I'm going to have a t shirt made.
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Most Annoying Gym People
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Put down your top 10 and the most common people listed will make it on the shirt. You will be able to buy one yourself, after they are going to be printed. I will sell them for cost basically. Getbig.com will get a plug on the bottom as well. Put them down, you're top 10.
#1 - Self-Righteous "naturals" who have done Juice before!Guilty as charged. 12 years ago, one cycle, but I didn't inhale.
Guilty as charged. 12 years ago, one cycle, but I didn't inhale.
Good posts everyone. Keep them coming. I'm making the shirt within a week or so.
According to Steve Mitchalik you have permanently altered your dna and are completely screwed.
Skinny guys who wear an Ipod on the arm band ::) holding their "training partner's" arm while the guy is doing a single arm rope pushdown with 20 pounds. After the monstrous set, these homos stretch each other's arms out. Whoops ! I suppose that's too long to fit in the T-shirthahahahahahahaha.
I already made one...sorta: http://www.cafepress.com/gym_etiquette
It's kewl
...here's the "art"
Skinny guys who wear an Ipod on the arm band ::) holding their "training partner's" arm while the guy is doing a single arm rope pushdown with 20 pounds. After the monstrous set, these homos stretch each other's arms out. Whoops ! I suppose that's too long to fit in the T-shirt
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rackI fuckin' hate them >:(
1. Quarter Squater - The guy with 3 plates on his back going down 3 inches per rep
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack
3. Phone Abuser - Incesantly talking on the phone like the next 2 million dollar deal is going through
4. Big Grunter - Grunting every rep on a set of 12
5. Mr. Talker - Everywhere you go, he finds you, then proceeds to speak when not needed
6. 2nd Rate Roid Abuser - Usually some guido who can't muster what it takes to gain muscle naturally
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Lets not forget the guy who is working out on 2 machines at once
Yes the guy who is dumbellpressing and legpressing at the same time haha.One of the personal trainers at my Gym had one old fart doing just that.
One of the personal trainers at my Gym had one old fart doing just that.yes this guy usually has harry r.m. pitss too! ;D ;D ;D
One more for the list:
Wife-beater-wearing-dude: This son of a bitch is almost always fat. Yet, he can't see it. He thinks he's huge. Only thing huge on him is his gut.
10. Kids who say they are natural, but used AAS in the past and now rail against AAS use as if they are somehow "pure" when in fact they are probably still using to this day. Hmmmmm. Who could that be?One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
1. "I swear its ALL Genetics"It's so true. most guys in the gym look the same as or worse than when they started.
One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
Croatch on...
One 2 month cycle 12 years ago that gave me zero of my gains today, I would still say I'm natural. If any of your gains today come from gear, you are not natural. Simple. And if I were on today, I'd want a rebate. 210lb 7% bf is nothing to write home about if I were on. Feel pretty good though.
Croatch on...
However, I own the majority of people who juice when it comes to dedication and the extent to which I push myself during workouts.
10) Mr. Consistancy.....always shows up, despite natural disasters, holidays etc...always at the gym, it never fails....year after year, day after day...the problem is, it doesnt look like he ever lifted a weight in his whole life.I know this guy
Today I trained arms and I actually busted out laughing remembering some getbigger's quote "I raped arms today". Hilarious.Yeah, I often hear Sarcasm when I see people who look good and look for a flaw, then hit them with the, MONSTER TRICEPS, followed by, WHAT A BEAST!! (to myself of course) Classic.
Yeah, I often hear Sarcasm when I see people who look good and look for a flaw, then hit them with the, MONSTER TRICEPS, followed by, WHAT A BEAST!! (to myself of course) Classic.
1, Guy who trains with GF, er actually GF trains guyhahahaha, we've got a lot of those perfect gelled up hair, blemish free skinned "personal trainers" and salesmen at the gym, these guys look like they would need ten years of therapy if one hair was out of place or if they had one zit.
2. Talker: Has to start a conversation EVERY FUCKING time you see each other
3. Boxing in a non-boxing gym- Does he realize that we're not looking at him because we're interested or think he's da man?
4. Pretty boy- always gelled up hair and perfect fitting tight gym short-
5. Doesn't know shit trainer: see above
And that monster triceps shit crossed my mind last week when some HS kids were doinf skull crushers ;D
a getbig legend is born
Here's my Top 10 list of Annoying People at the Gym:
1. Ones who exercise in the sauna/steam room.
2. Ones who talk or ß!+©# a lot.
3. Johnny/Janey Cell Phone.
4. Ones who shadowbox in non-boxing gyms.
5. Ones who do head-stands in non-yoga gyms.
6. Ones who are seemingly always at the gym.
7. Ones who sit on the Nautilus machines, and don't exercise.
8. Old ones who hang out by the pool, and stare at me with mean faces.
9. Ones who think they have to look cool 24/7.
10. Ones who wear shorts/short skirts outdoors in the winter.
OR SOME LIITLE DUDE WHO ROLLS UP WITH A TANK TOP AND TIMBERLANDS THAT AREN'T TIED WTF IS THATPuff daddy dresses like that
THIS IS A GYM NOT A FASHION SHOW !
Holy shit!! It must be contagious, coz I too have a quiet grin to myself after thinking MONSTER TRICEPS when looking at skinny f*ckers training. Given that I'm all the way down in NZ, it must henceforth be acknowledged that Sarcasm has truly achieved worldly fame ;Dsame here! aha
its gonna be funny wearing this shirt oint the gym and having the people read about themselves on your shirt!That's the point. If I provide what the shirt will say, who will buy one for $20? Good quality with pic provided for sizing. And lastly, sleeveless or short sleeved?
I wear short in the winter. But then again I am in San Diego where it was 85 yesterday, and 75 Christmas Day. Yessss year round summer.
1. Quarter Squater - The guy with 3 plates on his back going down 3 inches per repThe Pimple Popper-The guy that stands in front of the mirror squeeze'n a big black head and wiping it on his pants...and then asks to work in a set with you on a machine
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack
3. Phone Abuser - Incesantly talking on the phone like the next 2 million dollar deal is going through
4. Big Grunter - Grunting every rep on a set of 12
5. Mr. Talker - Everywhere you go, he finds you, then proceeds to speak when not needed
6. 2nd Rate Roid Abuser - Usually some guido who can't muster what it takes to gain muscle naturally
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Juiced up pussy's who only thank their gains by juicing year round and giving advice to everyone.LOL...lots of those running around,as a matter of fact I live next door to one :D
Guys who load up the leg press and have a guy on each side pushing up for you. Whatta bunch of idiots
people who stare at you more than the mirrors do and wonder why you don t talk and smile alot
Little bitches who think they're strong and big but cant even bench 315, squat and DL 405, but look at guys who can with this stupid expression on their face and talk shit with their fag ass friends in the corner cuz they just jelous but dont want anyone to know it.hahahahaha.
thats number 10
My number one choice
The guy that leaves the huge shit log and shit splatters on and in the toilet without flushing.
1) The screamer. I actually told some duffas to shut the fuck up when he was sreaming during a set of barbell curls with a dime on each side.
2) Spandex lady. Yikes! you know who im talking about. Its like, Lets get real old bag... your 45, saggy and disguisting, not young and hot with a nice ass
3). 160lb Mr. Olympia. Hes my idol. Hes atleast 5'10" and a buck sixty, walking around like hes the shit
4). The talker.....all talk but no workout
5). The super setter... you know the guy who does a circuit routine and always seems to be in the way
6) Mr. Tank Top you know that guy or guys that always wear tank tops showing off what little muscle they have.
7). Mr. Perv.. The old pedophile who prowls around the gym trying to hook up with some young "gay for pay"
8). The dripper......dripping all over the place like a jerk
9) Sasquach.....the hairy, fat, bald and ugly man wearing a muscle shirt in the gym.
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10) Mr. Consistancy.....always shows up, despite natural disasters, holidays etc...always at the gym, it never fails....year after year, day after day...the problem is, it doesnt look like he ever lifted a weight in his whole life.
Circuit man- This guy thinks that no one else wants to use the equipment. I swear he goes from machine to machine doing one ginormous set, in a crowded gym. Then gets mad when someone uses anything he was on.This. I faced one of these douchebags today. Little Chinese fucker with some type of tai chi t-shirt on. I didn't know it initially as I saw the leg press was vacant and I jumped on only to realise this little freak was going from hack squat to leg press to hamstring curl to calf raise to leg extension one after the other performing some ginormous superset with 5 different machines. In between his giant superset he was doing some weird kata and making weird intense breath exhalations like he was some chi master or something. The guy can't have weighed 120 pounds soaking wet, and he had like 8 plates on the leg press and bending his knee a couple of inches. People like this surely don't have friends, because if they did someone would have told him by now what a stupid little fucker he looked like.
1. Quarter Squater - The guy with 3 plates on his back going down 3 inches per rep
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack
3. Phone Abuser - Incesantly talking on the phone like the next 2 million dollar deal is going through
4. Big Grunter - Grunting every rep on a set of 12
5. Mr. Talker - Everywhere you go, he finds you, then proceeds to speak when not needed
6. 2nd Rate Roid Abuser - Usually some guido who can't muster what it takes to gain muscle naturally
7. to be continued....
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1. Quarter Squater - The guy with 3 plates on his back going down 3 inches per rep
2. Rack Molester - Guy by the dumbell rack who does his set 1 foot away from the rack
3. Phone Abuser - Incesantly talking on the phone like the next 2 million dollar deal is going through
4. Big Grunter - Grunting every rep on a set of 12
5. Mr. Talker - Everywhere you go, he finds you, then proceeds to speak when not needed
6. 2nd Rate Roid Abuser - Usually some guido who can't muster what it takes to gain muscle naturally
7. to be continued....
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girls that wear distracting clothes which compromise your workout..Just cracked one off in the gym.