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Eyeball Chambers

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Q for Swede!
« on: August 28, 2009, 06:52:18 AM »
What are you going to do with your life?

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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 06:53:40 AM »
Moving into my own apartment 1 december and hopefully having a job before that. Well I WILL have job before that.

How about you?
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 06:54:04 AM »
He's making toast.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 06:54:32 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 06:52:18 AM
What are you going to do with your life?

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This thread had PM potential  ;)
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2009, 06:54:44 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 28, 2009, 06:53:40 AM
Moving into my own apartment 1 december and hopefully having a job before that. Well I WILL have job before that.

How about you?

Good for you,

I'm hoping to slip in some pee pee at Costco or something and get a huge settlement to live off of.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2009, 06:58:21 AM »
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2009, 07:00:57 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?

Lol! I only hate turks
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2009, 07:01:29 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 06:58:21 AM
Swede,
how many Italians and/or Jews do you and your people plan on beating up between now and December 1?

Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2009, 07:01:55 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 06:54:44 AM
Good for you,

I'm hoping to slip in some pee pee at Costco or something and get a huge settlement to live off of.

I heard they pay pretty good for that stuff in the us.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2009, 07:02:28 AM »
Quote from: RxBandit on August 28, 2009, 07:01:55 AM
I heard they pay pretty good for that stuff in the us.

The American dream mi amigo, the American dream...
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2009, 07:06:47 AM »
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2009, 07:07:12 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 07:01:29 AM
Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.

Well my dick isn't woking right now =(

probably Ok in one week 2 weeks at mosts.

Im going insane
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2009, 07:08:15 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 28, 2009, 07:07:12 AM
Well my dick isn't woking right now =(

probably Ok in one week 2 weeks at mosts.

Im going insane

What do you mean your dick isn't working?  ???

Erectile dysfunction?  ???
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2009, 07:08:36 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 07:01:29 AM
Is it hard to become a male escort?

I'd definitely go to dinner with fat/ugly girls for cash.  I don't know about getting intimate though.

it's not hard
if you are staying in the "straight" game be used to being a good companion
avoid craig's list-that is no way to get business.
Find a rich gal, give her a free one and háve her refer you to your friends
Dont ever sell yourself cheap - make that money
as for the s

I've got more but I'm typing on my iPhone and it gets a bit haggard typing all this on my phone
I'll give you more info ( if you want) when I get to my aparment
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2009, 07:11:07 AM »
That's some interesting stuff johnny, give us more info later.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #15 on: August 28, 2009, 07:11:27 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 07:08:15 AM
What do you mean your dick isn't working?  ???

Erectile dysfunction?  ???

nope, Its just dryyyyyyyy from my fucked up accutane..
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2009, 07:12:20 AM »
As for the sex, you be shocked at what you can do with 100mg tab of Viagra  
Btw, I'm not trying to be funny-Viagra is the shit
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2009, 07:13:11 AM »
I usually masturbate 3-4 times per day even when Im getting sex, so being horny or getting hard is never a problem.
Unless they have a stinky pussy
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #18 on: August 28, 2009, 07:16:49 AM »
Quote from: johnnynoname on August 28, 2009, 07:08:36 AM
it's not hard
if you are staying in the "straight" game be used to being a good companion
avoid craig's list-that is no way to get business.
Find a rich gal, give her a free one and háve her refer you to your friends
Dont ever sell yourself cheap - make that money
as for the s

I've got more but I'm typing on my iPhone and it gets a bit haggard typing all this on my phone
I'll give you more info ( if you want) when I get to my aparment

Thanks Johnny!
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #19 on: August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 28, 2009, 07:11:27 AM
nope, Its just dryyyyyyyy from my fucked up accutane..

Accutane is some dangerous shit from what i've heard.

I quit gluten/dairy and my face cleared completely up.
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #20 on: August 28, 2009, 07:18:35 AM »
Quote from: Swede! on August 28, 2009, 07:13:11 AM
I usually masturbate 3-4 times per day even when Im getting sex, so being horny or getting hard is never a problem.
Unless they have a stinky pussy

be honest.  wrong b###h give u limp d##k.  anyway...boy is right the viagra will straighten u out. 4-6 mths and you're normal erection should comeback.  secondly...u arent even in the states.  country?  dont they pass it out like candy at restaurants?
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #21 on: August 28, 2009, 07:20:56 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 07:17:26 AM
Accutane is some dangerous shit from what i've heard.

I quit gluten/dairy and my face cleared completely up.

I'd rather die than go gluten and dairy free.
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Eyeball Chambers

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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #22 on: August 28, 2009, 07:22:37 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 28, 2009, 07:20:56 AM
I'd rather die than go gluten and dairy free.

I eat dairy now, and get some pimples.  No Gluten though, when I eat it I get total acne.  (don't mean to sound like NaturalWonders  :-X)
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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2009, 07:23:01 AM »
Quote from: RPF on August 28, 2009, 07:16:49 AM
Thanks Johnny!

no problem

here is one last important tip:
you never get paid for sex; you get paid for companionship
if you hit a spark with your date and sex does happen that is fine but you are not being paid for sex

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Re: Q for Swede!
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2009, 07:23:04 AM »
dont you sell drugs or something like that 'swede' ???
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