Author Topic: The legend of Jonah Lomu. Better than any NFL player (Read 17425 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** January 28, 2014, 12:21:04 PM »

In one game....

headhuntersix · « **Reply #1 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:27:29 PM »

He tried out for Dallas or something......the guy was a monster, but NFL football is just a different beast. Go All Blacks

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #2 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:27:48 PM »

Love watching the Tuilagi brothers play to. They are just beast.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #3 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:31:13 PM »

He's not that tough.

Costanza · « **Reply #4 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:31:21 PM »

Was certainly more successful on the rugby field than on the thong stage.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #5 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:38:50 PM »

he was great against pesky white slow accountants .. NFL are a different breed .. MUCH faster, stronger and bigger athletes ..

headhuntersix · « **Reply #6 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:42:28 PM »

Quote from: SamoanIrishman on January 28, 2014, 12:27:48 PM

Love watching the Tuilagi brothers play to. They are just beast.

Men amongst boys on some of those hits...dudes crumbling. There are few better feelings in the world then stiff arming a tackler and feeling them crumble....

Rascal full · « **Reply #7 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:47:06 PM »

Guy was a monster on the rugby pitch. Size, strength, acceleration, agility.....Lomu in his prime had it all.

temple_of_dis · « **Reply #8 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:49:23 PM »

youtube walter payton

bo Jackson

headhuntersix · « **Reply #9 on:** January 28, 2014, 12:51:51 PM »

Bo was a freak.....bo would have been good at anything, and was. Hell he's fucking bad ass with a bow.

hench · « **Reply #10 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:00:40 PM »

Yea its funny how with his bulk and shape he looked like absolute shit dieted down, no development, muscle quality or anything worthy of the stage.

Quote from: Georgie C on January 28, 2014, 12:31:21 PM

Was certainly more successful on the rugby field than on the thong stage.

wes · « **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:03:07 PM »

Quote from: hench on January 28, 2014, 01:00:40 PM

Yea its funny how with his bulk and shape he looked like absolute shit dieted down, no development, muscle quality or anything worthy of the stage.

Just as we always say about permabulkers...if they get lean,they get small.

El Diablo Blanco · « **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:09:42 PM »

Quote from: wes on January 28, 2014, 01:03:07 PM

Just as we always say about permabulkers...if they get lean,they get small.

Thanks captain obvious. Get lean means getting small. I assume then bulking up means getting big?

wes · « **Reply #13 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:11:23 PM »

Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on January 28, 2014, 01:09:42 PM

Thanks captain obvious. Get lean means getting small. I assume then bulking up means getting big?

You know what I mean bro....huge guy thinks he`s huge,diets down and finds out he doesn`t have near as much muscle mass as he thought.

Better ?

hench · « **Reply #14 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:15:07 PM »

Yea but so strange with the weight drop he has no
density, cuts, definition or vascularity. He almost looks skinny fat

Quote from: wes on January 28, 2014, 01:11:23 PM

You know what I mean bro....huge guy thinks he`s huge,diets down and finds out he doesn`t have near as much muscle mass as he thought.

Better ?

wes · « **Reply #15 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:18:02 PM »

Quote from: hench on January 28, 2014, 01:15:07 PM

Yea but so strange with the weight drop he has no
density, cuts, definition or vascularity. He almost looks skinny fat

Exactly.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #16 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:21:25 PM »

Quote from: Georgie C on January 28, 2014, 12:31:21 PM

Was certainly more successful on the rugby field than on the thong stage.

LMFAO...Voodoo Vince would have beaten him. Lomu must be delusional...

Rascal full · « **Reply #17 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:31:10 PM »

Quote from: hench on January 28, 2014, 01:15:07 PM

Yea but so strange with the weight drop he has no
density, cuts, definition or vascularity. He almost looks skinny fat

It is odd I agree. You would expect this guy to look impressive but he looks like shit.

GraniteCityDon · « **Reply #18 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:37:10 PM »

worth noting he was very ill for a while and had a kidney transplant a few years before stepping onstage. He wasnt born to be a bodybuilder and im pretty sure in his prime he would have swatted most of us like flies. Freak human being.

Wolfox · « **Reply #19 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:41:13 PM »

100% Tongan

Hulkotron · « **Reply #20 on:** January 28, 2014, 01:52:37 PM »

Did he play against any Hebrew opponents?

Babe Ruth never had to do this so I think he is overrated.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #21 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:06:51 PM »

Quote from: GraniteCityDon on January 28, 2014, 01:37:10 PM

worth noting he was very ill for a while and had a kidney transplant a few years before stepping onstage. He wasnt born to be a bodybuilder and im pretty sure in his prime he would have swatted most of us like flies. Freak human being.

I was trying to remember what happened to him..he tried to make a comeback with the All Blacks in the mid-2000s as I recall. Its kinda funny people making fun of Jonah Lomu here...this guy is a legend.

Wolfox · « **Reply #22 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:13:04 PM »

I know I lol @ little bitch ass wes talking about Lomu.

Dude had a kidney transplant.

wes · « **Reply #23 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:15:11 PM »

Quote from: headhuntersix on January 28, 2014, 02:06:51 PM

I was trying to remember what happened to him..he tried to make a comeback with the All Blacks in the mid-2000s as I recall. Its kinda funny people making fun of Jonah Lomu here...this guy is a legend.

I`m not making fun of him at all.

headhuntersix · « **Reply #24 on:** January 28, 2014, 02:21:08 PM »

No wes I didn't think you were....kinda shocked at his appearance as well.