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Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« on: February 05, 2013, 11:43:58 AM »
My buddy told me about him and I decided to look him up. I mean WTF man. This is bullshit.

Powers

Superman Prime has acquired countless powers and abilities from his travels and lineage that allow him to do almost anything he wishes, which range from teleportation to the manipulation of magic and warping reality. He can manipulate time, space, matter, and bend reality on almost any scale he wishes.
Immunity- Superman Prime is imune to magic, kryptonite, lightning, mental manipulation, ect.

Creation - Superman Prime is able to create lifeforms out of nothing.

Resurrection - Superman Prime can resurrect the dead and himself.

Omniscience - Superman Prime has possibly learned everything in his time in the sun.

Omnipotence - Superman prime has near limitless abilties as far as we can see.

Omnipresent - Superman Prime can be any where at any time.

All Kryptonian powers under a Yellow Sun. All of his Kryptonian powers are enhanced.

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.

Godlike Super speed - His speed is incomprehensible to even the abstract beings.

Godlike Super Senses

Godlike Xray vision - He can see through any solid object, with no exceptions.

Godlike Heat vision - A million times hotter than the center of the sun.

Godlike Super Stamina/Endurance - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Invulnerability - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Super Hearing - Cosmic Awareness.

Immortality - Superman Prime, will live until the end of Reality.
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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit.
« Reply #1 on: February 05, 2013, 11:46:08 AM »
My buddy told me about him and I decided to look him up. I mean WTF man. This is bullshit.

Powers

Superman Prime has acquired countless powers and abilities from his travels and lineage that allow him to do almost anything he wishes, which range from teleportation to the manipulation of magic and warping reality. He can manipulate time, space, matter, and bend reality on almost any scale he wishes.
Immunity- Superman Prime is imune to magic, kryptonite, lightning, mental manipulation, ect.

Creation - Superman Prime is able to create lifeforms out of nothing.

Resurrection - Superman Prime can resurrect the dead and himself.

Omniscience - Superman Prime has possibly learned everything in his time in the sun.

Omnipotence - Superman prime has near limitless abilties as far as we can see.

Omnipresent - Superman Prime can be any where at any time.

All Kryptonian powers under a Yellow Sun. All of his Kryptonian powers are enhanced.

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.

Godlike Super speed - His speed is incomprehensible to even the abstract beings.

Godlike Super Senses

Godlike Xray vision - He can see through any solid object, with no exceptions.

Godlike Heat vision - A million times hotter than the center of the sun.

Godlike Super Stamina/Endurance - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Invulnerability - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Super Hearing - Cosmic Awareness.

Immortality - Superman Prime, will live until the end of Reality.

It's a DC One Million thing... 1 shot deal.

It isn't in the regular continuity.

Don't waste time worrying about it.

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit.
« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2013, 11:49:36 AM »
It's a DC One Million thing... 1 shot deal.

It isn't in the regular continuity.

Don't waste time worrying about it.

Yeah but still. They should have just said God cause that's who they're implying. I gotta read the book(s) that go with it. I'm interested but on a disgusted level.
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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2013, 11:51:33 AM »
Yeah but still. They should have just said God cause that's who they're implying. I gotta read the book(s) that go with it. I'm interested but on a disgusted level.

I think it's pretty boring as a character... Without any weakness it's just "Blah"

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 11:53:29 AM »
So basically Its GOD in a black Superman Out fit





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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2013, 12:18:04 PM »
Lee Priest in his prime was able to shit on the chest of 3 chicks in one night

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2013, 12:18:26 PM »
I think the dilema they were trying to start is that someone so powerful, would they be good or bad. Who could stop them if they decided to be bad? 

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2013, 12:19:36 PM »
My buddy told me about him and I decided to look him up. I mean WTF man. This is bullshit.

Powers

Superman Prime has acquired countless powers and abilities from his travels and lineage that allow him to do almost anything he wishes, which range from teleportation to the manipulation of magic and warping reality. He can manipulate time, space, matter, and bend reality on almost any scale he wishes.
Immunity- Superman Prime is imune to magic, kryptonite, lightning, mental manipulation, ect.

Creation - Superman Prime is able to create lifeforms out of nothing.

Resurrection - Superman Prime can resurrect the dead and himself.

Omniscience - Superman Prime has possibly learned everything in his time in the sun.

Omnipotence - Superman prime has near limitless abilties as far as we can see.

Omnipresent - Superman Prime can be any where at any time.

All Kryptonian powers under a Yellow Sun. All of his Kryptonian powers are enhanced.

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.

Godlike Super speed - His speed is incomprehensible to even the abstract beings.

Godlike Super Senses

Godlike Xray vision - He can see through any solid object, with no exceptions.

Godlike Heat vision - A million times hotter than the center of the sun.

Godlike Super Stamina/Endurance - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Invulnerability - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Super Hearing - Cosmic Awareness.

Immortality - Superman Prime, will live until the end of Reality.


So basically he's how seve see's himself ;D

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2013, 01:20:33 PM »
My buddy told me about him and I decided to look him up. I mean WTF man. This is bullshit.

Powers

Superman Prime has acquired countless powers and abilities from his travels and lineage that allow him to do almost anything he wishes, which range from teleportation to the manipulation of magic and warping reality. He can manipulate time, space, matter, and bend reality on almost any scale he wishes.
Immunity- Superman Prime is imune to magic, kryptonite, lightning, mental manipulation, ect.

Creation - Superman Prime is able to create lifeforms out of nothing.

Resurrection - Superman Prime can resurrect the dead and himself.

Omniscience - Superman Prime has possibly learned everything in his time in the sun.

Omnipotence - Superman prime has near limitless abilties as far as we can see.

Omnipresent - Superman Prime can be any where at any time.

All Kryptonian powers under a Yellow Sun. All of his Kryptonian powers are enhanced.

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.

Godlike Super speed - His speed is incomprehensible to even the abstract beings.

Godlike Super Senses

Godlike Xray vision - He can see through any solid object, with no exceptions.

Godlike Heat vision - A million times hotter than the center of the sun.

Godlike Super Stamina/Endurance - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Invulnerability - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Super Hearing - Cosmic Awareness.

Immortality - Superman Prime, will live until the end of Reality.
Sounds a bit like, hmmm...GOD!!!

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2013, 01:38:40 PM »
Can Superman Prime create a rock he can't lift?
that's like having a booger you can't pick...or a venomous snake killing itself with its own bite.

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2013, 01:54:33 PM »
I think it's pretty boring as a character... Without any weakness it's just "Blah"
same as marvel has done with hulk...he has no weaknesses
choice is an illusion

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2013, 01:56:44 PM »
same as marvel has done with hulk...he has no weaknesses

Isn't the Hulks Rage and lack of control his ultimate weakness?

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« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2013, 01:57:54 PM »
no ... thats his strength
choice is an illusion

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2013, 01:58:21 PM »
My buddy told me about him and I decided to look him up. I mean WTF man. This is bullshit.

Powers

Superman Prime has acquired countless powers and abilities from his travels and lineage that allow him to do almost anything he wishes, which range from teleportation to the manipulation of magic and warping reality. He can manipulate time, space, matter, and bend reality on almost any scale he wishes.
Immunity- Superman Prime is imune to magic, kryptonite, lightning, mental manipulation, ect.

Creation - Superman Prime is able to create lifeforms out of nothing.

Resurrection - Superman Prime can resurrect the dead and himself.

Omniscience - Superman Prime has possibly learned everything in his time in the sun.

Omnipotence - Superman prime has near limitless abilties as far as we can see.

Omnipresent - Superman Prime can be any where at any time.

All Kryptonian powers under a Yellow Sun. All of his Kryptonian powers are enhanced.

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.

Godlike Super speed - His speed is incomprehensible to even the abstract beings.

Godlike Super Senses

Godlike Xray vision - He can see through any solid object, with no exceptions.

Godlike Heat vision - A million times hotter than the center of the sun.

Godlike Super Stamina/Endurance - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Invulnerability - Capable of surviving the end of the Multiverse.

Godlike Super Hearing - Cosmic Awareness.

Immortality - Superman Prime, will live until the end of Reality.

Still less powerful than the average Getbigger.

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2013, 01:58:45 PM »
Sexual Performance - Superman Prime can fuck til the cows come home



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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2013, 02:14:56 PM »
Can Superman Prime create a rock he can't lift?

I know what you meant but...

Godlike Super strength - His strength is limitless, he is capable of lifting his own multi-verse.
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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2013, 02:18:04 PM »
Humans and snakes are not omnipotent.  :D
true...but man likes to act like he is...

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Re: Superman Prime? LOL What is this shit?
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2013, 03:47:06 PM »
Inb4 Indie-lad cums in his pants.

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« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2013, 03:52:36 PM »
One thing to note is that the outside of the sun is just as hot as the center. Unexplainable but awesome.
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« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2013, 03:53:35 PM »
One thing to note is that the outside of the sun is just as hot as the center. Unexplainable but awesome.
You high?

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« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2013, 03:54:48 PM »
You high?

No, just a fun fact for everyone. Pretty sweet huh?
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« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2013, 03:56:23 PM »
No, just a fun fact for everyone. Pretty sweet huh?
I'm tired of your whiteness.

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« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2013, 03:57:38 PM »
I'm tired of your whiteness.

Don't hate.
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« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2013, 03:58:33 PM »
Don't hate.
Veterans never take the bait.  >:(

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« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2013, 04:01:52 PM »
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