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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2006, 06:15:10 PM »
I'll pay him $20.00 to make that silly website go away..

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2006, 06:17:46 PM »
I bet they can his ass in the first week of training

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #27 on: March 24, 2006, 06:18:27 PM »
The other year it was an April Fools day joke but this one is the real deal this time.  Someone pointed out my post from last year when I was doing security work for the Falcons and although I wasn't hired by them, it was one of the key reasons as to landing the spot because one of the folks there gave me a hook-up.


Now as far as being an assistant trainer, of course its an assistant trainer position.  You can't just come off the street and simply be the HEAD TRAINER UNLESS YOU STARTED AS AN ASSISTANT TRAINER!!  Come on folks, lets be serious.  I would let everyone know what team I'll be working for but some of you folks will problably call them up and bug the hell out of them or try to get me fired or something. 


Although I'll be taking a significantly less as the position only pays a measily 20K a year and will problably be doing a lot of the grunt work (stacking weights, cleaning equipment, etc), ITS THE NFL  !!! and  its an opportunity to learn a lot and to either move up the ladder or re-start a new consulting business after a few years with some impressive credentials.  Besides, it'll be a pretty cool position and I'll get to travel to all the games and work on the sidelines.  Plus since my room and bed plus meals are paid for, I'll be able to save up a lot of money.  Besides, I'll also be at all the teams events and parties. 


So to all you haters out there, kiss my ass. 


   

Sounds like a good gig.. Just dont get caught in any of those "Love Boat" scandals Vince, like the Vikings!

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #28 on: March 24, 2006, 06:18:38 PM »
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #29 on: March 24, 2006, 06:28:02 PM »
SAY IT ISN'T SO! 

Is this the end for Bee Pollen, Cayenne Pepper, and the Magic Stick??  :o



Darn! I guess you're not gonna redeem yourself and "show us all a thing or two".

We were so looking forward to more pics like this one:






This is the end of Bee Pollen and Cayenne Pepper......


The Magic Stick is another story....... ;D
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #30 on: March 24, 2006, 06:36:58 PM »
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2006, 06:38:19 PM »
I almost feel like phoning up this Pro Team & thanking them personally for hiring him.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2006, 06:38:45 PM »
Vince, I'll give you $16,000 TONIGHT for everything.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2006, 06:39:24 PM »
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.



Yeah. He'd be a fool to give up all that "bee pollen equity" he's built up over the years.  ;D  ::)












I know!  Maybe he can get Judi to buy his website.  :D
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2006, 06:39:32 PM »
Hmm.. well done Vince, if its true.

Shockingly bad wage though, surely you could have someone run your business on the side and still keep it growing?  I think its a poor choice to put yourself on 20k and halt your business completely.  Its a great job and a chance to live out some dreams but say you quit in 2 years time, you'll be left high and dry with nothing.



I may consider having someone run the business now that I think about it.  It really depends however I want to be 100% dedicated to getting the job done so we'll see



As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely. 
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2006, 06:40:05 PM »
I think we all know who the right man for this job would be, Vince.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #36 on: March 24, 2006, 06:40:16 PM »

Yeah. He'd be a fool to give up all that "bee pollen equity" he's built up over the years.  ;D  ::)












I know!  Maybe he can get Judi to buy his website.  :D

she's the only st00pid ass that would

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #37 on: March 24, 2006, 06:43:13 PM »
Vince, I'll give you $16,000 TONIGHT for everything.

Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #38 on: March 24, 2006, 06:43:42 PM »
Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)

No wonder he wants to ditch it.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #39 on: March 24, 2006, 06:44:41 PM »
No wonder he wants to ditch it.


disclaimer:  I made those numbers up. (but I'll bet I'm not far off.  ;D)
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #40 on: March 24, 2006, 06:44:56 PM »
Good job, Rob.

His site does $9,000 a year in sales, and runs an 80% cost, not including the value of his labor.  ::)

Good point.

I raise my bid to $25,000 :)


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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #41 on: March 24, 2006, 06:46:20 PM »
Throw in a Stroker Ace & Vince will take the offer.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2006, 06:48:38 PM »
Vince, ignore the other offers.  You need me for this project.

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #43 on: March 24, 2006, 06:50:36 PM »
Blue Horseshoe loves Caliber Fitness Solutions!... ;D

C-note 'till payday?
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #44 on: March 24, 2006, 06:51:41 PM »
 Do you have any financial statements that you would like to share, Vince?

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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #45 on: March 24, 2006, 06:58:48 PM »
Hmmm. A Robb takeover? Could be an interesting chapter in getbig history.
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #46 on: March 24, 2006, 07:25:36 PM »
vince did post his earning statement sometime last year. 

caliber fitness had $23,000 in volume.

now for profit...if he runs the standard 30% profit rate.....6,900 a year?
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #47 on: March 24, 2006, 07:27:36 PM »

As far as the Magic Stick is concerned, I'm not going to bring any of that stuff with me but a few player have heard about it.  Its possible that I'm being hired for the stuff but its highly unlikely. 

I just wanted to quote this so he can't edit it later.

he thinks he may be hired because of Magic Stick, to pick up weight and wipe benches off and sell magic stick as a wonder supplement to a guy who makes more just showing up to lift for an hour than vincenzo does in a year.
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #48 on: March 24, 2006, 07:31:41 PM »
This reminds me of Vince's "You guys posting my pics all over the internet got me a sponorship" tripe.
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Re: Caliber Fitness Solutions is for sale
« Reply #49 on: March 24, 2006, 07:32:45 PM »
Everyone gives Vinny Mac shit, but you must admit he's doing well for himself. Vinny Mac is an
entrepreneur, and a role model for the black youth.
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