It's all his fault!
He's responsible for you, too!
Scary thought no?
Scarier still is that we should never meet in person due to the number of idiots who think I resemble the President. It might be more than you could handle. I need to find a decent cigar bar and relax for an hour or two.
Im ready
Damn, strong looking muslim man right there... Just kidding broseph!
At least PIP didn't write moulignon.