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So
« on: July 19, 2011, 09:33:32 AM »
I am dating this 18 yo. I know.. I am way too old for her. She wants to try anal. What do I do? (not a fake story)
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Re: So
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 09:34:14 AM »
Give it to her good in the keester.
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Re: So
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 09:39:20 AM »
 she loves photography and has nice pics of herself like this one
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Re: So
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 09:40:16 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:33:32 AM
I am dating this 18 yo. I know.. I am way too old for her. She wants to try anal. What do I do? (not a fake story)

Give her what she wants
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Re: So
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 09:41:16 AM »
What do you mean, " What do I do ? " ???? Fuck the shit out of her ( pun intended ) !
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Re: So
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2011, 09:41:46 AM »
Why don't you put your fist in it's hole ?

1. Take a pic.

2. Print the pic.

3. Send it to her parents. And post on it's FB wall.



4. Slut would learn a lesson. No one would ever marry her and it would commit a suicide  8)

5. One slut less and the world a little better place.
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Re: So
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 09:42:17 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:33:32 AM
I am dating this 18 yo. I know.. I am way too old for her. She wants to try anal. What do I do? (not a fake story)

                                                                                        ^^^^

See the bolded portion above.  Do that.
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Re: So
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 09:43:46 AM »
she sent mi a pic with a finger up her ass.. I am like drooling  :D
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Re: So
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 09:46:13 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:43:46 AM
she sent mi a pic with a finger up her ass.. I am like drooling  :D

1. Print the pic.

2. Send it to her parents. And post on it's FB wall.



3. Slut would learn a lesson. No one would ever marry her and it would commit a suicide 

4. One slut less and the world a little better place.
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Re: So
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2011, 09:46:58 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on July 19, 2011, 09:46:13 AM
1. Print the pic.

2. Send it to her parents. And post on it's FB wall.



3. Slut would learn a lesson. No one would ever marry her and it would commit a suicide 

4. One slut less and the world a little better place.

someone broke your heart I see
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Re: So
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2011, 09:50:30 AM »
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Re: So
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2011, 09:51:15 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:43:46 AM
she sent mi a pic with a finger up her ass.. I am like drooling  :D

Did she send you a follow up picture of her chewing that same fingernail?
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Re: So
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2011, 09:51:29 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:46:58 AM
someone broke your heart I see

Nope. I just hate sluts  8)

Hahah, plus that advice I gave is pretty damn cool!

Imagine the slut crying her eyes out in a shame  ;D It would kill itself right away. I'm soo fukin' sure.
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Re: So
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2011, 09:57:05 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:43:46 AM
she sent mi a pic with a finger up her ass.. I am like drooling  :D

Perfect opener!! Get your ass over there, tell her you will start small with her finger...finger bang her ass with "her" finger, then boom! She is all warmed up...destroy!
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Re: So
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2011, 10:02:02 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 09:33:32 AM
I am dating this 18 yo. picked up yet another prostitute. I know.. She wants to try anal. What do I do? charge me for anal- whats the going rate? (not a fake story)

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Re: So
« Reply #15 on: July 19, 2011, 10:02:42 AM »
I already had sex with her.... ;)
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Re: So
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2011, 10:03:03 AM »
is this a trickquestion sev?
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Re: So
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2011, 10:04:02 AM »
post pictures of finger in ass or it didn't happen.

edit:  this is what Eastern Europeans use the internet for.
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Re: So
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2011, 10:16:32 AM »
What a disgusting WHORE.

Congratulations to her parents. Well raised.




Quote from: ManBearPig... on July 19, 2011, 10:04:02 AM
edit:  this is what Eastern Europeans use the internet for.

Don't worry MBP, Rumania and it's whores will be under a hammer again by 2020 and serving as street hookers as they're meant to.
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Re: So
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2011, 10:16:52 AM »
lucky guy....
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Re: So
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2011, 10:22:11 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on July 19, 2011, 10:16:32 AM
What a disgusting WHORE.

Congratulations to her parents. Well raised.




Don't worry MBP, Rumania and it's whores will be under a hammer again by 2020 and serving as street hookers as they're meant to.
I bet the boys you pull are hotter

the lack of a ballsack in that pic prolly disgusts you
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Re: So
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2011, 10:26:25 AM »
Quote from: Cleanest Natural on July 19, 2011, 10:22:11 AM
I bet the boys you pull are hotter

the lack of a ballsack in that pic prolly disgusts you

No. What disgusts me is to think it is someones daughter spreading it's asshole for pics.

Would you like your own daughter to do that?


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Re: So
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2011, 11:20:50 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on July 19, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
No. What disgusts me is to think it is someones daughter spreading it's asshole for pics.

Would you like your own daughter to do that?




Well, they are all someone's daughter so as long as she is 18 I think he should stuff his cock in her ass.  :D
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Re: So
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2011, 11:22:51 AM »
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Re: So
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2011, 11:23:57 AM »
Quote from: mass243 on July 19, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
No. What disgusts me is to think it is someones daughter spreading it's asshole for pics.

Would you like your own daughter to do that?




stupid argument..... bet youl slap your gf if she sucks you off and seems to enjoy it!
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