I'm pulling your leg.

However, I think you are a little over the top with the guns, running around in playhouses and shooting 500 rounds a month.

Just carry a snub nosed .38 with a shrouded hammer in your pocket.

If you get attacked stick it in their stomach and pull the trigger.

No need to practice a lot.

Few people get hit by lightning but somebody does.

All vaccines have a statistical rate of bad reactions.

All approved vaccines have an extremely low incidence.

The Covid vax has a small but comparatively large incidence of reactions.  It is still a vaccine that never passed normal approvals required of other vaccines.

Bhanks has the width of an ironing board... A true "I" taper..

Queen B-Hissy for Shizzy

Bhanky’s hand is deformed, that’s not a normal hand. Short, stubby, and fat fingers

This is a real hand