Oh, BTW, I forgot the most important thing. As mentioned, I love my burgers with crisp leaf lettuce, sliced onions, and sliced tomatoes.
It's not crowded so I go up to the cashier with my phone already set to the barcode so I can get the $1 deal for the Qp w/cheese. She then asks what QP w/ cheese do I want.
I reply, "What? Just the QP with cheese, what other kind do you have?"
She said, "Oh we have the regular and then the deluxe."
"What? What do you mean deluxe?"
"You know. Deluxe. Whole leaf lettuce, sliced tomatoes, and sliced onions. It's more expensive but still just a dollar if you use your phone."
"Wait a minute? You have real deluxe QP cheeseburgers? And it only costs a dollar." I ask in utter disbelief.
"Yeah, as long as you use your phone."
"How long has this been going on?"
"I don't know. Like forever. But I've only been working here for three months."
Pinter pause. My eyes start to well up in tears. I want to embrace her and live in this very McDonald's for the rest of my life.
This is what makes McDonald's great. This is what makes Capitalism so great. I know this will shock people but not only is Capitalism and far more superior economic system than Socialism, it is actually a far more moral economic system than Socialism. It makes society better, it makes businesses better and, it makes people better. Yes, you heard that right. Capitalism makes, ever forces, people to become better people.
America. Fuck Yeah!
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