Author Topic: Angelina Jolie files for divorce from Brad Pitt...Too much weed, booze and anger  (Read 26119 times)

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He probably hit redial his phone and was pounding pussy 5min after she told him its over

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Angelina looks mentally unstable, so good for Brad.

I never got what he saw in her.  Now he can go on a rampage. :D

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As if this was ever going to "go the distance". Haha.

She's horrific. Blew Billy Bob in a limo on the way to the Oscars. Drug fiend. Makes out with her brother. Skeletal mess. Adopts 10 sand kids a year.

Run, Brad! Happy for you, my man.

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I never got what he saw in her.  Now he can go on a rampage. :D

Full lips and a good rack would be my answer. Too bad she appeared to be a borderline psycho, who started to collect children.


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Should have kicked her out the minute she suggested adopting a little negro

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Should have kicked her out the minute she suggested adopting a little negro
Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...

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Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...

Not sure of the details or If any of the kids are his/theirs, but why choose the shame of a little niglet that's not even yours

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Not sure of the details or If any of the kids are his/theirs, but why choose the shame of a little niglet that's not even yours

they have a family like a fucking Benetton advert.

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Brad wanted kids, thats why he left Aniston...
Omg outed  ;D ;D

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Omg outed  ;D ;D
I have my finger on the pulse...

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If a couple of wide eyed kids like them can't make it, what chance do the rest of us have?
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He's paid his debt to the illuminati and is now free to go on with his life.

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Jolie spends half her time travelling the world campaigning on "humanitarian" issues and taking pics with refugees.

Pitt is just your typical Hollywood lib-douche.

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I have my finger on the pulse...
Daily Mirror of peas

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200  million dollar hollywood stars

its like they cant get any higher! year after the year the sum remains the same


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May the term Brangilina be stricken from all public monuments and obelisks. May the name be not spoken as ordered by his royal highness . So it is written , so it shall be done.

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She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.

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She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.

One may assume he has been playing with funbags on the side, thus the breakup.

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One may assume he has been playing with George Michael in a public toilet, thus the breakup.



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She had a double mastectomy.   Brad has no funbags to play with anymore.
No boobs=no use to use. Even a tranny has breasts.

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You really think BP is gay, DP?

I think he's a confused bisexual.












Oh wait, ALL bisexuals are confused by default :D

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Does he wear a hairpiece?

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You would feel different when Adele kicked her man out of her house