Author Topic: All forms of exercise are stupid (Read 6973 times)

dr.chimps · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:08:15 PM »

Scu**o?

The True Adonis · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:08:27 PM »

I like to use chalk before I do my Frans and WODS.

Sometimes I will post pictures of my hands covered in chalk on Instagram.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:08:48 PM »

Better calves than Wolf

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #28 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:08:48 PM »

I know who this is.

SamoanIrishman · « **Reply #29 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:09:09 PM »

uh Shizzo?

Shockwave · « **Reply #30 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:09:18 PM »

Haha. Now I get it. Shi**o is stupid. Haha.

ProudVirgin69 · « **Reply #31 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:10:10 PM »

Shizzo is stupid. Great, let's all make more threads about shizzo

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #32 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:18:18 PM »

Krank is pissy. I think he needs a "WOD". Someone shoot one.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #33 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:23:30 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2014, 04:18:18 PM

Krank is pissy. I think he needs a "WOD". Someone shoot one.

Certainly won't be you....never seen a vagina ever shoot a 'wod'. Still want to play Joey? Get that bolster seat for your office chair....could be a long night for you.

JBGRAY · « **Reply #34 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:25:06 PM »

I'm sure you would enjoy shoveling the MEGATONS of horseshit in New York City.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #35 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on January 15, 2014, 04:23:30 PM

Certainly won't be you....never seen a vagina ever shoot a 'wod'. Still want to play Joey? Get that bolster seat for your office chair....could be a long night for you.

I don't think so. You still can't even figure out what the snatch balance was/is. Needless to say, you have more time than me. Need a job? I can use another chiropractor in my gym.

Krankenstein · « **Reply #36 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:29:10 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2014, 04:26:20 PM

I don't think so. You still can't even figure out what the snatch balance was/is. Needless to say, you have more time than me. Need a job? I can use another chiropractor in my gym.

Show me where the guy had the bar racked on his shoulders which is an INTEGRAL part of the Snatch Balance. Right? Tell me I am wrong.

Why do you think I have more time than you? I can work less than you and make more. Owwwwwwwww

The True Adonis · « **Reply #37 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:29:41 PM »

Quote from: JBGRAY on January 15, 2014, 04:25:06 PM

I'm sure you would enjoy shoveling the MEGATONS of horseshit in New York City.

I happen to like the smell of horseshit, thank you.

mr.turbo · « **Reply #38 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:34:12 PM »

all equipoise

Wiggs · « **Reply #39 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:35:52 PM »

Be careful with those lethal weapons stud. That punch would killed any mortal man.

calfzilla · « **Reply #40 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:36:27 PM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on January 15, 2014, 04:29:41 PM

I happen to like the smell of horseshit, thank you.

Yeah wouldn't say I like the smell but why is horseshit so much tolerable than all other types of shit?

Radical Plato · « **Reply #41 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:36:42 PM »

All drugs.

Not all forms of transport are stupid.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #42 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:37:18 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on January 15, 2014, 04:29:10 PM

Show me where the guy had the bar racked on his shoulders which is an INTEGRAL part of the Snatch Balance. Right? Tell me I am wrong.

Why do you think I have more time than you? I can work less than you and make more. Owwwwwwwww

I wish I could figure out a way to send you the USAW manual just to shut you up but I have a feeling it wouldn't help especially since you can't admit when you're wrong. Lets try this again...

1. Press Behind Neck
2. Snatch Press Behind Neck
3. Overhead Squat
4. Snatch Balance
5. Power Snatch

#4..what does it read in that progression of teaching?

Big Chiro Flex · « **Reply #43 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:41:55 PM »

Quote from: Wiggs on January 15, 2014, 04:35:52 PM

Be careful with those lethal weapons stud. That punch would killed any mortal man.

Wiggs · « **Reply #44 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:44:12 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 15, 2014, 04:41:55 PM

Krankenstein · « **Reply #45 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:44:48 PM »

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2014, 04:37:18 PM

I wish I could figure out a way to send you the USAW manual just to shut you up but I have a feeling it wouldn't help especially since you can't admit when you're wrong. Lets try this again...

1. Press Behind Neck
2. Snatch Press Behind Neck
3. Overhead Squat
4. Snatch Balance
5. Power Snatch

#4..what does it read in that progression of teaching?

Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 15, 2014, 09:12:22 AM

The snatch balance is part of the lift Krank. The last frame in this progression is called the SNATCH BALANCE!

This is the last I will say about this you obtuse retard. You showed a pic of a guy doing a FULL SNATCH (your direct quote and pic shown above). The guy at NO POINT racked the bar on his shoulders and then did a snatch balance. I pointed out to you what a snatch balance was.

Going by your absolute moronic logic....when did he do #5??? I will ask one last time...are you TRULY this stupid that you can't admit you are wrong?

Krankenstein · « **Reply #46 on:** January 15, 2014, 04:55:13 PM »

Quote from: Chiro Flex on January 15, 2014, 04:05:37 PM

I was gnawing away viciously like an alpha male on my apple while driving and I just punched myself in the face due to a miscalculation. Stupid.

I was always under the impression you liked bananas.....well, for obvious reasons.

Coach is Back! · « **Reply #47 on:** January 15, 2014, 05:06:23 PM »

If I WERE wrong I would admit it. But.....

booty · « **Reply #48 on:** January 15, 2014, 05:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Krankenstein on January 15, 2014, 04:55:13 PM

I was always under the impression you liked bananas.....well, for obvious reasons.

I thought it was giant cucumbers.

Wolfox · « **Reply #49 on:** January 15, 2014, 05:17:58 PM »

Heard he's moved on to eggplants.