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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #275 on: January 05, 2016, 08:08:40 AM »
related topic, has anyone actually seen helmut in real life before? I used to see him at a gym I used to go to in London. Extremely impressive, with a lot of lean muscle. No bloof or whatever. Probably the leanest, driest guy I've ever seen in real life. And he's like that year round (in the close to 1 year I was at the same gym as him. Never ever saw him out of shape. He's also 6'3, so the pictures don't do him justice. Definitely a head turner (no homo)

Clearly, a 6-3 man with loads of dry muscle on an impressive frame would be "disgusting" to most women. Empirical evidence proves that Shizzo's round softness is vastly more sexy. Fact!

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #276 on: January 05, 2016, 08:23:36 AM »
Clearly, a 6-3 man with loads of dry muscle on an impressive frame would be "disgusting" to most women. Empirical evidence proves that Shizzo's round softness is vastly more sexy. Fact!

This is true; my lady said she'd rather put on a strap-on and go to town on Shiz than the muscle man.
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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #277 on: January 05, 2016, 08:30:04 AM »
This is true; my lady said she'd rather put on a strap-on and go to town on Shiz than the muscle man.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #278 on: January 05, 2016, 08:31:39 AM »


Would love to be that turkey drumstick.

Yes, this is all true. It was epic!
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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #280 on: January 05, 2016, 11:45:02 AM »
12 pgs, Shitso is happy.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #281 on: January 05, 2016, 11:48:07 AM »
12 pgs, Shitso is happy.

But we've had fun and laughs. So, so are we.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #282 on: January 05, 2016, 01:31:29 PM »
Shizzo, there is hope for you. You just need 10 million dollars.





lmfao...This is some funny shit. Can you do a Shizzo picture with a Piana picture. That should be interesting...

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #283 on: January 05, 2016, 01:46:53 PM »
lmfao...This is some funny shit. Can you do a Shizzo picture with a Piana picture. That should be interesting...

haha lol!! I will see what I can do!!  ;D ;D
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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #284 on: January 05, 2016, 02:08:35 PM »
This thread is laughable and full of excuses to get fat. I am below 10% bodyfat year around and it never affects my health at all. I have a fast metabolism and don't have to eat chicken and broccoli every meal to stay below 10% either.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #285 on: January 05, 2016, 02:13:21 PM »
This thread is laughable and full of excuses to get fat. I am below 10% bodyfat year around and it never affects my health at all. I have a fast metabolism and don't have to eat chicken and broccoli every meal to stay below 10% either.
pictures or it didn't happen.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #286 on: January 05, 2016, 02:56:44 PM »
Take almost any manual worker from the 1920's, living  on 3 square meals per day and just see how much 'safety' fat they have

Take a tribesman living in a tropical jungle and check his 'safety' fat

Your just a fat lazy cun.t, sooner you come to terms with this the better

Very defensive answer, are you afraid he's right?


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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #287 on: January 05, 2016, 03:08:43 PM »
haha lol!! I will see what I can do!!  ;D ;D

Dunno. Helmut was good because Shizzo flatly asserted that women would never be attracted to Helmut because of his low body fat. It's good to get a read from actual women rather than Shizzo's info, that comes from his imaginary conversations with women that like his soft white blobby body.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #288 on: January 05, 2016, 03:40:30 PM »
pictures or it didn't happen.

That's right, Noodles.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #289 on: January 05, 2016, 03:41:56 PM »
That's right, Noodles.

LOL, depending on which post you read, he's either twisted steel or a pre-diabetic fatass.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #290 on: January 05, 2016, 03:44:03 PM »
Dunno. Helmut was good because Shizzo flatly asserted that women would never be attracted to Helmut because of his low body fat. It's good to get a read from actual women rather than Shizzo's info, that comes from his imaginary conversations with women that like his soft white blobby body.

Yeah, but comparing Shizzo to Piani will be epic, because we will see if women will still pick Piani, who looks atrocious.  :D :D
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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #291 on: January 05, 2016, 03:47:15 PM »
Yeah, but comparing Shizzo to Piani will be epic, because we will see if women will still pick Piani, who looks atrocious.  :D :D

The thing is that Shizzo thinks he's more attractive the Helmut. We should go the other way and start comparing Shizzo to O'Hearn.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #292 on: January 05, 2016, 03:55:19 PM »
The thing is that Shizzo thinks he's more attractive the Helmut. We should go the other way and start comparing Shizzo to O'Hearn.

I bet shizzo thinks hes better looking than O'Hearn.  :D
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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #293 on: January 05, 2016, 04:10:24 PM »
I bet shizzo thinks hes better looking than O'Hearn.  :D

It's a closer contest, ohearn and Shitso.


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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #294 on: January 05, 2016, 06:49:17 PM »
in defense of shizzo, there's more to health than triglyceride levels.  health should be measured by what you accomplish with your life, ultimately.

my doctor thought i was in good health based on my bmi (::)) and blood tests, which were, to most, astoundingly good.  in reality, i was a muscular anorexic, borderline suicidal, and doing damage that would take months (if not longer -- still dont know) to recover from.

after refeeding, my physique was, by most standards, excellent.  yet i was bulimic and barely better, mentally.

not to say im a typical case, but i have a feeling that lots of you guys are trashing shizzo based on your dislike of his character.  he's not any "more" wrong than some of you, and i have no doubt that some of you haven't any more experience to stand on than he does.

Just cause you were anorexic doesn't mean Shizzo isn't a fat shit.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #295 on: January 05, 2016, 08:11:05 PM »
This is true; my lady said she'd rather put on a strap-on and go to town on Shiz than the muscle man.

No pics, please. :)

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #296 on: January 06, 2016, 02:44:08 AM »
LOL, depending on which post you read, he's either twisted steel or a pre-diabetic fatass.
I'm 205 but not a fatass even at this weight, my abs are partially visible and my waist is 36", when I get down to 175 I will be very lean.

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #297 on: January 06, 2016, 03:29:21 AM »
I am finding it hard to believe that there isn't a single woman that would prefer El Shizzbazz to Helmut. It's like this whole "dad bod" thing was a complete lie to allow fucking fatasses to feel good about being fucking fatasses.


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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #298 on: January 06, 2016, 03:58:21 AM »
Why start a war with Russia?

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Re: Is having a "Dad Bod" really that bad?
« Reply #299 on: January 06, 2016, 03:59:18 AM »

Hahahaha. You fat fuck, I guarantee you have never been less than 25%.


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He had a low fat-percentage here