Does afternoon count as morning Wake up around lunch time with a blinding headache and hangover.reach over to the nightstand grab the bottle of JD and take a nice big drink.roll over one of the strippers in bed with me,grab the bag of blow that's next to the JD.cut up a big line on the strippers ass and take a snort.send one of the other strippers to make some eggs,bacon,and homefries.since she's already in the kitchen she brings me my needle loaded with GH.put on the TV and watch some ESPN while the stripper still in bed blows me.after I eat then load up another couple of needles with some test,tren,and EQ......then log onto GB
You posted that under the wrong account, Spike
1. wake up at 5 am with the kids (that's when they're up) and let the wife sleep (no cuckhold)2. sleep on the couch while kids watch cartoons until about 6 am3. get up off couch when one of the rug rats throws a toy at my nuts while I sleep. Walk into kitchen and slam down a diet coke4. pull dishes out of dishwasher, put a few dirty ones in5. make breakfast. Eggs for the kids and wife. Tell the orneriest kid that morning to go wake mom up, and do it really loudly6. wife wakes up refreshed, asks me why I look so grumpy. I grunt, and tell her to wake me up at 8:30 - I'm going to back to bed. It is 7 am.7. put in ear plugs - sleep til 8:308. wake, walk into shower. I shave, brush teeth, and lather up in shower to save time. Also, lazy.9. 8:37 - leave shower, pick out a shirt/tie/pants/jacket, get dressed.10. 8:40 - kiss the kids good-bye. Kiss wife good-bye. Thanks her for packing me a lunch. Grab laptop my wife smartly left by the door so I don't forget it. Off the work - 1.5 hr commute to the client site (consultant). Arrive at 10.11. work at office til 3 pm. Leave for home.12. play with kids/make dinner/workout/read/hustle for a new job -- go to sleep. Repeat.
are you gay ?
Are you unemployed TA?
Cool stuff. Kiwiol: what's your morning ritual?
Sometimes I eat my first meal in the afternon. I eat once maybe twice a day these days.
I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.
I have my hot 22 year old maid wake me in her own special way,then I eat breakfast in bed,where the maid is usually on the menu as the main course.After this.................... ....who cares?
Wake up late ... put on my clothes ... take my credit card to the liquor store.
