Explain something about soccer

[chaos]

hahahaa. the only thing that your government is raping is YOUR asses haha. On a daily fucking basis.

One minute you're whining about how they fucked the worlds economy, now you're saying the only thing they are raping is us..........make up your mind.

[spinnis]

One minute you're whining about how they fucked the worlds economy, now you're saying the only thing they are raping is us..........make up your mind.

thats was a shot against the whole healthcare ordeal

[spinnis]

Haha  , brother I live in Norway.... this is where I pay my taxes  

hhahahaha poor ol' americanos

soon chaos will slip, break his pinky finger and be in debt for the rest of his life even with full health insurance  

and wtf are you doing up this late xer?

[chaos]

Haha  , brother I live in Norway.... this is where I pay my taxes  

hhahahaha poor ol' americanos

soon chaos will slip, break his pinky finger and be in debt for the rest of his life even with full health insurance 

and wtf are you doing up this late xer?

Yes, I can see why millions of people from all over the world are scrambling to move to your countries every year. 

[spinnis]

I am in Thailand... time is about 9 AM, I can't sleep, too much beer... I love getbig and I admit I'm a nerd so I hang here even on vacation (when I'm at the hotel)

its 3:40 here and I have no idea what Im still doing up lol

[Shockwave]

Man I've got nothing but love for the US. Don't get me wrong... all I'm sayin is leave the beautiful game alone 

Its not beautiful tho man! Its dull and boring! Where the hell do they get "The beautiful game"? From the sluts on the sidelines? If so I wholehearedley agree. If theyre talking about the game, hell no, most boring 90 minutes ever.

[jr]

Newsflash: All sports are boring to watch. The exception being oiled men in thongs doing battle on stage during the posedown.

[chaos]

I'm a immigrant euro douche.  

You're honest about it, Swede is in denial.

I blame it on his short stature.

[Shockwave]

That is your opinion though... I could watch this guy play forever and ever...

People like different things, our culture is different thats just the way it is. I, like Swede, was bored to death with the superbowl, but then again I'm a immigrant euro douche.  

I guess man... I tried to watch that, and had to stop at 34.. all it showed was a man kicking a ball while others chased him. Yeah, Im sure it takes skill, but its about as much fun to watch as paint drying. 

[Ursus]

Football is great fun to play because it is so simple.

You can play it almost anywhere.

[Shockwave]

I'm only 5'8 though  
Oh well... at least we have men in thongs in common     (wtf lol)

This is truth. Men in thongs = Sport of kings.

[epic_alien]

and after all this arguing,

the score still is 0-0
 pathetic

just like soccer

[Meso_z]

[dj181]

Speaking of the American image in Europe, I'm an American guy living here in Europe, and a few years back my Irish friends and I had some problems with da POlice here in poland, basically being drunk and disorderly. Well after they let us go, and we were about 200 yards from them, my two Irish friends turned to face them and they shouted, "Ireland! IRA!" And the cops just stood there with blank looks in their eyes, and then I shouted, "USA!!!" and you could see that the cops were clearly irate and highly aggitated when they heard "USA" LOL

[Samourai Pizzacat]

Feel free to ignore soccer.

[Palpatine Q]

Soccer would be better with a few tweaks.

Like letting the players pick up the ball with their hands to advance it more effectively......and instead of trying to kick it to each other, maybe throw it and  catch it.....rather than looking like an incompetent asshole running around in circles chasing a ball.


That would be a pretty good sport, we have something like that here in the states

[dj181]

Don't forget that golfers are better ATHLETES! LOL

[Samourai Pizzacat]

Soccer would be better with a few tweaks.

Like letting the players pick up the ball with their hands to advance it more effectively......and instead of trying to kick it to each other, maybe throw it and  catch it.....rather than looking like an incompetent asshole running around in circles chasing a ball.


That would be a pretty good sport, we have something like that here in the states

Soccer needs video assisted refs, otherwise its good.

[the_steevo_uk]

You americans should only watch highlights, you don't have the patience for a full 90minutes  .

seriously...one of the best adverts to ever come out in England...sums it up beautifully

[Mr Nobody]

You americans should only watch highlights, you don't have the patience for a full 90minutes  .

Agreed.

[Palpatine Q]

i dont need to be watching sports that test my patience....i got plenty of other things in my life for that

[Hulkotron]

Everyone's going apeshit right now on ESPN due to a 1-1 draw

[Fury]

Soccer would be better with a few tweaks.

Like letting the players pick up the ball with their hands to advance it more effectively......and instead of trying to kick it to each other, maybe throw it and  catch it.....rather than looking like an incompetent asshole running around in circles chasing a ball.


That would be a pretty good sport, we have something like that here in the states

[TacoBell]

i dont need to be watching sports that test my patience....i got plenty of other things in my life for that

X10000000

[Ursus]

Does handegg not test the patience more?

Is it not like 3 hours long a game?