I swear some of you are derelicts. How could you urge someone to commit suicide (joking or not) that is one of the unwritten rules.
Well it's quite easily actually.....you just type "go fucking kill yourself you goddamn wad waste" into your keyboard, press "Post" and magically it appears on the screen.
My preference would be for him to film his suicide, or at least take a few photos for the photochop gurus to have fun with.