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Title: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 26, 2008, 02:05:33 PM
See you all at the NPC Metrolina in 10 weeks.... ;D
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: 240 is Back on February 26, 2008, 02:07:15 PM
wow, is that under 1500 calories per day?  you're gonna be lean!
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: No Patience on February 26, 2008, 02:07:44 PM
See you all at the NPC Metrolina in 10 weeks.... ;D

6 cans of tuna? you will die from mercury poisoning before that date comes
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Stark on February 26, 2008, 02:08:42 PM
6 cans of tuna? you will die from mercury poisoning before that date comes

Seriously 6 cans of Tuna is damn stupid ::)
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 26, 2008, 02:10:12 PM
wow, is that under 1500 calories per day?  you're gonna be lean!


Oh yeah, I'll be somewhere in the 175-180 pound range in the Open Light-Heavys or Middleweights.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Stark on February 26, 2008, 02:10:56 PM

Oh yeah, I'll be somewhere in the 175-180 pound range in the Open Light-Heavys or Middleweights.

oh god make it stop ::)

Btw something tells me that isn't all the "protein" you get per day ;)
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 26, 2008, 02:12:14 PM
6 cans of tuna? you will die from mercury poisoning before that date comes

Don't believe everything you hear on TV.  Mercury Poisoning from Tuna is stupid.  You would have to eat a lot more than that for a number of years before and if it would occur
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Camel Jockey on February 26, 2008, 02:12:52 PM
Will you still look like a sack of shit?
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 26, 2008, 02:14:12 PM
oh god make it stop ::)

Btw something tells me that isn't all the "protein" you get per day ;)


Well, I was thinking about sucking on your mother's tits but her milk is so rotten that she problably gets a "sourdough" yeast infection every month.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: no one on February 26, 2008, 02:16:40 PM
lol.

you think that is going to be neough for you to show up in shape?

face it, you are not cut out for bodybuilding, or any other type of activity that requires some form of athletisism.

even in your best shape, judging from the pics posted of you, you are still at least 18-20% on stage and on top of all that, you have no muscle to begin with.

in decent shape you'd never be a LH or a middle for that matter.

sorry to break it to you.

why do you do this to yourself?

you are as delusional as arvillia.

Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: No Patience on February 26, 2008, 02:16:58 PM
Don't believe everything you hear on TV.  Mercury Poisoning from Tuna is stupid.  You would have to eat a lot more than that for a number of years before and if it would occur

i was eating 3 cans a day for weeks straight and started getting bad headaches
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: dr.chimps on February 26, 2008, 02:18:22 PM
Cooking with Black Magic himself. When will the entertainment cease?
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 26, 2008, 02:18:31 PM
i was eating 3 cans a day for weeks straight and started getting bad headaches


That's what Advil is for.  Besides, I'd doubt if it was the tuna
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: dan18 on February 26, 2008, 02:25:32 PM
i was eating 3 cans a day for weeks straight and started getting bad headaches
the headaches were from looking at melvins pics on get big had nothing to do with the tuna..
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: BigSexy50 on February 26, 2008, 02:53:13 PM

That's what Advil is for.  Besides, I'd doubt if it was the tuna

Tell us about your cycle.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: No Patience on February 26, 2008, 02:59:45 PM

That's what Advil is for.  Besides, I'd doubt if it was the tuna

i know it was from the tuna....the only new consistant thing i had in my diet and i rarely ever
get headaches....they stopped when the tuna stopped

advil? yeah great ideal ::) did you get that advice from tom prince?
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: swilkins1984 on February 26, 2008, 03:36:59 PM
That works out to about $4-5 in food a day. Take out 2-3 of those tunas and add protein shake or chicken and healthy fat. Your diet will make you sick and look like shit....that's a stretch  ;D
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: The Squadfather on February 26, 2008, 03:39:42 PM
That works out to about $4-5 in food a day. Take out 2-3 of those tunas and add protein shake or chicken and healthy fat. Your diet will make you sick and look like shit....that's a stretch  ;D
he already looks like shit.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: titusisback on February 26, 2008, 03:48:13 PM
Oh yeah, I'll be somewhere in the 175-180 pound range

Why?

Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: koho on February 26, 2008, 04:33:27 PM
See you all at the NPC Metrolina in 10 weeks.... ;D

?..?...? That is your pre-contest diet? I generally don't discourage anyone from trying to achieve any goals they have but in all honesty you really don't have the physique or knowledge to compete. The knowledge part is pretty much unforgivable because lacking in that just equates to pure laziness. Laziness from failure to do the leg work to acquire the knowledge through literature and individuals with actual life experience in this area and also laziness for failure to apply adequate trial and error. I've seen your contest pictures posted on here and you remind me of the anomaly that shows up at each bodybuilding show. You seem to be that guy that looks as if he just woke up one morning and said "hmmm, today seems like a good day to get a trophy, I wonder if the novice light heavies will have more than 2 competitors" I guess what I'm trying to say is basically you're all around fucked genetically.  ;D
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: The Squadfather on February 26, 2008, 04:35:26 PM
?..?...? That is your pre-contest diet? I generally don't discourage anyone from trying to achieve any goals they have but in all honesty you really don't have the physique or knowledge to compete. The knowledge part is pretty much unforgivable because lacking in that just equates to pure laziness. Laziness from failure to do the leg work to acquire the knowledge through literature and individuals with actual life experience in this area and also laziness for failure to apply adequate trial and error. I've seen your contest pictures posted on here and you remind me of the anomaly that shows up at each bodybuilding show. You seem to be that guy that looks as if he just woke up one morning and said "hmmm, today seems like a good day to get a trophy, I wonder if the novice light heavies will have more than 2 competitors" I guess what I'm trying to say is basically you're all around fucked genetically.  ;D
hahahaha, perfect synopsis.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 26, 2008, 04:41:25 PM
A cans of tuna?  I don't think I could stomach that.  It would remind me too much of the smell of "no patience's" wife's pussy. :-X :D
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: The Squadfather on February 26, 2008, 04:43:07 PM
A cans of tuna?  I don't think I could stomach that.  It would remind me too much of the smell of "no patience's" wife's pussy. :-X :D
impossible, that skanks twat doesn't smell anywhere near that good.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: ChinoXL on February 26, 2008, 04:43:31 PM
?..?...? That is your pre-contest diet? I generally don't discourage anyone from trying to achieve any goals they have but in all honesty you really don't have the physique or knowledge to compete. The knowledge part is pretty much unforgivable because lacking in that just equates to pure laziness. Laziness from failure to do the leg work to acquire the knowledge through literature and individuals with actual life experience in this area and also laziness for failure to apply adequate trial and error. I've seen your contest pictures posted on here and you remind me of the anomaly that shows up at each bodybuilding show. You seem to be that guy that looks as if he just woke up one morning and said "hmmm, today seems like a good day to get a trophy, I wonder if the novice light heavies will have more than 2 competitors" I guess what I'm trying to say is basically you're all around fucked genetically.  ;D

Bump for reality
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on February 26, 2008, 04:49:21 PM
impossible, that skanks twat doesn't smell anywhere near that good.

hahhaha, what a filthy stinky pig that bitch is :D
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Red Hook on February 26, 2008, 05:25:30 PM
Vince combined with the lowered calories, how much cardio are you doing? also care to tells your work out routine?


I only ask because you have pulled this kind of crap before. You claimed to be working out before only to show us with a larger bra size.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Van_Bilderass on February 26, 2008, 05:33:26 PM
There is no way Melvin follows this diet. Maybe for a day or two. If he did, even he would get lean. Which he won't.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Red Hook on February 26, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
There is no way Melvin follows this diet. Maybe for a day or two. If he did, even he would get lean. Which he won't.

maybe this time his boyfriend will be more supportive, nothing is worse that when your "lover" is calling you back to bed when you are trying to hit the gym.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Lord Humungous on February 26, 2008, 05:54:43 PM
maybe you should take up lifting over those next 10 weeks
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Spike on February 26, 2008, 06:07:53 PM
have fun with your colon in about 4 yrs --  the mercury poison alone would kill your faster than the Ortho-Tri-Cyclin "Goodrum Approved" precontest cycles cause, if I had to guess, you buy that shit in cans from wal-mart in Graham off I-40 by the case so you can tell everyone at custodial job you have replacing urinal cakes that your "dieting for a show" when you drain cans out and eat raw oats...veggies prob in a can cause fck it you can just pop a can -- all you need is a can-opener for your 'pre-sontest' diet

Vince has the classic NC **** * approved precontest diet

Vince will you be covering your 'cycle' in a post???
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: HTexan on February 26, 2008, 08:07:50 PM
6 cans of tuna? you will die from mercury poisoning before that date comes
damn, why did you have to fuck it up. :P :P :P
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Krankenstein on February 26, 2008, 09:04:08 PM
Vince has probably always counted on the AIDS to lean him out.  Sad thing, even a deadly disease wants nothing to do with him.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 27, 2008, 02:36:27 PM
?..?...? That is your pre-contest diet? I generally don't discourage anyone from trying to achieve any goals they have but in all honesty you really don't have the physique or knowledge to compete. The knowledge part is pretty much unforgivable because lacking in that just equates to pure laziness. Laziness from failure to do the leg work to acquire the knowledge through literature and individuals with actual life experience in this area and also laziness for failure to apply adequate trial and error. I've seen your contest pictures posted on here and you remind me of the anomaly that shows up at each bodybuilding show. You seem to be that guy that looks as if he just woke up one morning and said "hmmm, today seems like a good day to get a trophy, I wonder if the novice light heavies will have more than 2 competitors" I guess what I'm trying to say is basically you're all around fucked genetically.  ;D


And where's your pictures at????  Oh yeah, you must be the typical Getbigger that weighs 300 pounds with 2% bodyfat..... ::)


In any event, the key word is low calories, unlike that 5000 calorie pre-contest bullshit I've been hearing about lately.  By staying under 1500 calories, I'll maintain muscle mass and I'll save from having to burn off 3500 extra calories a way.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: Melvin Goodrum on February 27, 2008, 02:37:42 PM
Vince has probably always counted on the AIDS to lean him out.  Sad thing, even a deadly disease wants nothing to do with him.


You should be ashamed of saying stuff like that especially coming from a massage therapist.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: HTexan on February 27, 2008, 02:47:01 PM

You should be ashamed of saying stuff like that especially coming from a massage therapist.
Aren't you going to deny it, at least?  :-\ Don't forget to double bag it man. ;)
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: bic_staedtler on March 02, 2008, 03:29:14 PM
Whatever happened to Venom Vince's original user account?...is this guy some imposter?

WHERE'S HIS BLUE STARS and BAZILLION POSTS?!?!!?


ps: VTrip is an idiot
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: candidizzle on March 02, 2008, 11:31:08 PM
thats the stupidest diet ive ever heard of...


your going to lose entirely muscle. probably 50% muscle 50% fat...


you cant eat 6 cans of tuna and only eat 2 cups of oatmeal.   where will the rest of your glucose demands come from? MUSCLE.

...and where the fuck are the fats??


looks to me like someones been readin FDA pamphletes and looking at the FOOD PYRAMID for dieting advice.. ::) ::)

dipshit
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: snowboarding_bear on March 03, 2008, 10:39:04 AM
this dude i know who had to dropclose to 100 lbs to join the USMC did that exact diet tuna oatmeal n veggies(he did  carrots) and yeah...lets just say now hes in bootcamp and doin good
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: candidizzle on March 03, 2008, 11:02:49 AM
tuna oatmeal and veggies can be good. but not in those amounts

try 10-15 cans tuna, 3-4 pack oatmeal, unlimited veggies
or
15-20 cans tuna, 1/2 cup veggies at every meal, zero oatmeal for three days, then one day at 10 oatmeal.
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: coltrane on March 03, 2008, 11:34:37 AM
tuna oatmeal and veggies can be good. but not in those amounts

try 10-15 cans tuna, 3-4 pack oatmeal, unlimited veggies
or
15-20 cans tuna, 1/2 cup veggies at every meal, zero oatmeal for three days, then one day at 10 oatmeal.

15-20 cans of tuna a day?  or are you talking a week?
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: HTexan on March 03, 2008, 11:35:48 AM
this dude i know who had to dropclose to 100 lbs to join the USMC did that exact diet tuna oatmeal n veggies(he did  carrots) and yeah...lets just say now hes in bootcamp and doin good

yeah, sadly this is a pretty common diet. I know a dude who lost 30 pounds eat only tuna and yogurt.    :-\
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: candidizzle on March 03, 2008, 12:55:41 PM
15-20 cans of tuna a day?  or are you talking a week?
per day

dont give me that mercury horseshit..


besides, i didnt make up the tuna only diet, vince did

and 6 cans of tuna is only 198 g priotein...



Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: coltrane on March 03, 2008, 12:58:33 PM
per day

dont give me that mercury horseshit..


besides, i didnt make up the tuna only diet, vince did

and 6 cans of tuna is only 198 g priotein...





Boy candi, you get stranger by the day....15-20 cans of tuna a day?   WOW :o :o :o
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: candidizzle on March 03, 2008, 01:17:22 PM
okay bro, take it or leave it, but if you are dieting on oatmeal, tuna and veggies alone...then you can either go with diet one or diet two...

Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: haider on March 03, 2008, 10:07:40 PM

And where's your pictures at????  Oh yeah, you must be the typical Getbigger that weighs 300 pounds with 2% bodyfat..... ::)


In any event, the key word is low calories, unlike that 5000 calorie pre-contest bullshit I've been hearing about lately.  By staying under 1500 calories, I'll maintain muscle mass and I'll save from having to burn off 3500 extra calories a way.
::)

Bodybuilding, NOT FOR YOU.

how hard is that to understand?
Title: Re: 6 cans of Tuna, 2 cups of oatmeal, and 2 cups of veggies a day
Post by: coltrane on March 04, 2008, 06:41:32 AM
okay bro, take it or leave it, but if you are dieting on oatmeal, tuna and veggies alone...then you can either go with diet one or diet two...




DO you think anyone is actually going to down 20 cans of tuna a day?