Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[falco]

His triceps were as big as her tits.

Yeah but his triceps were real.

[Humble Narcissist]

Yeah but his triceps were real.

Silicone is real.

[Taffin]

Silicone is real.

[Humble Narcissist]

Yep, still feels great.

[The General]

hmmm 

[Taffin]

Amanda Saville yes? RIP.

What was her psycho fiancé killers name? David Jacobs?  Murder suicide yes?

Savell - yes

Lot of people unalive themselves and their partners after giving evidence against massive NFL names by shooting themselves in the gut first... very common...

https://www.espn.co.uk/nfl/news/story?id=3429424

[Royalty]

Monica have you ever been gang-tackled by a bunch of soldiers?

[GymnJuice]

Monica have you ever been gang-tackled by a bunch of soldiers?

Monica what are your feelings on code red?

[Royalty]

Monica are you familiar with the term: 

“Marine Corps. God. Country.”

[J. Richards]

https://www.marines.com/life-as-a-marine/standards/values.html

[Rambone]

You see Monica, I can deal with the schmoes, and the drugs, and the blood coming out of my anus. I don't want money, and I don't want bodybuilding medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that raggedy white blouse and with your wide mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

[Royalty]

You see Monica, I can deal with the schmoes, and the drugs, and the blood coming out of my anus. I don't want money, and I don't want bodybuilding medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that raggedy white blouse and with your wide mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

Most excellent. Non-Bogus ‼️

[The General]

good morning ya'll 

[BB]

good morning ya'll 

Hey Monica, a few questions -

1) Do you ever think they'll raid JM Manion's compound like they did P. Diddy?

2) I was watching a true crime thing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4HgqHKCV7o) about two teenagers that were lezzing out, and one killed the other when she went back to guys. Have you ever felt that a fitness girl was getting too close, and might kill you? If so please name them, initials are fine.

3) Any truth to the rumor that Lonnie Teper had to duct tape his pecker to his leg, because he was getting spontaneous erections during contests?

xoxo.

[Rambone]

good morning ya'll 

Morning, Shiny!

[Taffin]

You see Monica, I can deal with the schmoes, and the drugs, and the blood coming out of my anus. I don't want money, and I don't want bodybuilding medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that raggedy white blouse and with your wide mouth extend me some fucking courtesy. You gotta ask me nicely.

I get the reference, but I have to say that on the other hand, I would be quite happy for her to spit in my mouth and call me a bastard as I lay the pipe down Monica Highway

Your choice, Mon

[Taffin]

Hey Monica, a few questions -

1) Do you ever think they'll raid JM Manion's compound like they did P. Diddy?

2) I was watching a true crime thing (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4HgqHKCV7o) about two teenagers that were lezzing out, and one killed the other when she went back to guys. Have you ever felt that a fitness girl was getting too close, and might kill you? If so please name them, initials are fine.

3) Any truth to the rumor that Lonnie Teper had to duct tape his pecker to his leg, because he was getting spontaneous erections during contests?

xoxo.

I heard it was staples

And he enjoyed it...

[Humble Narcissist]

good morning ya'll 

Morning wood!

[Taffin]

Hey Mon

I was today years old when I learned of the (seemingly legal) MMA/Wrasslin' move called the Butt Drag aka taking someone's oil temperature



Can I take your oil temperature please Mon?