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Title: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on October 31, 2012, 11:18:59 AM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all!

The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Go 4 It on October 31, 2012, 11:21:20 AM
 :o U get the plate number?
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 11:26:22 AM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all! The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance

hahahhaha

I'm sure losing your temper like you did didn't help matters
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 11:27:51 AM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all! The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance

Why did even let her get back in the car? Or did she stay in the car while you were yelling at her
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2012, 11:28:04 AM
I would guess that 95% of Latinos and blacks have no car insurance.  It is a fucking epidemic.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 11:29:07 AM
I would guess that 95% of Latinos and blacks have no car insurance.  It is a fucking epidemic.

I swear nigerians in ireland are some of the worse drivers I have ever seen -its rifuckingdicules
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on October 31, 2012, 11:33:49 AM
:o U get the plate number?

I thought i did but when the po-po ran it, nothing came back!  :-[
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on October 31, 2012, 11:34:43 AM
hahahhaha

I'm sure losing your temper like you did didn't help matters

And after she took off and i calmed down, im pretty sure that didnt help...stupid tren >:(
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on October 31, 2012, 11:35:36 AM
Why did even let her get back in the car? Or did she stay in the car while you were yelling at her

No, she stayed in car while i lost my mind!!!!  Florida is like the hit and run capito of the world!!!  The WORST drivers are here!
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 11:37:22 AM
shortmike, I don't know if it crossed your mind, but maybe the accident was your fault?

You're the one on drugs...
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: 240 is Back on October 31, 2012, 11:39:11 AM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.   So if they claim injury or car position or anything else, it's all on video.   The video of them driving away would be great for court.  Oh, and I keep the glock in holster as well... ya never know when a carjacker will bump you to get you out of the car then plant your ass on the sidewalk haha.  



BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Raymondo on October 31, 2012, 11:41:55 AM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.   So if they claim injury or car position or anything else, it's all on video.   The video of them driving away would be great for court.  Oh, and I keep the glock in holster as well... ya never know when a carjacker will bump you to get you out of the car then plant your ass on the sidewalk haha.  



BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.

with the amount of shit shortmike is taking, a "glock in holster" would not be a wise thing to have
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Nails on October 31, 2012, 11:43:58 AM
old trick in the book , is to have a $5 disposable camera in your glove box, so no matter if your phone camera lags, or your battery is dead, a disposable camera will fire anytime , pics of the Asshole, pics of the car , the plates, the damage , pics of her ass, her tits , and up her skirt too
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Hulkotron on October 31, 2012, 11:44:49 AM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep.

I'd like to be about five inches deep in that second chick if you catch my meaning.

^^ Haha yes, "I won't press charges if you let me take some cooter shots for the bros on getbig."
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: POB on October 31, 2012, 11:48:16 AM
I swear nigerians in ireland are some of the worse drivers I have ever seen -its rifuckingdicules

They must not have Asians there :D
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: chaos on October 31, 2012, 12:00:48 PM
everytime i get in a wreck, blah blah blah
You must drive like shit. :-\
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on October 31, 2012, 12:04:44 PM
with the amount of shit shortmike is taking, a "glock in holster" would not be a wise thing to have

Bro, you woud be surprised at how little i do. For one, i cant afford to pound shit and two, i hate taking shots
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 12:33:02 PM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.   So if they claim injury or car position or anything else, it's all on video.   The video of them driving away would be great for court.  Oh, and I keep the glock in holster as well... ya never know when a carjacker will bump you to get you out of the car then plant your ass on the sidewalk haha.  



BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.

Everytime??? How many times is that?

Im driving all my life and only had a guy in traffic jam bump into my car I got out checked it and gave the guy with the scared face the okay sign lol
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 12:35:17 PM
shortmike, I don't know if it crossed your mind, but maybe the accident was your fault?

You're the one on drugs...

And why would she be driving away than Sherlock?
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Tito24 on October 31, 2012, 12:36:39 PM
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Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Tito24 on October 31, 2012, 12:45:12 PM
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Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Parker on October 31, 2012, 12:48:28 PM
I swear nigerians in ireland are some of the worse drivers I have ever seen -its rifuckingdicules
Nigerians are known for their bad driving. Tail-gating like crazy.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Tito24 on October 31, 2012, 12:51:36 PM
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Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 01:15:13 PM
Did you read shortmike's post, mongol? He jumped out of the car screaming- a black, jacked-up guy. What would you expect her to do? Get out and confront him?

wanker...

so she had enough time talking to him but drove away when he mentioned police? You are dumber than a second coat of paint lol
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bradistani on October 31, 2012, 01:19:05 PM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all! The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance

pity you didn't keep your cool and snap a few pics of her car reg and her whilst rubbing your whplashed neck
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: POB on October 31, 2012, 01:24:38 PM
Lol,u guys are brutal on BMC,brother can't get no love?why?
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: OTHstrong on October 31, 2012, 01:26:23 PM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.   So if they claim injury or car position or anything else, it's all on video.   The video of them driving away would be great for court.  Oh, and I keep the glock in holster as well... ya never know when a carjacker will bump you to get you out of the car then plant your ass on the sidewalk haha.  



BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.
you make is sound like it is a daily occurrence
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 31, 2012, 01:28:08 PM
She will say she feared for her life, and all will be forgiven by teh Po-PO.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Parker on October 31, 2012, 01:29:29 PM
you make is sound like it is a daily occurrence
Down there (Florida), the "bump and Jack" is quite common.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: MikMaq on October 31, 2012, 01:32:31 PM
All you gotta do is look for plates, the name, and all the other shit isn't needed. IF she runs and you got her plates she is fucked, if she stays there's no need to worry.

I always check for plates even if I'm the one cutting them off or whatever.


Anyhow dirty spics, chinks, dumb bitches, old fucks, young kids, egotistical narcissistic jack offs, etc are the reason I'm happy to never wanna drive again. I get too fuckin angry. My back is fucked I can't afford to be crippled by some jackoff. In short if you drive your an idiot, it's like fucking big fat black chicks raw, no condom and no pulling out.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2012, 01:33:44 PM
This nigress in a big SUV ran into my door.  I got out and asked her for her insurance.  She goes " I ain't giving a stranger my personal info"  I said fine.  I wrote down her plate.  She looks and says "I'm gonna write down your plate"  I asked her for her cell, but she denied it.

I gave the plate num to my insurance, they tracked her and found out she didn't have insurance.  Fucking negroes.

In Cali it is all no fault anyways.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 31, 2012, 01:38:17 PM
This nigress in a big SUV ran into my door.  I got out and asked her for her insurance.  She goes " I ain't giving a stranger my personal info"  I said fine.  I wrote down her plate.  She looks and says "I'm gonna write down your plate"  I asked her for her cell, but she denied it.

I gave the plate num to my insurance, they tracked her and found out she didn't have insurance.  Fucking negroes.

In Cali it is all no fault anyways.

that's crazy, and that is what this country is headed to.  People, right or wrong, will do what they want.  And, if they are wrong, what difference does it make if you are left dealing with the consequences.  Like, if BMC got out of his car and the bitch shot him, she'd be wrong, but it wouldn't matter because he'd be dead and nothing could change that.  "I ain't giving my personal info" ::) the fuck is the matter with people, it's like that lady who called 911 on McDonalds because they wouldn't refund her money.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on October 31, 2012, 01:40:44 PM
that's crazy, and that is what this country is headed to.  People, right or wrong, will do what they want.  And, if they are wrong, what difference does it make if you are left dealing with the consequences.  Like, if BMC got out of his car and the bitch shot him, she'd be wrong, but it wouldn't matter because he'd be dead and nothing could change that.  "I ain't giving my personal info" ::) the fuck is the matter with people, it's like that lady who called 911 on McDonalds because they wouldn't refund her money.

bitch had no clue what insurance probably way when I asked her.  In Cali there are so many illegal drivers.  One skeezy bitch at my old work was pulled over twice at rush hour for driving on the shoulder trying to pass cars on the freeway, she had her license revoked and was caught doing the same fucking thing at the same section.  They extended her suspension, but that didn't stop her from driving to work everyday.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: THEBOSS on October 31, 2012, 01:56:40 PM
old trick in the book , is to have a $5 disposable camera in your glove box, so no matter if your phone camera lags, or your battery is dead, a disposable camera will fire anytime , pics of the Asshole, pics of the car , the plates, the damage , pics of her ass, her tits , and up her skirt too
;D  I simply can"t improve on what he said . lol
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Princess L on October 31, 2012, 01:58:00 PM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.  

Do you get in a lot of "wrecks"?  :o
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Nails on October 31, 2012, 01:59:33 PM
Do you get in a lot of "wrecks"?  :o



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Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Parker on October 31, 2012, 02:03:07 PM
This nigress in a big SUV ran into my door.  I got out and asked her for her insurance.  She goes " I ain't giving a stranger my personal info"  I said fine.  I wrote down her plate.  She looks and says "I'm gonna write down your plate"  I asked her for her cell, but she denied it.

I gave the plate num to my insurance, they tracked her and found out she didn't have insurance.  Fucking negroes.

In Cali it is all no fault anyways.
You are lucky the tags matched. Many times, people who are driving with no isurance or suspended, will put tags from another car on them, or steal someone else's plates.

Today, due to people not having jobs, or just not caring, will let their insurance go, or license get suspended, and see no reason for getting it. Drug users tend to do that alot. Watch out for construction workers, pillheads, etc ---drivng old beat up trucks.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 31, 2012, 02:15:29 PM
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2012, 02:35:01 PM
Terrible. People need to own up, I hit the car of a girl the other day (not even a serious fender bender) but i owned up to it, was not worth involving insurance , i paid her the cost of the bumper damage after she got  me the paper work from the mechanic ($500) and the cost of her rental as she got her ride fixed all out of pocket.

Chick could not believe how cooperative i was
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: King Shizzo on October 31, 2012, 02:39:14 PM


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Thats not Tito. Thats not Bradistani.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: MikMaq on October 31, 2012, 02:45:21 PM
Terrible. People need to own up, I hit the car of a girl the other day (not even a serious fender bender) but i owned up to it, was not worth involving insurance , i paid her the cost of the bumper damage after she got  me the paper work from the mechanic ($500) and the cost of her rental as she got her ride fixed all out of pocket.

Chick could not believe how cooperative i was
That's because you look like a mexican.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Stark on October 31, 2012, 03:12:41 PM
Terrible. People need to own up, I hit the car of a girl the other day (not even a serious fender bender) but i owned up to it, was not worth involving insurance , i paid her the cost of the bumper damage after she got  me the paper work from the mechanic ($500) and the cost of her rental as she got her ride fixed all out of pocket.

Chick could not believe how cooperative i was

did you fuck her? ;D
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: BIG ACH on October 31, 2012, 03:31:39 PM
did you fuck her? ;D

No I'm married... but of course she must Have wanted to.... I found out she is doing a PhD in psychology, specifically on male body image.... So maybe she just wanted to study me :D
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on October 31, 2012, 03:53:57 PM
No I'm married... but of course she must Have wanted to.... I found out she is doing a PhD in psychology, specifically on male body image.... So maybe she just wanted to study me :D

when it happened, where you in young Elvis shape or Fat Elvis shape?
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Irongrip400 on October 31, 2012, 04:00:20 PM
old trick in the book , is to have a $5 disposable camera in your glove box, so no matter if your phone camera lags, or your battery is dead, a disposable camera will fire anytime , pics of the Asshole, pics of the car , the plates, the damage , pics of her ass, her tits , and up her skirt too

I worked for a company out of college that gave me a company car, and I had to keep a camera in my glovebox for the same reason.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Princess L on October 31, 2012, 04:17:16 PM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all! The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance

Why are you screwed?  Do you have shitty insurance?  I wouldn't have stuck around either with some guy yelling "a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking...."
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: mesmorph78 on October 31, 2012, 04:18:52 PM
shpould have walked over to the car and taken out the keys
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Primemuscle on October 31, 2012, 04:39:14 PM
A few months back a fellow tapped the tailgate on my car while I was stopped at and intersection. He was driving a large Ford truck. My tailgate had a nice sized dent in it while his truck appeared to have no damage to it at all. We exchanged info and coincidentally we were insured by the same insurance company, State Farm. Anyway, he said he just got decent insurance and didn't want to mess it up by having to report the accident. He offered to pay for the repair out of pocket. Never-the-less, I contacted my agent to keep everything on the up and up. Then I got an estimate to repair my vehicle. What this fellow thought would be about at $1,500 repair actually was closer to $3,000. He then changed his mind and let his insurance cover it. All is good now.

It is so much easier when you don't lose your temper. Yelling doesn't usually accomplish anything. The police were not involved in this accident because it wasn't that big a deal.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: el numero uno on October 31, 2012, 05:03:01 PM
BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.

LMFAO
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on October 31, 2012, 08:45:55 PM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all!

The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance

I don't blame her.  She probably thought you would attack her.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: polychronopolous on October 31, 2012, 09:32:39 PM
You are lucky the tags matched. Many times, people who are driving with no isurance or suspended, will put tags from another car on them, or steal someone else's plates.

Today, due to people not having jobs, or just not caring, will let their insurance go, or license get suspended, and see no reason for getting it. Drug users tend to do that alot. Watch out for construction workers, pillheads, etc ---drivng old beat up trucks.

Another reason are these surcharges some states are putting on top of certain traffic fines. People simply don't or cannot afford to pay them and their license ends up getting suspended. Fact is people are going to drive regardless of the punishment in many cases. That whole Drivers Responsibility Surcharge program is an absolute disaster anyways. I read that something like half don't even pay, keep driving and just end up endangering other drivers as a result.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Viking11 on October 31, 2012, 09:38:22 PM
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what was this thread about again??
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bike nut on October 31, 2012, 09:53:47 PM
I would guess that 95% of Latinos and blacks have no car insurance.  It is a fucking epidemic.

In Arizona the average person gets hit about once a year by an uninsured Mexican. The illegals run, and the ones that are here legally just pull the "no habla" routine.

It's fucking bullshit, but if you mention the unfairness of it, you're labelled a racist and Eric Holder sues you.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Roger Bacon on October 31, 2012, 10:36:51 PM
I assume you're not insured BMC?


























Cause you're black.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: oenguinseatsocks on October 31, 2012, 10:40:31 PM
if some fucknut was screaming at me like that i sure a hell wouldn't have gotten out of my car.  can you really blame her?
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Tapeworm on October 31, 2012, 10:44:09 PM
She's clearly at fault in the collision, uninsured to boot, and you fail to extort so much as a handjob out of her.  You must have the game of a middleaged white man, BMC.  :(
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 01, 2012, 06:48:45 AM
De-escalation is the key.  You lose your cool and whatever the problem was is no longer the focus.  Keep your cool and take the high road.  Save your escalating alpha powers for shit that really matters.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on November 01, 2012, 06:51:13 AM
De-escalation is the key.  You lose your cool and whatever the problem was is no longer the focus.  Keep your cool and take the high road.  Save your escalating alpha powers for shit that really matters.

agree.  losing your cool when shit really matters is the way to go.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Voice of Doom on November 01, 2012, 06:52:56 AM
:)

There's a time to wield the hammer and a time not too.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on November 01, 2012, 06:56:33 AM
:)

There's a time to wield the hammer and a time not too.

getbiggers never put the hammer down. 
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Howard on November 01, 2012, 07:00:04 AM
everytime i get in a wreck, i turn on cell phone video camera and immediately scan their car and license plate.   So if they claim injury or car position or anything else, it's all on video.   The video of them driving away would be great for court.  Oh, and I keep the glock in holster as well... ya never know when a carjacker will bump you to get you out of the car then plant your ass on the sidewalk haha.  



BMC: no seat belt, no anti-lock brakes, no slowing down.

Great advice for anyone in a care accident.
I have NOT been in any wreck in many years and hope I stay lucky.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 07:32:44 AM
pity you didn't keep your cool and snap a few pics of her car reg and her whilst rubbing your whplashed neck

I know! I messed this one up. They will never find her!
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 07:33:39 AM
Down there (Florida), the "bump and Jack" is quite common.

It happens DAILY!!!

They just caught a guy who killed someone like 4 years ago in a hit and run
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 07:35:18 AM
I assume you're not insured BMC?



Got full coverage. 250 comp/250 collison





















Cause you're black.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 07:51:28 AM
She's clearly at fault in the collision, uninsured to boot, and you fail to extort so much as a handjob out of her.  You must have the game of a middleaged white man, BMC.  :(

You think if i would have just whipped it out we could have came to some sort of mutual agreement?
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: quadzilla456 on November 01, 2012, 08:16:57 AM
So, im driving to work today and im stopped at a light, about 5 cars deep. Next thing you know, BAM!!!!  This bitch rams into the right rear of my car! WTF???  Im FURIOUS (tren and test isnt helping) and lose it! I step out of car and unleash a fury of F-you's, im going to cut your head off, WTF were you thinking.....so, I pull out my cell and tell her im calling the cops! The look on her face when i said that said it all!

The bitch then procedes to say "I got work" (she was of latin decent) and takes off! Yup, BMC was in a hit and run! I swear i wish nothing but ill will towards this whore! Cops came and took report but im screwed! Im thinking she was either illegal or had no insurance
Would you still "hit" it?
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 08:23:02 AM
Would you still "hit" it?

It would have been aggressive and mean. Lots of gape and gagging
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on November 01, 2012, 09:08:59 AM
Next time keep a camera handy.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: syntaxmachine on November 01, 2012, 09:25:56 AM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/29409619.jpg)
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: quadzilla456 on November 01, 2012, 09:59:15 AM
It would have been aggressive and mean. Lots of gape and gagging
lol!!
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on November 01, 2012, 10:17:44 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Tapeworm on November 01, 2012, 11:08:58 AM
;D

That's what I'm speaking in regards to.
Title: Re: BITCH HIT MY CAR
Post by: Parker on November 01, 2012, 11:16:45 AM
In Arizona the average person gets hit about once a year by an uninsured Mexican. The illegals run, and the ones that are here legally just pull the "no habla" routine.

It's fucking bullshit, but if you mention the unfairness of it, you're labelled a racist and Eric Holder sues you.
Many times certain peoples continue the same activities and patterns like they did in their countries. DUIs (with kids in the car, unhooked), driving uninsured, suspended and intoxicated. Driving on the side walk, hit and run. Things only change when someone up top gets hit. Something has to happen to them or their love ones, and then it's a "problem", a "priority".
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Primemuscle on November 02, 2012, 02:01:09 AM
That's what I'm speaking in regards to.

What I am wondering is, how does anyone shit out of an ass that big without making a huge mess?

It is intresting how some people objectify others, be they male or female. Makes me think a lot of folks desire to get it on with a cartoon character instead of a real human being.
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: Kwon_2 on November 02, 2012, 02:20:32 AM
WAS SHE BLACK, MIKE??? :D
Title: Re: Bitch Hit My Car - and she takes off!
Post by: bigmikecox on November 02, 2012, 07:43:38 AM
WAS SHE BLACK, MIKE??? :D

Puerto rican