ravaging your anus, does he time how long you can hold your mud?
The good lord frowns upon sitting on erect penises Jon - total frownage.
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Hmmmm, such an angry little homo.
When your boyfriend is done ravaging your anus, does he time how long you can hold your mud?
The good lord frowns upon sitting on erect penises Jon - total frownage.
I thought I already told you to piss off and take your homo bullshit with you, asswipe? Being disobedient eh? You don't know how to obey your master eh, SLAVE? Now I'll just have to hop over there and separate your head from your spineless torso. And I wouldn't know because only little fags like you have boyfriends but I don't want to hear all the sordid details so you'lljust have to pardon me, hahahahahahaha. You're too easy, kid. THE GREAT JON HARRIDAN IS IMPERVIOUS TO LITTLE FLEAS LIKE YOU, C U N T!
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You're probably right there I quite enjoy a lot of your posts. Can you PM this wart on Getbig's ass and give her some tips?
I'd like to, but I'm in negotiations with Jon Harridan.
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Read my original post. To be a troll you have to be amusing or get a disproportionate reaction out of people, you can't do either, you're just not smart enough. I know you don't realise this but you need to be intelligent to be funny and you're a full on retard. I think you should retire this account and start again with a new gimmick and learn from the good gimmicks that are on here.
You're probably right there I quite enjoy a lot of your posts. Can you PM this wart on Getbig's ass and give her some tips?
Says the newbie gimmick with 300 posts? LOL, give me a solid reason to take you seriously with your obvious fake spamming acount. You're so dumb that you don't realize that I'm not even a troll. Don't randomly insult or accuse good folk of the trolling that you so clearly specialize in. My my, I see you can be one nasty little bitch (section of quote in bold), all just to stir Big Daddy to come over and flog you? What a fuckin' douchebag. You're lucky I go easy on girls. ;)
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See this is why you aren't a good gimmick! You post incessantly on every topic with the same innane diatribe of personal insults/threats and that's all been covered before by many, many gimmicks. Face facts you just aren't smart enough to be a good gimmick.
And, I'm done responding to you.
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I'm pretty sure trolling originated on getbig.
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Nah not even close =) I was trolling the IGN game boards back in the 90's and IRC long before that. Trolling has been around for decades I would suspect.
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I thought I already told you to piss off and take your homo bullshit with you, asswipe? Being disobedient eh? You don't know how to obey your master eh, SLAVE? Now I'll just have to hop over there and separate your head from your spineless torso. And I wouldn't know because only little fags like you have boyfriends but I don't want to hear all the sordid details so you'lljust have to pardon me, hahahahahahaha. You're too easy, kid. THE GREAT JON HARRIDAN IS IMPERVIOUS TO LITTLE FLEAS LIKE YOU, C U N T!
I don't think the Alex23 looking chinese kid sucks dick, but the guy behind the Harridan gimmick has used many erect penises as throat lozenges.
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I don't think the Alex23 looking chinese kid sucks dick, but the guy behind the Harridan gimmick has used many erect penises as throat lozenges.
That's funny because you're pouring out to me your filthy homosexual desires. It's unreadable basically because your mind is a real shitter to behold; you fucked yourself up royally, I'm afraid. I'm sure your parents are real proud of you for being a little fag. Remember, for the dogs there will be only eternal damnation so grow some testicles and be a man for once in your life. You can't be a little girl all your life, right? Hahahahahahahaha, I'll crack your fuckin' c o o n head apart like a nut. Ain't nothin' but a peanut! :D
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I don't think the Alex23 looking chinese kid sucks dick, but the guy behind the Harridan gimmick has used many erect penises as throat lozenges.
I'm a HUGE WHITE MAN, not 'the Alex23 looking chinese kid'. Pull your pinhead out of your ass and show some proper respect for once in your pathetic life. :D
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See this is why you aren't a good gimmick! You post incessantly on every topic with the same innane diatribe of personal insults/threats and that's all been covered before by many, many gimmicks. Face facts you just aren't smart enough to be a good gimmick.
And, I'm done responding to you.
How does that make me a gimmick, you newbie gimmick/troll? I'm just delivering ownings left and right to the small skunks stinking up Getbig, nothing more. And the gimmicks don't smash the scoundrels like I do so kindly refrain from belittling me. And you aren't done with shit; you're just itching for more mischief. That's right I know you and what lurks in that evil little heart of yours so don't dick around here, BOY.
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That's funny because you're pouring out to me your filthy homosexual desires. It's unreadable basically because your mind is a real shitter to behold; you fucked yourself up royally, I'm afraid. I'm sure your parents are real proud of you for being a little fag. Remember, for the dogs there will be only eternal damnation so grow some testicles and be a man for once in your life. You can't be a little girl all your life, right? Hahahahahahahaha, I'll crack your fuckin' c o o n head apart like a nut. Ain't nothin' but a peanut! :D
Jon....you're a goat semen shitter.
Does it float to the surface of your toilet?
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Jon....you're a goat semen shitter.
Does it float to the surface of your toilet?
Go eat cowdung from your obese mother's overstretched anus then get back to me, kid. ;D
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Go eat cowdung from your obese mother's overstretched anus then get back to me, kid. ;D
Jon, you come up with stupid comebacks like you're some type of Sherief Salababy goatfucking Arab clone. You're like those stupid fucks that throw shoes at men they want to fondle. Have you fondled many men Jon?
When your Dad pulls his dick out of your ass does it smell worse than your sister's pussy?
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Jon, you come up with stupid comebacks like you're some type of Sherief Salababy goatfucking Arab clone. You're like those stupid fucks that throw shoes at men they want to fondle. Have you fondled many men Jon?
When your Dad pulls his dick out of your ass does it smell worse than your sister's pussy?
dont let him get to you, dont let him own your mind. remain strong
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Jon, you come up with stupid comebacks like you're some type of Sherief Salababy goatfucking Arab clone. You're like those stupid fucks that throw shoes at men they want to fondle. Have you fondled many men Jon?
When your Dad pulls his dick out of your ass does it smell worse than your sister's pussy?
Stupid comebacks? LOL, look at all the horseshit you're spewing from that shitter of yours and you've still got the gall to talk shit? LOL, what a joke. Give it up, gay kid, you're just bullshitting and that's all you can do when I royally OWN you over and over again. I don't even live with my dad and I don't have a sister, you simpleton, but I'm going to ask my dog about how your wrinkly old mom's c u n t and asshole tasted, hahahahahahahahahahahaha . You suck balls, you little pussy.
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You know I really appreciate a good troll on this board, the trouble is there aren't many on here. Here are some tips:
1. Don't troll all the time, troll occasionally for greater effect
2. Don't be obvious when you troll, be subtle
3. If you are going to be obvious then make it amusing
4. Don't rack up lots of posts on your gimmick account just a few here and there (take note: Security1, John Harridan, YAGR)
5. Don't bother with personal insults, be creative, act dumb at times, say the obvious, whatever, but personal insults gets everyone offside
6. Don't troll the same people all the time, spread it around let everyone feel the love
7. Don't purposely log on to troll, there is so much ammo here on a daily basis you could troll one person a day until you die! Seriously the pathetic people, bull shit claims and total retardation of some members knows no bounds. I mean, you could troll Booty's content for years on its own!
8. Don't flog a dead horse, yes UKJeff this one is directed at you (gimmicks can learn from his mistake)
9. Know when to stop trolling, currently we're all tired of the gimmicks/trolls posting
I really wanted 10 tips but my attention span is short and i'm not very intelligent so I only got 9!
You just described 240 is back
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dont let him get to you, dont let him own your mind. remain strong
Haha, clearly I OWN his fragile mind. This 'HockeyFightFan' retard is nothing more than a pathetic little girl. :-\
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Stupid comebacks? LOL, look at all the horseshit you're spewing from that shitter of yours and you've still got the gall to talk shit? LOL, what a joke. Give it up, gay kid, you're just bullshitting and that's all you can do when I royally OWN you over and over again. I don't even live with my dad and I don't have a sister, you simpleton, but I'm going to ask my dog about how your wrinkly old mom's c u n t and asshole tasted, hahahahahahahahahahahaha . You suck balls, you little pussy.
Could this be any less funny or unoriginal?
This is below Team Nasser standards for outright stupidity.
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Could this be any less funny or unoriginal?
This is below Team Nasser standards for outright stupidity.
Crestfallen losers like you always bitch and moan like nobody's business after getting whupped and owned. Deal with it, sucker, or I'll deal you to the whorehounds myself! :o
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Crestfallen losers like you always bitch and moan like nobody's business after getting whupped and owned. Deal with it, sucker, or I'll deal you to the whorehounds myself! :o
Deal away pansy.
Unleash the hounds. Wipe the stale jism off your chin and man the fuck up Josh Jon. Pull the penis out of your gaped ass and be something for once in your life.
Goat semen shitter!
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Deal away pansy.
Unleash the hounds. Wipe the stale jism off your chin and man the fuck up Josh Jon. Pull the penis out of your gaped ass and be something for once in your life.
Goat semen shitter!
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You mean you want me to pull the cock out of your gaping ass? Sorry pal, I'm no homo like you. And my advice to you is to be as clean as a whistle, you self-admitted goat semen shitter, lol. YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY NOW EH, KID? MY parents must be real proud of you, hahahahahahahahaha. Suddenly I feel like posting the Nelson pic again. ;D
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What the fuck is that even supposed to mean? You mean you want me to pull the cock out of your gaping ass? Sorry pal, I'm no homo like you. And my advice to you is to be as clean as a whistle, you self-admitted goat semen shitter, lol. YOU'RE INTO BESTIALITY NOW EH, KID? MY parents must be real proud of you, hahahahahahahahaha. Suddenly I feel like posting the Nelson pic again. ;D
Jon, all that repressed anger is not good for you. Isn't there something in the Bible that says an angry, small-minded, gimmick shall covet thy neighbor's penis in his ass?
Or something along those lines?
Jon, give in to your lust for penis puffing, Getbig will consider you somewhat an equal.
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Jon, all that repressed anger is not good for you. Isn't there something in the Bible that says an angry, small-minded, gimmick shall covet thy neighbor's penis in his ass?
Or something along those lines?
Jon, give in to your lust for penis puffing, Getbig will consider you somewhat an equal.
There's nothing there about coveting the penis so you really should stop ingratiating yourself with grown men on Getbig in hopes of winning the cock, you shitty little troll. We get it that you're a gay pervert but NOBODY here's a fag like you, so stop trying to seduce us already. It won't work on real men! My, what a litle fucktard. ::)
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There's nothing there about coveting the penis so you really should stop ingratiating yourself with grown men on Getbig in hopes of winning the cock, you shitty little troll. We get it that you're a gay pervert but NOBODY here's a fag like you, so stop trying to seduce us already. It won't work on real men! My, what a litle fucktard. ::)
Very weak Jon.
Pathetic actually.
You are a subnormal being, running a shit gimmick.
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Very weak Jon.
Pathetic actually.
You are a subnormal being, running a shit gimmick.
I think not. I'm brilliant! You, on the other hand, are on your last legs. And it's evidence from our post counts that I'm legit and you're the gimmick. You love to troll threads just like this one with your homo bullshit, lol, and your little ass is royally fucked, sweet cheeks. :-[
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I don't know because that's just another gay fantasy of yours you flaming shit but I know I'll catch you by your scrawny neck and pitch your homo ass all the way to the former Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium in Graz, Austria.
Hahaha, the good christian lady doth protest too much.
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I think not. I'm brilliant! You, on the other hand, are on your last legs. And it's evidence from our post counts that I'm legit and you're the gimmick. You love to troll threads just like this one with your homo bullshit, lol, and your little ass is royally fucked, sweet cheeks. :-[
Jon, I'm guessing even men who believe themselves to be righteous like you, still enjoy a little mano-a-mano action down at the local bathouse.
So when you're head down and bum up, do you enjoy when the penis plunges into your ass more than when the penis is pulled out?
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Hahaha, the good christian lady doth protest too much.
Nay, I protest all manner of evil and yea, I will chop your head off if you poke it into my territory.
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Jon, I'm guessing even men who believe themselves to be righteous like you, still enjoy a little mano-a-mano action down at the local bathouse.
So when you're head down and bum up, do you enjoy when the penis plunges into your ass more than when the penis is pulled out?
You actually act like a good man in supporting Chris Kyle so where's this homo shit coming from? I'm a righteous man and don't stand for ANY bullshit whatsoever but it seems to me that faggotry has found a welcome taker in you. Wake up, son.
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Nay, I protest all manner of evil and yea, I will chop your head off if you poke it into my territory.
hahaha...you would quake in your designer boots and tights on the street corner if you saw me coming. I'd leave you thinking your pimp was a gentle man.
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Dude don't waste your time our friendly troll has left us, his time is
out up.
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Nay, I protest all manner of evil and yea, I will chop your head off if you poke it into my territory.
What’s my name? Fuck you, that’s my name! You know why, mister? ’cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove a eighty thousand dollar BMW. That’s my name! And your name is “you’re wanting.” And you can’t play in a man’s game. You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch cost more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see, pal, that’s who I am. And you’re nothing. Nice guy? I don’t give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. My daddy was shot down over Hanoi. This watch was on his wrist. Way he looked at it, this watch was my birthright and he’d be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up his ass until he died of dysentery. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6921266/roll-with-the-troll?utm_source=thrillist&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=quickies
The 6 Types of Trolls (and How to Defend Against Them)
The Meh Troll:
Easily identified by its complete absence of originality and creativity, the Meh Troll is a common, but minor threat. It relies upon the beating of dead horses and archaic stereotypes when attempting comedy. Consider the guy who can't help but offer grape soda to his black friend or who depends upon making fun of Justin Bieber and you'll get the idea. At best, he'll get a few nervous chuckles.
You can turn their desperation for attention against them. After a particularly uninteresting joke (usually followed by a few unamused yawns and/or blank stares), quickly, loudly and obnoxiously applaud them for their "fresh" grasp on the comedic genre. Maybe throw in a few "bravos" for added effect and you'll have the Meh Troll regretting the all-too-mediocre day it was born in Boring, Oregon.
Frost Troll:
Taking its name from the loathsome Skyrim creature, you should tread carefully with the Frost Troll. These are the sort of guys who have convinced themselves that being an asshole qualifies as a legitimate sense of humor. The breed consists of those who blow cigarette smoke into a cancer survivor's face, or who, even more offensively, wear an Ed Hardy v-neck.
Like an infantile child who proudly sits in his own shit, the Frost Troll's social ineptitude makes it nearly invulnerable to any criticism. Its Achilles heel is the rejection it faced as a youth. Maybe it was that rather unfortunately timed "cold sore" outbreak which was forever memorialized in the high school yearbook or that embarrassing first time experience with the poor girl's armpit.
One needs only to tightly embrace the Frost Troll and repeatedly say: "It's not your fault" and wait for the waterworks. The troll will feel better about its life and leave you alone. No need to explain why this is called the "Robin Williams approach".
STD Troll:
As many of you know, a sexually transmitted disease is hard to kick, just like this troll. Even when you think you've lost it for good, it comes back for another round. Unless you are a Zen monk, you'll quickly lose patience with this cretin and reward it with the desired reaction.
The best way to fight this troll off is by doing something counterintuitive: agreeing with it (please keep in mind this philosophy only applies to STD trolls, you should really just stick with a good antibiotic for an actual STD). I refer to this as the "roll with the troll" defense. You'll effectively take away any joy the troll obtains from his bullying and he'll have no choice but to slink away in defeat.
If left untreated, the troll could spread into other social circles and you'd have a larger, more persistent problem on your hands. People may not want to connect with you for fear of being introduced to the STD Troll. Do us all a favor and take care of it before we have a full blown epidemic.
Connoisseur Troll:
The Connoisseur Troll is so full of himself that his head is lodged up his ass. A movie critic whose only credential is that he watched Citizen Kane once, a friend who considers himself a wine aficionado for being able to discern the difference between a Franzia Cabernet and a Mike's Hard Lemonade and the guy who takes it upon himself to note whenever you mistakenly use "good" instead of "well" in a sentence are all examples of the Connoisseur.
The troll will use his supposed "area of expertise" as a weapon to disagree with anyone's opinion.
You can return this pretender to his rightful place by merely spending ten minutes on Wikipedia and learning about the subject at hand. The next time he pollutes the air with his smug, outdo his "informed" opinion with your newfound knowledge. The troll will gain a sense of humility and there will be a little less methane in the atmosphere. What more could you ask for?
The Overtly Reflective Troll:
If you've ever known some tool (usually armed with an acoustic guitar) who speaks in an unnecessarily soft tone and refuses to use any other adjective but "deep" or "meta", you are familiar with the Overtly Reflective Troll. It will tirelessly comment on the state of our existence and leave your nostrils with the overpowering stench of an overcrowded, but well-fed bullpen.
While its approach is far subtler than other breeds, this troll is not to be handled lightly. The Overtly Reflective Troll doesn't really believe its drivel, but just wants to make you look bad in front of the ladies. Whenever a male appears to share their emotional understanding and sensitivity, the women in your life may suddenly find your devotion to fantasy football or The Last of Us "immature". Before you know it, the closest thing to female contact you'll have will be listening to Siri's directions.
Just question its beliefs and statements until the ladies realize the troll's complex monologues are nothing more than dressed up nonsense. Or simply point out that his jeans were bought from the local Old Navy girl's department and your significant other will remember she already has enough girlfriends in her life.
The Internet Troll:
The alpha and the omega, the godfather, the OG, and sometimes OP too. This breed defines the quintessential nature of the entire troll species. Those who comment that Obama is racist on Washington Post articles or who reveal that Asiana Flight 214 was piloted by "Sum Ting Wong" belong to this (ig)noble breed.
The only thing you can do about Internet Trolls is ignore them. Before you defend Beethoven from PunkR0ck3r666's rude Youtube comment, take a deep breath and calm down. Most posts are just trying to grind your gears. Next time you find yourself furiously typing away at the keyboard, explaining what Jesus actually said (or didn't say for that matter), just stop. Do something worthwhile like spending time with your family, friends or dog (if you have a cat, you deserve to be trolled). It's time we all learned the Internet can never be used to address social issues or to institute change.
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I'm pretty sure trolling originated on getbig.
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Certainly it must have.