Job Interview Today

[bhank]

Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?

[R.A.M.]

Just jack off.. its the norm.

[Cook]

Just be yourself....I’m kidding be someone else

[Body-Buildah]

What do you do for work Brian?

Will it be a WFH position? (Home). Or will you need to go in to office?
Either way, good luck. Ive been w/ my place for 21 years, wouldn't even know how to interview. 

[GymnJuice]

Just make sure you have a respectable business card to give them

[Flexacon]

You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...

[webstar]

bring a meal with you during the interview. Let the interviewer know you are an aspiring wheel chair bodybuilder and can not go catabolic.

This shows dedication, attention to detail and organization skills.

[wes]

Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?

Wear your posing trunks with baby oil.......you`ll be sure to get hired.

Don`t forget to flex a lot.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Good luck, hankster!

[SOMEPARTS]

Somebody lost their connection.

[joswift]

You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...

it leads to 2 mugshots...

[Soul Crusher]

Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?

Just show a pic of you flexing.   Done deal.   

[Soul Crusher]

You better hope no google searches of your name lead here...

Been there done that.         

[bhank]

Made it to round 2 of interviews!!! Woot Woot going to get a job and stop wasting my life on getbig!!

[robcguns]

Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.

[Flexacon]

Fuck work bhank your loaded. Spend time flexing by the pool and chowing food and cruising in the vette.

His ex wife is probably gonna bleed him dry

[Deacon Jeschin]

From the interview:

Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”

Bhank: “Don’t need it.  Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health.  The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims.  I went for a walk and all was good.”

Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”

Bhank: “What?”

Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”

Bhank:  ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.

[Body-Buildah]

From the interview:

Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”

Bhank: “Don’t need it.  Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health.  The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims.  I went for a walk and all was good.”

Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”

Bhank: “What?”

Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”

Bhank:  ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.

LOL

[Flexacon]

it leads to 2 mugshots...

What's less embarrassing?

His mugshots or his getbig posting history? If I were him I'd rather people find the mugshots.

[POB]

From the interview:

Interviewer: “Bhank, this company offers health insurance.”

Bhank: “Don’t need it.  Anytime I’m sick, I will myself back to health.  The other day my blood pressure was as high as most stroke victims.  I went for a walk and all was good.”

Interviewer: “Our facilities have many handicapped ramps and can accommodate……”

Bhank: “What?”

Interviewer: “Well, we saw your legs and just assumed…..”

Bhank:  ….Head hits the desk and his hair (as in singular) falls out.

Bhank just charge for board rides

[Howard]

Well it is official I have a zoom job interview today for an actual professional job. Not going to lie a little nervous. Should I wear my reading glasses to look edumacated?

I hope it's not working power washing pool decks? 

Wear a shirt with sleeves intact and tie with full length dress trousers and shoes. * I know it's zoom but ya never know.
Going in wearing a tank top and gym shorts can give the wrong impression.

If a woman interviews you, strip quickly, hit a dbl bi and start floggin' the log...No! don't.!

Good luck , let us know how it goes

[oldtimer1]

Made it to round 2 of interviews!!! Woot Woot going to get a job and stop wasting my life on getbig!!

You told me you worked in finance and now you're telling me you were unemployed?

[Grape Ape]

Good luck , let us know how it goes

He already did.

[bhank]

You told me you worked in finance and now you're telling me you were unemployed?

I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer

[Humble Narcissist]

I do work in Finance I do not currently have an employer

I work in porn but have never done any movies.