gym self-pwnage

[Zach Trowbridge]

I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

[dorkeroo]

I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

that would have been fucking loud lol

[gordiano]

I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[Mars]

Haha he will never show up again.

[mass 04]

hahah, he won't recover

[Bluto]

so where's the video

[SteelePegasus]

so where's the video

Bluto have you ever step foot inside of a gym?

and if yes, have you ever worked out..and actually lifted weights?

[Stark]

I was just out on the gym floor reracking some weights in between clients and saw one of the members working out with his son.  This guy is mid-40's, uses shitty form, and told me a while back that he used to be a former "bodybuilder," but now has an epic 47-inch waist and 32-inch chest.  He was showing his son (who's like 12 years old) how to do squats, had like 315 on the bar trying to show off.  I watched him unrack it, step back once... twice... three times... oh shit... can't stop... falling... down... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!  He fell on his ass and the barbell raped the floor from an altitude of about 5 feet, drawing the attention of every single person in the gym.  And the neat part is that the surveillence cameras caught it all on video.

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[The_Iron_Disciple]

Bluto have you ever step foot inside of a gym?

and if yes, have you ever worked out..and actually lifted weights?

Bluto workout ? Come on, man ... he's " The Greatest Of All Time ! " ... he doesn't even need to workout ! He walks around daily, in between GetBig Posts, at 350 lbs ripped to the bone ! 

[Stark]

Bluto workout ? Come on, man ... he's " The Greatest Of All Time ! " ... he doesn't even need to workout ! He walks around daily, in between GetBig Posts, at 350 lbs ripped to the bone ! 

He's Teh Super

[Zach Trowbridge]

so where's the video

There's a little thing called security.  Don't have access to it.  The general manager sure will get a kick out of it on Monday though.

[Dballn247]

Membership = Canceled 

[Croatch]

My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah

[Dballn247]

My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah

Yes, "glory day" guys are the best.  I bet they all spend at least an hour in front of the mirror before they can put themselves to sleep at night.

[ironneck]

BLuto is the real king around here
don't mess with someone who has 20000 posts bitches

[Rearden Metal]

My favorite, "I used to be a bodybuilder like you."
My thoughts, no, you lifted weights, but certainly never looked like me, unless you juiced...fag..hah

That might be the longest you ever took to mention juice in a post of yours.

[The_Iron_Disciple]

That might be the longest you ever took to mention juice in a post of yours.

LOL !