Bartitsu:The True Adonis Way of Fighting

[Parker]

The Way of The Gentleman

[the trainer]

That is not how true adonis fights, he believes in slapping, clawing with finger nails and hair pulling.

[Nails]

LMFAO

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[Man of Steel]

I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.

[Parker]

I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.

Mmmmm, sounds nice. I had toast with apple butter this morning...with chai tea, flavored with clover honey. It was exquisite.

[Man of Steel]

Mmmmm, sounds nice. I had toast with apple butter this morning...with chai tea, flavored with clover honey. It was exquisite.

It does actually!

[freespirit]

[Lustral]

Read a book about duels before, pretty hardcore.

I thought the funniest part was that duels were used as an early form of legal settlement. The crim would duel the victim with swords/other weapons with the victor deemed the person who was in the right. It stopped when they realised the bigger, stronger guys tended to be "right" nearly all the time.

[Natural Man]

I don't know much, but I know TA has never EVER been in a fight.  

I suspect right now he's in his family's apple orchard or petunia garden wearing a pair of $1200 tweed knickers reading a leatherbound, signed copy of Little Women sipping a glass of fresh mango sun tea while the butterflies dance around his tousled hair and soon he'll adjourn to the Thomas Jefferson wing of his inherited estate for a fresh baked biscuit with freshly churned honey butter and tangy orange marmalade.

jesus doesnt approve this message.

[Parker]

Man, if TA doesn't come on here...this is legit. For the gentleman. For scholar. Whip ass and whip eggs later on.

This wasn't to troll. I never heard of this before.

[Dopey]

I laughed every time that guy said BAR TIT SU!

[Parker]

[Dopey]

Sherlock Homes, the greatest detective of all time, was a true Getbigger.

[Foozle]

That is not how true adonis fights, he believes in slapping, clawing with finger nails and hair pulling.

How would you know?   When he accepted your challenge, you backpedaled like a little bitch.  

Here's the thread:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=517109.0

Gaybitchfagbogayner.

[chaos]

True Adonis isn't a fighter,  he's a cop caller.