[BREAKING NEWS] Aaron Singerman *QUITS* Blackstone Labs

[Raymondo]

I saw this on CNN. The analyst was saying that global stock markets are expected to crash, house prices may go down, layoffs are a possibility...

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Funny how something significant actually does happen within that "company" and yet here your dopey ass is sittin with your kielbasa in your hand......

No, I just don't sit around holding Aaron's kielbasa in my hands.  He told me a while back that he was getting involved in some new ventures so its not that big of a surprise to me. 

[ProudVirgin69]

Funny how something significant actually does happen within that "company" and yet here your dopey ass is sittin with your kielbasa in your hand......

Lol 

[SF1900]

I have no involvement in this venture at this time but if Aaron needs me, I'll be there for him. 

Vincenzo, whose side would you rather take, Aaron or PJ?

[oldschoolfan]

Protein, creatine and glutamine.  All basic things that have been around awhile and could be beneficial.

I am amazed at all the pre workout stims and whats in them.

damm mr white so your saying the 500 i spent  on the black stone labs size and cuts stack wont turn me into the next flex wheeler 

they even threw in a kai green dog collar  and some lube with it.

thanks  for the honest answer

[Coach is Back!]

What did I miss here? He's stepping down as CEO but is still an equal partner. Happens all the time in business. Not quite understanding why you clowns hope for people to fail.

[Qwert II]

No, I just don't sit around holding Aaron's kielbasa in my hands.  He told me a while back that he was getting involved in some new ventures so its not that big of a surprise to me.  

Deep down inside your fat encrusted heart, you're devastated that this happened & you had no clue.

You're supposed to be an insider & Aaron's super pal, but they didn't even let you know before hand so you could break the news.

Do you finally realize that you're their dancing monkey & they take you about as seriously as a half eaten slice of day old pizza?

[The Ugly]

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Unpossible that Goodrum didn't break this news. Silly how difficult this quote function is, huh?


No, just not important.  Stay tuned however for what's to come

It really is unpossible you didn't break this story, Vince. This shit is all you.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I have no involvement in this venture at this time but if Aaron needs me, I'll be there for him. 

he might need the odd ride on the kielbasa.

[WalterWhite]

damm mr white so your saying the 500 i spent  on the black stone labs size and cuts stack wont turn me into the next flex wheeler 

they even threw in a kai green dog collar  and some lube with it.

thanks  for the honest answer

It's high protein lube so put it to good use.

[oldschoolfan]

It's high protein lube so put it to good use.

ha ha you know mr white i just think i have a way to maximize it, but i wont share that on the board !

[io856]

What did I miss here? He's stepping down as CEO but is still an equal partner. Happens all the time in business. Not quite understanding why you clowns hope for people to fail.

What do you expect Coach?

Tall poppy syndrome is rife on getbig

[rocket]

Getbig has never had any fucks to give about supplement companies, yet we have to hear stuff about Blackstone like we give a fuck.

I've got to hand it to Goodrum - he is a marketing maestro.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Getbig has never had any fucks to give about supplement companies, yet we have to hear stuff about Blackstone like we give a fuck.

I've got to hand it to Goodrum - he is a marketing maestro.

Goodrum has been pulling some strings behind the scenes and Goodrum will take Singerman's job soon enough.

Singerman knew it was game over a few weeks ago when a black Jaguar pulled up by his house and someone emptied Blackstone fart powder on the pavement while driving slowly.

[Europe]

Just saw it at Reuters News, people already protesting on the street over this!!

[insider]

PJ is a mess and is terrible at business and marketing. Smart move by Aaron to jump ship.

[bigkid]

Jump ship?  More like caught stealing from the coffers and was forced out.  That's what I was told over the weekend by a former employee.

[_aj_]

Jump ship?  More like caught stealing from the coffers and was forced out.  That's what I was told over the weekend by a former employee.

Vince! You've been scooped again! WTF, kielbasa-Man? Everybody is Scoops McGee around you.

[insider]

Jump ship?  More like caught stealing from the coffers and was forced out.  That's what I was told over the weekend by a former employee.

Interesting.............

[rocket]

Well, to be fair, he did say he was doing muchos hours at the callcentre, so he could retire soon.

[Qwert II]

Well, to be fair, he did say he was doing muchos hours at the callcentre, so he could retire soon.

How can you expect Melvin Goodrum to work all those hrs at the Verizon call center making $10.50hr, workout out twice a day, run his vast online supplement & grocery store empire, manage his stock portfolio of  equities, jewels & precious metals & still have his ear to the ground as the internets #1 industry insider?

There are only so many hrs in a day, & although Melvin Goodrum is a super man, he's not Superman.

His daily time is limited, just like the shelf life of his fat encrusted enlarged diabetic heart.

[Qwert II]

I have no involvement in this venture at this time but if Aaron needs me, I'll be there for him. 

Melvin Goodrum, what exactly would you bring to the table if Aaron ever 'needed you'? 

[Yamcha]

Melvin Goodrum, what exactly would you bring to the table if Aaron ever 'needed you'? 

[Raymondo]

Melvin Goodrum, what exactly would you bring to the table if Aaron ever 'needed you'? 

[Qwert II]

Melvin Goodrum, what exactly would you bring to the table if Aaron ever 'needed you'?