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Title: I've been out on a Security emergency!
Post by: True Amateur on January 24, 2013, 04:50:45 PM
Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.
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Post by: Danjo on January 24, 2013, 04:54:01 PM
Wow....just, WOW!!
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Post by: dj181 on January 24, 2013, 05:00:15 PM
so when's your next triples session on the bench?

also, do you do a triple pause or is it a touch-n-go affair?
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Post by: cswol on January 24, 2013, 05:18:46 PM
isnt it about time on your shift to break so you can take a kit kat in your ass from your superior supervisor
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Post by: garebear on January 24, 2013, 05:22:07 PM
Gimmick gold!
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Post by: Irongrip400 on January 24, 2013, 05:28:50 PM
Wow....just, WOW!!

No shit, this dude has taken this way past the point of "teh funny".
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Post by: B_B_C on January 24, 2013, 05:33:03 PM
Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.

you live such an exiting and dangerous life
dont choke on the meatballs
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Post by: cswol on January 24, 2013, 05:33:32 PM
         next time when you rush out watch the gate
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Post by: slate on January 24, 2013, 05:39:01 PM
No shit, this dude has taken this way past the point of "teh funny".

nah, this is early days. easy peasy

if this fuckwitt has the wherewithal to post this shit everyday for at least 4 months, then he deserves his kudos

(For being a sad no-life guy who nevertheless has the obsessiveness required to become notorious, like in planning a mass murder or, even better, the assassination of True Anus)
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Post by: cswol on January 24, 2013, 05:43:19 PM
my man your workouts are pussified bitch routines, you would get your ass knocked the fuck out
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 24, 2013, 05:47:24 PM
isnt it about time on your shift to break so you can take a kit kat in your ass from your superior supervisor

what do you do for a living soft big cswol?
Title: Re: I've been out on a Security emergency!
Post by: cswol on January 24, 2013, 05:48:27 PM
I was on a worldwide music tour, right now im just getting Swol, this is for you True ASSmanatuer 

here i am gettin it in oslo norway
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 24, 2013, 05:50:48 PM
I was on a worldwide music tour

in what capacity?
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Post by: Wiggs on January 24, 2013, 05:56:47 PM
This shit is great. I actually enjoy reading his updates.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on January 24, 2013, 06:08:16 PM
This shit is great. I actually enjoy reading his updates.

now that's not saying much, is it?
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Post by: Mr Nobody on January 24, 2013, 06:14:33 PM
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Post by: slate on January 24, 2013, 06:46:33 PM
no 'glory' before 1000 shit same topic posts in less than 1 month

tic tac, lets see how desperate the man behind the gimmick really is
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Post by: Jizzacked on January 24, 2013, 07:10:42 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Dr.J on January 24, 2013, 07:12:44 PM
Me and THE BEEF.....want a pic of that meatball sandwich!!!
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Post by: calfzilla on January 24, 2013, 07:19:41 PM
Heroics.
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Post by: C-BuZz on January 24, 2013, 07:19:46 PM
Nice work here TA.
(http://s8.postimage.org/p90bbrac5/tumblr_ly9ztrm_H5_V1qj7p8r.jpg)
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Post by: slate on January 24, 2013, 07:44:32 PM
tic tac, ti tac
posting on own threads doesnt count

3 new threads every day please
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 24, 2013, 08:25:05 PM
You two lonesome losers were mental judo'd the other day straight into the shitter along with Howard and Arse.

WTF, again with the disrespectful statements. THE BEEF enjoys these threads, however one needs to be cautious with statements like these . . . Certain members have friends who are mods.

THE BEEF
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Post by: wild willie on January 24, 2013, 08:55:05 PM
Guys, sorry I haven't checked in yet today. Someone pulled a fire alarm at one of the buildings across town, and the Guard we had on duty panicked and fled the scene. I was contacted on the Blackberry and assigned the duty of going in and reestablishing Security. I flew down there in the company Focus and put things back in order. Man, I went in there to kick ass and take names. After I squared it away another guard arrived so now I'm off to my regular shift and I'm about to swing in and pick up the meatball sandwiches. In Security sometimes you just don't know what's going to happen when you step out your front doors.
lol!!!
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Post by: C-BuZz on January 24, 2013, 09:54:25 PM
This poster seeks to leverage any situation he can to indulge his homosexuality via socially unacceptable photos. Instead of cloaking his inappropriate desires in humor, as he thinks he is doing, he stands exposed on the Internet as a pervert and a homosexual. What the kids these days call a "fail".

WTF, TA.... I was merely congratulating you on a job well done. You start calling me a pervert & homosexual for no reason. Your unfounded accusations have been noted & I may just report you. You think your pretty high up in the food chain around here. But mark my words... I'm watching you closely from now on.
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Post by: dj181 on January 24, 2013, 11:38:48 PM
what's your time in the mile TA?

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Post by: Wiggs on January 24, 2013, 11:51:19 PM
True Amateur, What are the chances that you are a mustachioed gentleman?
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 25, 2013, 12:08:29 AM
WTF, again with the disrespectful statements. THE BEEF enjoys these threads, however one needs to be cautious with statements like these . . . Certain members have friends who are mods.

THE BEEF
Just give THE BEEF what THE BEEF wants
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Post by: evandatp on January 25, 2013, 12:44:52 AM
here i am gettin it in oslo norway
in what orifice?
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Post by: Dr.J on January 25, 2013, 03:39:13 AM
You two lonesome losers were mental judo'd the other day straight into the shitter along with Howard and Arse.

Woa woa TA...you got all mixed up....we just want the pic....and no one will get hurt!!!after that ...you can keep patrolling the back of your eye lids

We are not asking for much my guard card carring buddie!!!...we only want a pic of the meatball sandwich...
Title: Re: I've been out on a Security emergency!
Post by: C-BuZz on January 25, 2013, 03:53:30 AM
Poster attempts a patronizing method of humor that fails to hit the mark. Instead of impressing others, as is his objective, he guarantees his continued social failure by appearing desperate for approval.

You seem mad today TA & frankly, I don't trust your judgement. Did Subway run out of meatballs?
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Post by: Dr.J on January 25, 2013, 03:56:24 AM
Poster attempts a patronizing method of humor that fails to hit the mark. Instead of impressing others, as is his objective, he guarantees his continued social failure by appearing desperate for appro
anxiety

Poster keeps failing to produce pic of his meatball sandwich.....meanwhile THE BEEEF and Dr. J get meatball anxiety!!
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Post by: Dr.J on January 25, 2013, 04:00:27 AM
Poster attempts a patronizing method of humor that fails to hit the mark. Instead of impressing others, as is his objective, he guarantees his continued social failure by appearing desperate for approval.

Boss...I think those double shifts are getting to you!!!....
Title: Re: I've been out on a Security emergency!
Post by: Dr.J on January 25, 2013, 04:05:51 AM

Looking at this clown's avatar, it becomes appearant he's not qualified to address me. I've wiped something more valuable than him off the bottom of my shoe.

You wear boots or shoes on shift?