I guess I can bang them in my home depot closet/hideaway when my girl goes to school.
That is a great idea, discreet, space saving and energy efficient, great for giving post coital dutch ovens in as well....however, you will need to add a few more essential items to the camel jockey comesable list of beer, canned tuna, light mayo, and quaker instant oatmeal and several 1 gallon water jugs
You need to add Ky gel, assorted porn mags(get urself in the mood), kleenex wipes, viagra and antibiotics(you never know where half the sluts come from that tend to impale themselves on the getbiggers adventure cigar) and u dont wanna pass on anything nasty to ur girl, cause then u can surely kiss the free room n board goodbye.