put your pyjama back on and go for a camel ride in desert and never come back please
That would be both unwise and unsafe. He lives, quite literally in a gigantic "litter box" and should he with his current physique, dare to cross the sands of time or whateverthefuck its called, any feral cats would surely encase him in sand. It's not the cats fault, its their nature when around turds, especially huge ones like him, to cover them up. Its less offensive to both the eyes and nose of these majestic feline creatures.
islam is the noise, ergo it can go fuck itself.