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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #100 on: February 15, 2014, 02:28:50 PM »
Like fuck man seriously what is the godforsaken nonsense.

I'm tired of this shit where one is expected to live in eternal optimism. It's not courageous, brave, selfless or even intelligent.

My life is shit, I got a horrid mental condition, I haven't had a girlfriend in four fucking years. I work fucking hard at a job that will have my body destroyed by the time I'm forty. All my interests are a waste of time. I have few friends. It's winter and the only thing that even interests me anymore is food.

Anyways go fuck yourselves and your bullshit beliefs, and good luck on trying to have in sight on the nature of life.


 

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #101 on: February 15, 2014, 02:30:54 PM »
Life isnt really designed to be constantly positive. Life is made of sticks, suffering, pain, and carrots, pleasures. You simply cant have one or the other all life long. Well, except for super rich people or super poor people.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #102 on: February 15, 2014, 02:48:04 PM »
Life isnt really designed to be constantly positive. Life is made of sticks, suffering, pain, and carrots, pleasures. You simply cant have one or the other all life long. Well, except for super rich people or super poor people.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2014, 02:50:40 PM »
You are who you surround yourself with. If you hang losers it's almost inevitable you'll be there right along with them. If you surround yourself with success, you'll be successful.

Haven't you had 5 wives?

I guess you did learn something from them.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #104 on: February 15, 2014, 02:56:16 PM »
Haven't you had 5 wives?

I guess you did learn something from them.

4. After each one I bounced back stronger each time.....4th is a charm. The three previous came from broken families. Current come's from solid family background. Explains why my current wife show's no signs of being crazy.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #105 on: February 15, 2014, 02:59:14 PM »
I'd be willing to bet I'm more at peace with my life than yours. I haven't met a liberal or atheist yet that isn't one miserable fuck.
???

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2014, 03:00:04 PM »
4. After each one I bounced back stronger each time.....4th is a charm. The three previous came from broken families. Current come's from solid family background. Explains why my current wife show's no signs of being crazy.

Haven't you had 5 wives?

I guess you did learn something from them.

No, it was all their fault, Coach did nothing wrong ::)

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #107 on: February 15, 2014, 03:00:57 PM »
4. After each one I bounced back stronger each time.....4th is a charm. The three previous came from broken families. Current come's from solid family background. Explains why my current wife show's no signs of being crazy.
Why is it all their faults?   ???

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #108 on: February 15, 2014, 03:06:55 PM »
No, it was all their fault, Coach did nothing wrong ::)

First one, yes. Second and third, no.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #109 on: February 15, 2014, 03:09:41 PM »
No, it was all their fault, Coach did nothing wrong ::)

#1. Cheated on me with another women.

#2. Cheated with a co-worker, caught them red handed. He went to the hospital. I spend the night in jail.

#3. You know this story. It's documented on this board..everything.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #110 on: February 15, 2014, 03:10:45 PM »
#1. Cheated on me with another women.

#2. Cheated with a co-worker, caught them red handed. He went to the hospital. I spend the night in jail.

#3. You know this story. It's documented on this board..everything.
Chicks cheating on you is your fault limp dick.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #111 on: February 15, 2014, 03:11:48 PM »
These chicks are cheating on you for a reason Coach.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #112 on: February 15, 2014, 03:12:07 PM »
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4. After each one I bounced back stronger each time.....4th is a charm. The three previous came from broken families. Current come's from solid family background. Explains why my current wife show's no signs of being crazy.

OK so you had to split assets 3 times?!  I can't understand why guys get remarried or maybe I'm just jaded from sliding over deep into seven figures to my crazy ex of 23years. ???

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #113 on: February 15, 2014, 03:14:51 PM »
These chicks are cheating on you for a reason Coach.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2014, 03:15:37 PM »
Chicks cheating on you is your fault limp dick.

Yes, the first one was gay and liked women, second, she liked corporate dudes in suits, third was/is crazy.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2014, 03:16:36 PM »
OK so you had to split assets 3 times?!  I can't understand why guys get remarried or maybe I'm just jaded from sliding over deep into seven figures to my crazy ex of 23years. ???

Didn't have much then. So there was no real split. No battles. Just goodby.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #116 on: February 15, 2014, 03:17:21 PM »
Yes, the first one was gay and liked women, second, she liked corporate dudes in suits, third was/is crazy.
First one gave up on men after lying under you.
Second one didn't like sweaty scruffy gym rats
Third one thinks you are crazy.

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2014, 03:39:09 PM »
 Here is my 0.2 cents



 @OP




 Honey, I was just like you when I was younger. Frustrated, tired of life, nothing could satisfy my me. I would wake up depressed and go to sleep suicidal. I was unemployed and living in denial. I was having an existential breakdown on top it also.


 You know what I did?


 Got a job at Mcdonald's.


 You know what happened while I was working there on a night shift one night?


  This belligerent black man with a menacing stare walked in the bathroom while I was cleaning the toilets. He threw me up against the wall and told me how much he loved sugary sweet little white mother fuckers like me. To say I was in a state of pure terror would be an understatement. I couldn't scream because he threatened to kill me if I made any noise. He told me he was pissed about his order. He complained his fries were to salty.

 So you know what I did?


 I gave him my ass. Then I refunded him for the fries. I walked out that bathroom with my head held high and asked the manager for a raise.



 I was fired.




 The point is is that life goes on. It gets better. So hang in there .



 


 

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2014, 03:50:29 PM »
Here is my 0.2 cents
@OP
Honey, I was just like you when I was younger. Frustrated, tired of life, nothing could satisfy my me. I would wake up depressed and go to sleep suicidal. I was unemployed and living in denial. I was having an existential breakdown on top it also.
You know what I did?
Got a job at Mcdonald's.
You know what happened while I was working there on a night shift one night?
This belligerent black man with a menacing stare walked in the bathroom while I was cleaning the toilets. He threw me up against the wall and told me how much he loved sugary sweet little white mother fuckers like me. To say I was in a state of pure terror would be an understatement. I couldn't scream because he threatened to kill me if I made any noise. He told me he was pissed about his order. He complained his fries were to salty.
So you know what I did?
I gave him my ass. Then I refunded him for the fries. I walked out that bathroom with my head held high and asked the manager for a raise.
I was fired.
The point is is that life goes on. It gets better. So hang in there .


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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #119 on: February 15, 2014, 04:01:04 PM »
Here is my 0.2 cents



 @OP




 Honey, I was just like you when I was younger. Frustrated, tired of life, nothing could satisfy my me. I would wake up depressed and go to sleep suicidal. I was unemployed and living in denial. I was having an existential breakdown on top it also.


 You know what I did?


 Got a job at Mcdonald's.


 You know what happened while I was working there on a night shift one night?


  This belligerent black man with a menacing stare walked in the bathroom while I was cleaning the toilets. He threw me up against the wall and told me how much he loved sugary sweet little white mother fuckers like me. To say I was in a state of pure terror would be an understatement. I couldn't scream because he threatened to kill me if I made any noise. He told me he was pissed about his order. He complained his fries were to salty.

 So you know what I did?


 I gave him my ass. Then I refunded him for the fries. I walked out that bathroom with my head held high and asked the manager for a raise.



 I was fired.




 The point is is that life goes on. It gets better. So hang in there .



 


 

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #120 on: February 15, 2014, 04:02:54 PM »
Only on Getbig... :o ;D

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #121 on: February 15, 2014, 08:37:39 PM »
#1. Cheated on me with another women.

#2. Cheated with a co-worker, caught them red handed. He went to the hospital. I spend the night in jail.

#3. You know this story. It's documented on this board..everything.

It's not cheating when your wife is fucking another woman... WTF?

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #122 on: February 15, 2014, 08:39:22 PM »
Here is my 0.2 cents



 @OP




 Honey, I was just like you when I was younger. Frustrated, tired of life, nothing could satisfy my me. I would wake up depressed and go to sleep suicidal. I was unemployed and living in denial. I was having an existential breakdown on top it also.


 You know what I did?


 Got a job at Mcdonald's.


 You know what happened while I was working there on a night shift one night?


  This belligerent black man with a menacing stare walked in the bathroom while I was cleaning the toilets. He threw me up against the wall and told me how much he loved sugary sweet little white mother fuckers like me. To say I was in a state of pure terror would be an understatement. I couldn't scream because he threatened to kill me if I made any noise. He told me he was pissed about his order. He complained his fries were to salty.

 So you know what I did?


 I gave him my ass. Then I refunded him for the fries. I walked out that bathroom with my head held high and asked the manager for a raise.



 I was fired.




 The point is is that life goes on. It gets better. So hang in there .



 


 

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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
« Reply #123 on: February 15, 2014, 09:18:02 PM »
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Re: Tired of the positive thinking shit.
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