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Title: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 07:44:58 AM: Discuss.
(http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg)
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: _bruce_ on July 21, 2008, 07:49:04 AM: Is a multimembership in my cellar possible - one woman only is kinda boring....
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 07:50:09 AM: Quote from: _bruce_ on July 21, 2008, 07:49:04 AM
Is a multimembership in my cellar possible - one woman only is kinda boring....

Edit:actually just one, 2 or 3 could overpower you.
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 21, 2008, 07:51:29 AM: (http://www.enquirer.com/editions/2003/02/28/rogers_zoom.jpg)

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Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 21, 2008, 07:54:37 AM: Lori Steele
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 07:58:32 AM: Quote from: The_Leafy_Bug on July 21, 2008, 07:54:37 AM
Lori Steele

Google Pics brings up this as Lori Steele

(http://www.geocities.com/lorelei28092/LoriSteele.JPG)

http://www.geocities.com/lorelei28092/
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: 240 is Back on July 21, 2008, 07:59:02 AM: Diane lane. Something about her...
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 08:00:15 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on July 21, 2008, 07:59:02 AM
Diane lane. Something about her...

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Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: El_Pajero on July 21, 2008, 08:00:34 AM: Quote from: db2431 on July 21, 2008, 07:44:58 AM
Discuss.
(http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg)

:o :o :o
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 21, 2008, 08:05:16 AM: Quote from: db2431 on July 21, 2008, 07:44:58 AM
Discuss.
(http://www.celebrity-bigbrother.com/images/salma_hayek/salma_hayek_boobs_3.jpg)

she's so unbelievably hot I want to punch a wall :(
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: calfzilla on July 21, 2008, 08:07:27 AM: It sucks we can only imprison one. :'(

But I would have to go with
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Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM: It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 08:14:55 AM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition

You could rework your toilet so it funnels feces and urine to the dungeon.If you eat a high protein diet than Im sure your turds will keep her holding mass.
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on July 21, 2008, 08:16:52 AM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition
Offseason Lori Steele?
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: jpm101 on July 21, 2008, 08:22:36 AM: If your a Muslim male than you better have a large basement. Room for 72 virgins but you will not need a toilet. The virgins will be non-menstruating/urinating/defecating , usually with-in the 12 to 13 year old age group. There is also a hint, in the after death reward, that if you prefer young boys, than so be it. If your bi, with a double wide basement..sort of like a trailer) than that would be 144 sex slaves (144 does sound gross). All the girls will be voluptuous with full breast. Wide and beautiful eyes but with always cast down with a submissive look. Each girl (or boy...what ever gets you there) will be a 10 plus.

Side Bar: Diane Lane kind of looks like 40 miles of bad road. Hot stuff 20 years ago.
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 21, 2008, 08:25:24 AM: Fuck that, I take Mr. Rogers back, I'd much rather have this fine piece of ass in there..

As close enough to a woman as you can get without crossing the line..
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Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Faust on July 21, 2008, 08:25:52 AM: (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00478/Josef_Fritzl_280_478162a.jpg)
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM: some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: El_Pajero on July 21, 2008, 08:30:18 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG

haha ur jealous of a woman. thats pretty gay
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Army of One on July 21, 2008, 08:44:53 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG

I would have thought a manly looking woman would be your type.
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM: Quote from: db2431 on July 21, 2008, 08:44:53 AM
I would have thought a manly looking woman would be your type.

Why? I'm known for the biggest thread of the most beautiful looking women ever posted on Getbig (and before that I had a thread on the v board when I was running it along with a thread of ring-girls on the MMA board)

You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler. :-\
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Fury on July 21, 2008, 08:47:54 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM
Why? I'm known for the biggest thread of the most beautiful looking women ever posted on Getbig (and before that I had a thread on the v board when I was running it along with a thread of ring-girls on the MMA board)

You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler. :-\

Really? I distinctly remember no less than two dozen threads created by you about such topics as "which male celebrity has the sexist body," "who's mustache is sexiest" and a variety of other homosexual topics. Your hot girl thread sucked and was full of pictures copy/pasted from other threads on Getbig. A terrible attempt at covering up your homosexuality.
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: El_Pajero on July 21, 2008, 08:48:45 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:46:31 AM
You on the other hand, spend most of the time talking about how "gay" something is and when you finally post ONE pic of a woman - it's one with a bigger chin than Jay Cutler. :-\

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Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: jtsunami on July 21, 2008, 08:52:32 AM: (http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00478/Josef_Fritzl_280_478162a.jpg)

Is that an epic toupee line? His hair line looks so fake!
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Tombo on July 21, 2008, 08:52:51 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 08:26:30 AM
some ugly chicks in this thread with the man-looking salma getting posting again, take away the hair and she looks like a KINDER EGG

bad idea posting a video of yourself and your girlfreind then my man, i'm not going to make any personal attacks but Salma Hayek proverbially shits all over your girlfreind
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Tapeworm on July 21, 2008, 09:16:06 AM: Quote from: OneMoreRep on July 21, 2008, 08:25:24 AM
Fuck that, I take Mr. Rogers back, I'd much rather have this fine piece of ass in there..

I would have guessed you to be a Frug and Craig man, 1.

(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/4d/Jeffsmith.jpg)
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 09:16:35 AM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 21, 2008, 08:47:54 AM
Really? I distinctly remember no less than two dozen threads created by you about such topics as "which male celebrity has the sexist body," "who's mustache is sexiest" and a variety of other homosexual topics. Your hot girl thread sucked and was full of pictures copy/pasted from other threads on Getbig. A terrible attempt at covering up your homosexuality.

Bullshit. My thread was exclusive to Getbig and went on for 5-6 pages. But you were busy with your great threads like "Man sodomises son in revenge", "Jay Cutler Nude Video" or "Do you pee in the shower?"

You must be quite proud of yourself...
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Fury on July 21, 2008, 09:20:17 AM: Quote from: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 09:16:35 AM
Bullshit. My thread was exclusive to Getbig and went on for 5-6 pages. But you were busy with your great threads like "Man sodomises son in revenge", "Jay Cutler Nude Video" or "Do you pee in the shower?"

You must be quite proud of yourself...

I'd love to see these threads I made with names like that? The fact you pulled those thread titles off the top of your head only shows how much of a fag you are. Talk about thinking about penis all the time.

You're the biggest closet homo on here. Nice try, though. ::)
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: Bluto on July 21, 2008, 09:22:38 AM: Quote from: BerzerkFury on July 21, 2008, 09:20:17 AM
I'd love to see these threads I made with names like that? The fact you pulled those thread titles off the top of your head only shows how much of a fag you are. Talk about thinking about penis all the time.

You're the biggest closet homo on here. Nice try, though. ::)

hahaha i thought i was replying to db2431 i was posting while on teh phone ;D

well at least now you know how i feel, 99 percent of your posts are full of claims of stuff ive said and i never know what the hell you talking about
Title: Re: Who would you keep imprisoned in your sexual dungeon?
Post by: ChestBrockwell on July 21, 2008, 09:28:42 AM: Quote from: mon_of_steele on July 21, 2008, 08:13:02 AM
It'd have to be a real meaty girl so that she doesn't turn into a skeleton too fast from malnutrition

It rubs the lotion on its skin