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Gargamel

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He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« on: June 06, 2018, 05:58:15 AM »


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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2018, 06:45:37 AM »
Mike O'Hearn is the obvious choice if he makes 227lbs.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2018, 06:47:48 AM »
they're not going to see my $$$
I'd rather watch Hy-men
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hench

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2018, 09:09:08 AM »
There is no film as of yet,  just preproduction, been on the cards for years.
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2018, 01:12:42 PM »
Quote from: SuperTed on June 06, 2018, 06:45:37 AM
Mike O'Hearn is the obvious choice if he makes 227lbs.

Quoted from the imdb trivia page:

"Mike O'Hearn was rumored to portray as Prince Adam/He-Man in the upcoming live action movie after he posted on Instagram. However, he himself quashed the rumor saying he only wanted to do the part and was not officially cast for the live action movie."

OHearn believes he will get the lead role in a major Hollywood production without any acting credits under his belt. Delusions of Grandeur.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2018, 09:02:30 PM »
O'Hearn is almost 50. He is far too old for the part.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2018, 10:36:21 PM »
It's 2018.  Seth Rogan will play He-Man in the new movie.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2018, 10:40:22 PM »
They should have a Hebrew play the part

Like Kevin hart
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2018, 11:05:48 PM »
It's going to be crap - if it happens.
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #9 on: June 07, 2018, 02:36:15 AM »
Quote from: Skeletor on June 06, 2018, 11:05:48 PM
It's going to be crap - if it happens.

As long as Skeletor is in it Iam happy 😉
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #10 on: June 07, 2018, 04:18:41 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on June 06, 2018, 10:40:22 PM
They should have a Hebrew play the part

Like Kevin hart

Kevin Hart = Heman

Shaq = Skeletor

Melissa McCarthy = Beastman

Donald Glover = Teela
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2018, 05:58:38 AM »
You could do a crossover with black panther to get the entire hewbrew audience.
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2018, 10:11:07 AM »
Quote from: Kwon on June 07, 2018, 04:18:41 AM
Kevin Hart = Heman

Shaq = Skeletor

Melissa McCarthy = Beastman

Donald Glover = Teela

Cant stop laughing!
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2018, 02:54:26 PM »
Quote from: keanu on June 06, 2018, 09:02:30 PM
O'Hearn is almost 50. He is far too old for the part.

The plastic surgery will pay off when he gets the part
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #14 on: June 07, 2018, 03:00:00 PM »
They will probably cast the rock as he-man.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2018, 03:01:22 PM »
Well Dolph really sucked acting ways in this movie. I haw de pooover! In that swedish accent....

But wtf they remade Karate Kid so maybe they can do this.

I think Calum Van Moger could do it good. If he heals up?
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2018, 06:31:48 PM »
He-Man is a shitty story anyways.  You could put jacked A-Listers in every single role and the movie would still be garbage.  Might as well just shit in a hat and wear that around instead.  At least it would be more entertaining.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2018, 12:02:21 AM »
Quote from: NotMrAverage on June 07, 2018, 03:01:22 PM
Well Dolph really sucked acting ways in this movie. I haw de pooover! In that swedish accent....

But wtf they remade Karate Kid so maybe they can do this.

I think Calum Van Moger could do it good. If he heals up?

They can cast Justin long and he would make a better he man than that idiot
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2018, 02:43:53 PM »
Quote from: NotMrAverage on June 07, 2018, 03:01:22 PM
Well Dolph really sucked acting ways in this movie. I haw de pooover! In that swedish accent....

But wtf they remade Karate Kid so maybe they can do this.

I think Calum Van Moger could do it good. If he heals up?

The old one is really campy but highly watchable suprisingly.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2018, 05:50:36 PM »
cast any twink in that role but Dwane Johnson....I'm saturated with DJ lately... :(
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #20 on: June 09, 2018, 02:33:44 AM »
Why would they cast a black he-man anyway  ???
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #21 on: June 09, 2018, 02:39:57 AM »
Quote from: Gargamel on June 09, 2018, 02:33:44 AM
Why would they cast a black he-man anyway  ???


Or they can cast ken jeong the Asian guy from Hang over movies to play he man
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Gargamel

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2018, 09:39:46 AM »
Quote from: Bevo on June 09, 2018, 02:39:57 AM

Or they can cast ken jeong the Asian guy from Hang over movies to play he man

or make the cast all female like Ghostbusters or Ocean‘s Eleven.
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hench

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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2018, 10:28:55 AM »
So make she-ra instead
Quote from: Gargamel on June 10, 2018, 09:39:46 AM
or make the cast all female like Ghostbusters or Ocean‘s Eleven.
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Re: He-Man(1987)gets remade but none of the modern actors looks like Dolph Lundgren
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2018, 10:33:39 AM »
yeah it's 2018. He-Man will be a black dyke lesbian.
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