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Title: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 04:15:01 PM: Arrested!! haaaaahaha
The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one
http://www.tmz.com/
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM: Was she a German pro? 'Cause ya know the Germans make good stuff.

/are ya following me, camera guy?
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 04:18:16 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:17:24 PM
Was she a German pro? 'Cause ya know the Germans make good stuff.

/are ya following me, camera guy?

He said "wow" every time.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:20:46 PM: You know you're gonna be spending 20 large on hookers, every month. It sells itself!

/could be here all night
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: arce1988 on March 27, 2009, 04:26:17 PM: Sham Ow Guy
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 04:29:20 PM: what is with the fukking headset???

(http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shamwow-snuggie-slanket.jpg)
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Hereford on March 27, 2009, 04:37:01 PM: Looks like Beavis is all grown up.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: 240 is Back on March 27, 2009, 04:38:17 PM: According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa oh man i just spit out my tea laughing
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:40:00 PM: Here he is. Courtesy SMG.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 04:40:28 PM: Quote from: Hereford on March 27, 2009, 04:37:01 PM
Looks like Beavis is all grown up.

Shut up, bunghole!!!!
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 05:03:49 PM: Quote from: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
Here he is. Courtesy SMG.
whoaaaa he's coked out of his mind there dude!!
haaahaahh
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Andy Griffin on March 27, 2009, 05:07:45 PM: Quote from: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 05:03:49 PM
whoaaaa he's coked out of his mind there dude!!
haaahaahh

Looks like he is wearing PJ's under that coat. Jeebus, what a fukking retard.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 27, 2009, 05:25:24 PM: "kissing a hooker?" doesnt he get it, you get a hooker b/c you DONT want to kiss. dipshit.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Nasty Nate on March 27, 2009, 05:26:39 PM: hahaha hilarious
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: wes on March 27, 2009, 05:32:26 PM: What a maroon! :)
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: gordiano on March 27, 2009, 05:33:21 PM: That mothafucka looks like E.T.:

(http://rosechica.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shamwow-snuggie-slanket.jpg)

(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070816/aliens/et_l.jpg)
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: gordiano on March 27, 2009, 05:35:18 PM: His fucking last name is Shlomi? Great fucking porn star name.

Harry Shlomi.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: lovemonkey on March 27, 2009, 05:50:48 PM: Quote from: 240 is Back on March 27, 2009, 04:38:17 PM
According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa oh man i just spit out my tea laughing

Hhahahaha I keep getting this image in my head of an asian gold digger bitch biting his tongue, it's like a Tarantino movie.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 06:25:05 PM: Quote from: gordiano on March 27, 2009, 05:35:18 PM
His fucking last name is Shlomi? Great fucking porn star name.

Harry Shlomi.
Rex Shlomi
;D
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: dov on March 27, 2009, 06:27:21 PM: ...fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini! ;D
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: jason_deluxe on March 27, 2009, 06:40:47 PM
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 06:47:59 PM: Quote from: jason_deluxe on March 27, 2009, 06:40:47 PM

;D
(http://i541.photobucket.com/albums/gg363/mandronius/buseyyay_ofuck.gif)
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: windsor88 on March 27, 2009, 07:10:40 PM: Quote from: jason_deluxe on March 27, 2009, 06:40:47 PM

Looks like Rob Lowe
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 27, 2009, 07:40:51 PM: Vince Shlomi (born April 25, 1964 in Israel) looks rough the prostitute beat his ass as well
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: tommywishbone on March 27, 2009, 08:58:01 PM: German quality bump
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on March 28, 2009, 01:46:15 AM: Can anyone say "Classic I Fucked Up And Will Spend The Rest Of My Life Making Up For It" thread. Oh and the new cock chop video made me piss my pants...
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on March 28, 2009, 01:47:54 AM: Quote from: tommywishbone on March 27, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
German quality bump
cause you know they make good "stuff"
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: DeketheCreep on March 28, 2009, 05:01:56 AM: punching hookers hahahahaa
This is guy is almost as cool as bobby sly!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/dekethecreep/bob3.jpg)
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: bigguns23 on March 28, 2009, 11:14:54 AM: Quote from: DeketheCreep on March 28, 2009, 05:01:56 AM
punching hookers hahahahaa
This is guy is almost as cool as bobby sly!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v353/dekethecreep/bob3.jpg)

hahahahaha dude, we need to revive the sly thread
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on March 28, 2009, 11:33:05 AM: Vince Offer is what he's known for and he's only sold that shit to front this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Comedy_Movie
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: emn1964 on March 28, 2009, 11:55:43 AM: Quote from: dr.chimps on March 27, 2009, 04:40:00 PM
Here he is. Courtesy SMG.

Wow, doesn't look like the same dude as in the above pics.
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: clownbaby on March 28, 2009, 09:50:27 PM: the funny thing is that story could be completely false but it is still believable because he is a major creepchest
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: clued-up on March 28, 2009, 10:02:33 PM: Quote from: DeketheCreep on March 27, 2009, 04:15:01 PM
Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue.

you couldn't make that shit up...
Title: Re: Sham Wow Guy!
Post by: Dballn247 on March 29, 2009, 11:35:33 AM: (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=272450.0;attach=311518;image)
(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/images/MoeSzyslak4.gif)