C'mon, bro. Go easy on yourself. If we all had pics of the worst thing we ever hit, it would look like a longshoreman's convention.
Tops was when I was drinking in my local bar,looked out the window and saw my bff getting dragged down the street by a hefer.
dude was practically passed out drunk and I didn't have the heart to save him
...but I made sure the whole bar saw them go by
years later and we still razz him about it