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FitnessFrenzy

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The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« on: March 03, 2013, 04:53:20 AM »
Wake up. Push the current supermodel to the side, since she is clinging to your huge biceps. Tell her to go get your laptop, so you can see new posts from Wiggs and Galeniko.
Then, she has to make you some Kopi Luwak coffee. Over your bed hangs this image: What happens for breakfast?



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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2013, 04:56:57 AM »
yup.... sounds like me
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2013, 05:23:01 AM »
The mirror above your bed reads "Images in mirror are larger than they appear"..
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2013, 05:27:24 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2013, 04:53:20 AM
What happens for breakfast?


I had coffee, then 2 burritos w/ guac and a beer.  Fuck it.  It's Sunday, man.
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2013, 08:23:09 AM »
Take the daily bunch of anxious calls from reporters wanting to reach the CEO for a story on a multinational super company and dismiss all questions with "no comments". Then leave it for your publicist to wrap up, because you don't want to be late for your morning appointment with your personal masseuses, Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson.
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2013, 08:25:57 AM »
Quote from: Papyrus on March 03, 2013, 08:23:09 AM
Take the daily bunch of anxious calls from reporters wanting to reach the CEO of a multinational company and dismiss all questions with "no comments" and leave it for your publicist to wrap up. Because you can't be late for your appointment with your personal masseuses, Jennifer Lawrence and Scarlett Johansson.

musclecenter is my publicist. He just stands in front of me and does a double thumbs up pose.
This completely perplexes the journalists. Then in a soft, and high-strung voice he says: "Mr. Taiwan!".
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2013, 08:27:51 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2013, 08:25:57 AM
musclecenter is my publicist. He just stands in front of me and does a double thumbs up pose.
This completely perplexes the journalists. Then in a soft, and high-strung voice he says: "Mr. Taiwan!".
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2013, 08:29:36 AM »
Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2013, 08:25:57 AM
musclecenter is my publicist. He just stands in front of me and does a double thumbs up pose.
This completely perplexes the journalists. Then in a soft, and high-strung voice he says: "Mr. Taiwan!".

you're approaching tito24 territory with that post brother

i'm impressed
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Re: The daily routine of a Getbigger.
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2013, 08:31:23 AM »
Quote from: dj181 on March 03, 2013, 08:29:36 AM
you're approaching tito24 territory with that post brother

i'm impressed

thanks, bro.
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