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Title: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Lauren Perdue is one of the United States' top swimmers, and on Wednesday she swam the first leg of the 4x200 women's freestyle relay. ...but her primary notoriety is coming from a couple of tweets she sent out last week.
 
Just before the Games began, she tweeted, "Lebron James just invited me to dinner...Um wuuuutttt?!?" Around that time, the photo below showed up on Perdue's Instagram account. That is most definitely LeBron, trendy dork glasses and all.
 

[When asked]..."He was kind of joking," Perdue said. "But he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew.'"
Fail
(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/_IrtJKvAWQX.aQCxAE1Q1g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/c0801lebron.jpg)

FTW
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/stephanie-rice-kobe-bryant.png)
Check out the wet hand print on kobes chest

look at these girls just giggling and get wet at KB24
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/08/08/1226445/510760-stephanie-rice-kobe-bryant.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Wiggs on January 03, 2013, 04:52:07 PM
Kobe's white girl game is tight.They love Kobe!
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:52:55 PM
what is up with those annoying fake glasses?
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: arce1988 on January 03, 2013, 04:53:15 PM
(http://sandrarose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Picture-127.jpg?42e305)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 04:53:32 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:52:55 PM
what is up with those annoying fake glasses?
No lenses, what a fucken idiot he is
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: jaejonna on January 03, 2013, 04:54:22 PM
Thanks for the update  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 04:54:30 PM
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/08/08/1226445/510760-stephanie-rice-kobe-bryant.jpg)
Kobe knows how to play these white broads
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Papper on January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:58:06 PM
Quote from: papercut on January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?

i think the sex was fine until he poked her in the ass and did some damage.

she tried to run right outta there - he blocked the door to try to convince her to keep quiet, hence the 'false imprisonment' charge too?

she ended up with a lot of spunk on her that wasn't kobe's, at least 2 dudes... and the case quietly went away, and he *probably* paid her a shitload of $ to just let it go.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Wiggs on January 03, 2013, 04:58:19 PM
Quote from: papercut on January 03, 2013, 04:55:52 PM
Didnt Kobe rape a girl in a hotel room?

Kobe is innocent of rape. Bitch just trying to take a negros money.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 04:58:29 PM
(http://memecrunch.com/meme/1ZAZ/kobe-rapist/image.png)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 04:59:03 PM
(http://slcwhblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/kobe.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: jaejonna on January 03, 2013, 04:59:45 PM
In the world of Mudsharks...Kobe is a large body of water mixed with dirt.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
Kobe was quoted last week as saying


"this is the Best season I have ever played in my entire career"


The very next game after they got smashed by a shitty Portland  team he was quoted as saying

"My Team looks Old and Slow"


I guess, Howard, Nash, Artest , Gosal  isnt good enough  for the great kobe



   ::)



(http://dajaz1.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lin.gif)



Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 03, 2013, 05:09:09 PM
Quote from: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:04:11 PM
Kobe was quoted last week as saying


"this is the Best season I have ever played in my entire career"


The very next game after they got smashed by a shitty Portland  team he was quoted as saying

"My Team looks Old and Slow"


I guess, Howard, Nash, Artest , Gosal  isnt good enough  for the great kobe



   ::)



(http://dajaz1.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/lin.gif)





Gosal sux
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:12:12 PM
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/kaczalas/R9uRk4NZQUI/AAAAAAAAjYg/7l1DLlK-uio/s800/news_cover-vogue-2.jpg)


(http://images.sneakernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lebron-james-wearing-air-jordan-iv-white-cement.jpg)






What a bunch of fucking ugly little mongols

(http://i.fitperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vanessa-bryant-kobe-lakers-game-christmas__oPt.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:13:15 PM
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on January 03, 2013, 05:09:09 PM
Gosal sux


lakers would of never won those last 2 championships without him


Gosal is playing like shit on purpose , getting back at kobe for snitching on with his girlfriend and asking management to trade him
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 03, 2013, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:12:12 PM





What a bunch of fucking ugly little mongols

(http://i.fitperez.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/vanessa-bryant-kobe-lakers-game-christmas__oPt.jpg)

lol, mean but true - it's going to be like kanye's kids - they're going to get kanye's looks and kim's talent.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 05:16:55 PM
Ol Sloppy Burrito Titties

I would rather eat a chalupa from taco bell  then Vanssa bryant



(http://images.starpulse.com/news/media/Vanessa-Laine-Bryant.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 03, 2013, 05:18:20 PM
Mudsharks
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Papper on January 03, 2013, 05:20:53 PM
Quote from: 240 is Back on January 03, 2013, 04:58:06 PM
i think the sex was fine until he poked her in the ass and did some damage.

she tried to run right outta there - he blocked the door to try to convince her to keep quiet, hence the 'false imprisonment' charge too?

she ended up with a lot of spunk on her that wasn't kobe's, at least 2 dudes... and the case quietly went away, and he *probably* paid her a shitload of $ to just let it go.

Yeah, makes sense.

Why would a rich baller need to rape anyone when he gets it, or can buy it whenever...

Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: The True Adonis on January 03, 2013, 06:26:17 PM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level
Great Great Grandpa would argue that both are better at pulling Pecans from the high limbs than at anything else.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 03, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:19:32 PM
lebron is a dork, can never compete with kobe on the white womens level

He is a dork. His own people are split on whether or not they accept him.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:38:09 PM
Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 03, 2013, 06:29:26 PM
He is a dork. His own people are split on whether or not they accept him.

lebron is a good dude. better person then kobe, but in terms of pulling the white woman, kobe gets them in a flurry
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 03, 2013, 06:39:25 PM
Mudsharks
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 03, 2013, 06:40:14 PM
Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 03, 2013, 06:39:25 PM
Mudsharks of the world, unite!
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Dicki_Nurmom on January 03, 2013, 06:41:34 PM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 04:50:35 PM
Lauren Perdue is one of the United States' top swimmers, and on Wednesday she swam the first leg of the 4x200 women's freestyle relay. ...but her primary notoriety is coming from a couple of tweets she sent out last week.
 
Just before the Games began, she tweeted, "Lebron James just invited me to dinner...Um wuuuutttt?!?" Around that time, the photo below showed up on Perdue's Instagram account. That is most definitely LeBron, trendy dork glasses and all.
 

[When asked]..."He was kind of joking," Perdue said. "But he was basically like, 'Would you like to come eat with me at the dining hall?' And I said, 'Um, I'm sorry, I have a curfew.'"
Fail
(http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/_IrtJKvAWQX.aQCxAE1Q1g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusolyexperts/c0801lebron.jpg)

FTW
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/stephanie-rice-kobe-bryant.png)
Check out the wet hand print on kobes chest

look at these girls just giggling and get wet at KB24
(http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2012/08/08/1226445/510760-stephanie-rice-kobe-bryant.jpg)


who cares
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:45:22 PM
Quote from: Dicki_Nurmom on January 03, 2013, 06:41:34 PM

who cares

your mom who got fucked by the USA dream team
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Nails on January 03, 2013, 08:42:06 PM
Kobe got drafted and was given the keys to a Ferrari (lakers)

LeBron got drafted given the keys to a ford pinto (calvaliers)

now that LeBron plays In Miami south beach, I'm sure he is pulling quality Latina, black, white and euro traveling whores
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Smokincrazy on January 03, 2013, 08:58:15 PM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 06:45:22 PM
your mom who got fucked by the USA dream team
The current one or was Larry Bird balls deep in her face?
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 09:56:39 PM
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5641/0727kobebryantgirls2tmz.jpg)
Notice the mattress on the floor, another girl is taking the pic


(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/kobe-bryant-shirtless/kobe-bryant-shirless.jpg)
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on January 03, 2013, 11:30:03 PM
Quote from: Dicki_Nurmom on January 03, 2013, 06:41:34 PM

who cares

Black men care. 
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 04, 2013, 05:46:10 AM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 03, 2013, 09:56:39 PM
(http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/5641/0727kobebryantgirls2tmz.jpg)
Notice the mattress on the floor, another girl is taking the pic


(http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/gallery/kobe-bryant-shirtless/kobe-bryant-shirless.jpg)

how quickly do you climax when you're fantasizing about kobe?
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: dj181 on January 04, 2013, 05:47:47 AM
what's he bench?
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 04, 2013, 11:36:57 AM
Quote from: dj181 on January 04, 2013, 05:47:47 AM
what's he bench?

2 white girls at a time.
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Wiggs on January 04, 2013, 11:40:28 AM
Quote from: Quickerblade on January 04, 2013, 11:36:57 AM
2 white girls at a time.

 ;D lol
Title: Re: Lebron fails at picking up white women..Kobe Excels
Post by: Quickerblade on January 04, 2013, 11:42:10 AM
Quote from: Jadeveon Clowney on January 04, 2013, 05:46:10 AM
how quickly do you climax when you're fantasizing about kobe?
generally about 24 seconds.