Bets on Jailhouse Romance

[shockandawe]

Okay, anyone who knows Criag knows that he can work that sh*t like no one else... even from a cell!
After all, rumor has it that he used to have a guard smuggle him out of the "honor ranch" set up in Lompoc, where he was spirited away to a local motel for booty parties with fitness chicks and other female fans who wrote and fell in love with him (and there were plenty).

I'd likely take a bet with anyone who would suggest he is not capable of something like this (maybe not getting out for a casual romp but getting drugs, special privileges, etc....)  I say he's already got county licked and is prepping for his arrival into a bigger population. This is one reason he'll take the rap, even if Kelly is guilty, because A) he caused the misery in both women's lives and B) because he knows how to handle the big house like no one any of us likely know!

[JamieX4200]

your stupid... nobody wants to go to jail/prison, and there is a difference.. and a price to be payed for all of those things.

[G o a t b o y]

Okay, anyone who knows Criag knows that he can work that sh*t like no one else... even from a cell!
After all, rumor has it that he used to have a guard smuggle him out of the "honor ranch" set up in Lompoc, where he was spirited away to a local motel for booty parties with fitness chicks and other female fans who wrote and fell in love with him (and there were plenty).

I'd likely take a bet with anyone who would suggest he is not capable of something like this (maybe not getting out for a casual romp but getting drugs, special privileges, etc....)  I say he's already got county licked and is prepping for his arrival into a bigger population. This is one reason he'll take the rap, even if Kelly is guilty, because A) he caused the misery in both women's lives and B) because he knows how to handle the big house like no one any of us likely know!

Craig, all 160 lbs of him, will be some guy's bitch in the state pen.


Hope this helps. 

[Bronx]

Hate to say it....but it's probably true...the country club craig went to the first time....nothing compared to where he "may" end up this time. First of all, the first one, if you look at all the pics...was full of rednecks...something tells me the first Michael Clark Duncan look-a-like that gets a shot as Craig...is going to turn him out...

[Special Ed]

Craiggers just needs to get a couple swastika and white power tats and then join the Aryan Brotherhood. They'll be happy to have him and he'll do just fine. All you people rambling on about prison rape and Craig becoming somebody's bitch are watching too much Oz. Craig knows how to handle himself and will be just fine. He'll get his juice in prison by sharing with the guards. I don't think the guy will be all that uncomfortable in the big house. And I'm sure if you write to him, he'll answer all your steroid questions for free.

Special "Prison Pen Pal" Ed

[onlyme]

I'm pretty sure Craig will find his soul mate in prison

[Bronx]

Looks like England still hasn't figured out dental hygiene...

[tommywishbone]

What the hell is on the guys face in that photo? Who are those guys? I want to party with those guys!

[Karl Kox]

Okay, anyone who knows Criag knows that he can work that sh*t like no one else... even from a cell!
After all, rumor has it that he used to have a guard smuggle him out of the "honor ranch" set up in Lompoc, where he was spirited away to a local motel for booty parties with fitness chicks and other female fans who wrote and fell in love with him (and there were plenty).

I'd likely take a bet with anyone who would suggest he is not capable of something like this (maybe not getting out for a casual romp but getting drugs, special privileges, etc....)  I say he's already got county licked and is prepping for his arrival into a bigger population. This is one reason he'll take the rap, even if Kelly is guilty, because A) he caused the misery in both women's lives and B) because he knows how to handle the big house like no one any of us likely know!

if you beleive any of that your stupid

[shockandawe]

Ok, Karl... no offense, but that was from the horse's mouth. And it was definitely confirmed by the girls he met at the motel. We used to visit him up in Lompoc, on visiting day, and that was straight up!

[bigdumbbell]

Ok, Karl... no offense, but that was from the horse's mouth. And it was definitely confirmed by the girls he met at the motel. We used to visit him up in Lompoc, on visiting day, and that was straight up!

that's about all he can handle a jailhouse romance

[Billy Rosewood]

Okay, anyone who knows Criag knows that he can work that sh*t like no one else... even from a cell!
After all, rumor has it that he used to have a guard smuggle him out of the "honor ranch" set up in Lompoc, where he was spirited away to a local motel for booty parties with fitness chicks and other female fans who wrote and fell in love with him (and there were plenty).

I'd likely take a bet with anyone who would suggest he is not capable of something like this (maybe not getting out for a casual romp but getting drugs, special privileges, etc....)  I say he's already got county licked and is prepping for his arrival into a bigger population. This is one reason he'll take the rap, even if Kelly is guilty, because A) he caused the misery in both women's lives and B) because he knows how to handle the big house like no one any of us likely know!


If you believe that's how its going down, and it helps you sleep at night, great.  But the fact is, Craig at his dramatically reduced body weight is no longer physically imposing, and he will be target NUMERO UNO from the second he steps into gen. pop.  He's in deep trouble, and he knows it.

[onlyme]

I hope you don't believe Craig is going to be something special in prison.  Those guys in their are going to teach him very quick how things will work.  Craig is not big by any means even in shape.  Sorry but even at his biggest what is he 5'9" 250.  That is nothing special.  All that would do is put a big bulls-eyes onhis ass for the real thugs in prison.  He is in for a very bad time.  Espcecially with his attitude.  His best bet would be play humble and nice.  If he goes in there acting tough he will have a hard life in there

[biggriss]

I hope you don't believe Craig is going to be something special in prison.  Those guys in their are going to teach him very quick how things will work.  Craig is not big by any means even in shape.  Sorry but even at his biggest what is he 5'9" 250.  That is nothing special.  All that would do is put a big bulls-eyes onhis ass for the real thugs in prison.  He is in for a very bad time.  Espcecially with his attitude.  His best bet would be play humble and nice.  If he goes in there acting tough he will have a hard life in there