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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #75 on: May 29, 2009, 02:02:48 PM »
Quote from: affeman on May 29, 2009, 02:00:45 PM
She's in Vienna?? Gimme that fuckin' number and I promise she's no virgin anymore when she visits you in summer. ;D

haha way bro
she wants the turkish dick ;D

0043....:-)
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #76 on: May 29, 2009, 02:04:47 PM »
Where have you found her??
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #77 on: May 29, 2009, 02:08:01 PM »
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #78 on: May 29, 2009, 02:09:18 PM »
Quote from: affeman on May 29, 2009, 02:04:47 PM
Where have you found her??

studi motherfucking vz


haha best thing ever
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #79 on: May 29, 2009, 02:10:55 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
:)

Hey man go for it and godspeed but you gotta wonder about a girl that so willingly strips down like that....

I'd hit it though  ;D

No I would not I only like Kevin Levrone baby  8) 8)
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #80 on: May 29, 2009, 02:11:56 PM »
Quote from: lovemonkey on May 29, 2009, 02:10:55 PM
Hey man go for it and godspeed but you gotta wonder about a girl that so willingly strips down like that....

I'd hit it though  ;D

No I would not I only like Kevin Levrone baby  8) 8)

alnassak you little homo ;D
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #81 on: May 29, 2009, 03:00:27 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 01:20:22 PM
i think she really likes me but she's hard to get cause she's muslim
lol the complete opposite of that latina ^^

It's good if you wanna turn her out, but unfortunately, all that cultural shit can often be difficult to overcome.  My own tragic story involves a lot of virtuous  ::) Mormon women...but they got the last laugh, cuz I got stuck with 'em.  (and I'm about to go punch this bitch in her fucking mouth as we speak)

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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #82 on: May 29, 2009, 03:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Tre on May 29, 2009, 03:00:27 PM
It's good if you wanna turn her out, but unfortunately, all that cultural shit can often be difficult to overcome.  My own tragic story involves a lot of virtuous  ::) Mormon women...but they got the last laugh, cuz I got stuck with 'em.  (and I'm about to go punch this bitch in her fucking mouth as we speak)



tre my friend
if it was up to her i think she would,but she is not allowed to have a boyfriend...if i date her she has to lie to her parents
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #83 on: May 29, 2009, 03:09:35 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
tre my friend
if it was up to her i think she would,but she is not allowed to have a boyfriend...if i date her she has to lie to her parents
I liked a Muslim girl a couple of years ago (she didn't wear the headscarf, but her parents were strict)

She wasn't allowed to date,

she said she would have gone out with me, but her parents would not have allowed it.

I'm white, the whole thing just would never have worked at all
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #84 on: May 29, 2009, 03:11:02 PM »
Quote from: Boost on May 29, 2009, 03:09:35 PM
I liked a Muslim girl a couple of years ago (she didn't wear the headscarf, but her parents were strict)

She wasn't allowed to date,

she said she would have gone out with me, but her parents would not have allowed it.

I'm white, the whole thing just would never have worked at all


ok the parents would be much angrier if i was a german though
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #85 on: May 29, 2009, 03:15:51 PM »
Quote from: Tre on May 29, 2009, 03:00:27 PM
It's good if you wanna turn her out, but unfortunately, all that cultural shit can often be difficult to overcome.  My own tragic story involves a lot of virtuous  ::) Mormon women...but they got the last laugh, cuz I got stuck with 'em.  (and I'm about to go punch this bitch in her fucking mouth as we speak)



Did you finally learn to stop messing with them?
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #86 on: May 29, 2009, 03:17:43 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on May 29, 2009, 03:15:51 PM
Did you finally learn to stop messing with them?

Yes, I can proudly say that I am no longer sleeping with or dating any Mormon women. 

I've been clean for 3 months.   :D

The Great Turn 'Em Out Tour of 2000 still rates as an all-time classic, though.   ;D
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #87 on: May 29, 2009, 03:22:59 PM »
Quote from: Tre on May 29, 2009, 03:17:43 PM
Yes, I can proudly say that I am no longer sleeping with or dating any Mormon women. 

I've been clean for 3 months.   :D

The Great Turn 'Em Out Tour of 2000 still rates as an all-time classic, though.   ;D

Three months!?

You're a slow learner, LOL!
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #88 on: May 29, 2009, 03:23:39 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 03:04:09 PM
tre my friend
if it was up to her i think she would,but she is not allowed to have a boyfriend...if i date her she has to lie to her parents

Be the secret love of her life.  That's cool, cuz many women are intrigued by danger, which would be the fear of getting caught by her parents. 

But that's just the first issue.  The second is that she's definitely going to be very reluctant to give you sex, so you gotta really slow-play your hand here...and sadly, even that isn't always a guarantee.  I've slept with several Mormon girls, but I think my average was only around 50%, and 2 of them were converts. lol 

So, in terms of your physical needs, you're going to have to have a chick on the side, which is where your little Latina comes in.  She'll likely want a relationship, too, but just tell her you're committed to her and that won't really be a lie, because:

1) You ARE committed to having sex with her

and

2) You're (probably) not having sex with the Muslim girl, so being monogamous counts as being committed
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #89 on: May 29, 2009, 03:23:50 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on May 29, 2009, 10:00:13 AM
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I'm still undecided.  HAHAHA.  Right.  I'll hit pretty much any lady.



any body shots? judging by that pic alone, i have more respect for my dick to hit that
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #90 on: May 29, 2009, 03:25:13 PM »
Quote from: Tre on May 29, 2009, 03:23:39 PM
Be the secret love of her life.  That's cool, cuz many women are intrigued by danger, which would be the fear of getting caught by her parents. 

But that's just the first issue.  The second is that she's definitely going to be very reluctant to give you sex, so you gotta really slow-play your hand here...and sadly, even that isn't always a guarantee.  I've slept with several Mormon girls, but I think my average was only around 50%, and 2 of them were converts. lol 

So, in terms of your physical needs, you're going to have to have a chick on the side, which is where your little Latina comes in.  She'll likely want a relationship, too, but just tell her you're committed to her and that won't really be a lie, because:

1) You ARE committed to having sex with her

and

2) You're (probably) not having sex with the Muslim girl, so being monogamous counts as being committed


exactly what i think
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #91 on: May 29, 2009, 03:26:07 PM »
Quote from: drkaje on May 29, 2009, 03:22:59 PM
Three months!?

You're a slow learner, LOL!

LOL

I'll say!!

As I look back over my life, I have no idea what hooked me in the first.  Goddamn internet...
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #92 on: May 29, 2009, 03:26:50 PM »
Whats the dilema.

Hit the slut.
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #93 on: May 29, 2009, 04:17:40 PM »
she looks like shit 8)
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #94 on: May 29, 2009, 05:15:02 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 01:20:22 PM
i think she really likes me but she's hard to get cause she's muslim
lol the complete opposite of that latina ^^

that shit doesn't exist.  Especially if she has picks like that floating around.  Latin people don't go muslim.
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2009, 05:57:28 PM »
She looks good Ironneck, you should hit it.  You are quite the pussy wrecking machine.   :)
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #96 on: May 29, 2009, 08:09:26 PM »
She needs to show the twat
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #97 on: May 29, 2009, 08:28:28 PM »
Quote from: ironneck on May 29, 2009, 01:57:07 PM
:)

Good god, that girl is so beautiful I'd last about 30 seconds with her. If you get the chance to meet her make sure you wank it a few times that day   ;D
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #98 on: May 30, 2009, 03:35:56 AM »
Quote from: calfzilla on May 29, 2009, 05:57:28 PM
She looks good Ironneck, you should hit it.  You are quite the pussy wrecking machine.   :)

thanks buddy you're quite the pussy destroying arabian knight yourself
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Re: Would you hit it? 05-29-09
« Reply #99 on: May 30, 2009, 03:36:44 AM »
Quote from: Migs on May 29, 2009, 05:15:02 PM
that shit doesn't exist.  Especially if she has picks like that floating around.  Latin people don't go muslim.

i'm not religious
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