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Getbig Female Info Boards => Open Talk for Girl Discussion => Topic started by: xxxLinda on May 27, 2007, 02:27:52 PM
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Some survey I read recently said like 10 for men and 4 for women...
Is that per year?
xL in da
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and ps: re your pm: I've not lost count, I remember every single last one of them. Do you?
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Can't count um' and i don't care...we live and learn. No regrets.
Lisa
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Can't count um' and i don't care...we live and learn. No regrets.
Lisa
Very good answer :)
PB
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The amount of people Ive had sex with is diffrent than those who I have made love with ....
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change the wordings on this question slightly and suddenly women get very very uncomfy
"how many times have you been fucked?
i ws once pissed at my friend Amy for sleeping with someone wayy below her caliber..anyhow i knew she ws feeling bad about it also but she ws being defiant in her indignance and so she said " yeah J i fuck him let get over it"
my responce " no honey you allowed yourself to be fucked by him"
the subtle change in language didn't sit with her very well...
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The amount of people Ive had sex with is diffrent than those who I have made love with ....
Aint that the truth...i guess i should have answered a little different...
Made love to- maybe 5 or 6 (not bad for being 40).
Had sex with- lots and lots and lots and lots.
Lisa
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"how many times have you been fucked?
See, i don't mind this kind of stuff...these questions...so...
How many times have i BEEN fucked- lots and lots and lots.
How many times have i FUCKED a guy- about 7 of them...one being my husband back in 99' when he was home on leave and i saw him at a party in the park...i fucked him for a week or so...he went back to being stationed in Japan and that was that. I didn't care if i saw him again. Then i contacted him in 2002 and it was nice and it was different ;D
Lisa
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change the wordings on this question slightly and suddenly women get very very uncomfy
"how many times have you been fucked?
i ws once pissed at my friend Amy for sleeping with someone wayy below her caliber..anyhow i knew she ws feeling bad about it also but she ws being defiant in her indignance and so she said " yeah J i fuck him let get over it"
my responce " no honey you allowed yourself to be fucked by him"
the subtle change in language didn't sit with her very well...
Bingo! You are right many women regret being told they got fucked as opposed to being made love too! I don't believe that "no regrets" bullshit! Aint that the truth...i guess i should have answered a little different...
Made love to- maybe 5 or 6 (not bad for being 40).
Had sex with- lots and lots and lots and lots.
Lisa
Can you explain the comment "Made love to- 5 or 6 times (not bad for being 40)."
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I have had many lovers (people I had sex with or however you want to refer to it) You wouldn't believe me if I told you how many anyway!
P.S. We are talking only intercourse right?
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Can you explain the comment "Made love to- 5 or 6 times (not bad for being 40)."
I was just saying that at the age of 41, i have been "in love" and "made love" with 5 or 6 different guys...i'm sure there are plenty of 40 year olds that have been "in love" many many times. Does that make sense?
Lisa
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I was just saying that at the age of 41, i have been "in love" and "made love" with 5 or 6 different guys...i'm sure there are plenty of 40 year olds that have been "in love" many many times. Does that make sense?
Lisa
I can only assume that it means it there are 4 or 5 guys out there that are feeling incomplete and wondering what the hell did they do wrong? Yes there are many 40+ year olds that are still that are wondering what the hell are they doing wrong! I am happy for you!
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I can only assume that it means it there are 4 or 5 guys out there that are feeling incomplete and wondering what the hell did they do wrong? Yes there are many 40+ year olds that are still that are wondering what the hell are they doing wrong! I am happy for you!
Well 2 died so their out...yeah, i guess the other 1 or 2 may be wondering and then there's the 1 i'm married too...actually he's probably still wondering some stuff too!!!!! HA! HA!
Lisa
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Well 2 died so their out...yeah, i guess the other 1 or 2 may be wondering and then there's the 1 i'm married too...actually he's probably still wondering some stuff too!!!!! HA! HA!
Lisa
hey Lisa has anyone ever told you that you look like the chick from 40 Year Old Virgin, Catherine Keener?
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hey Lisa has anyone ever told you that you look like the chick from 40 Year Old Virgin, Catherine Keener?
No, but i'll go check her out...hope she's a hottie :o
Lisa
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See, i don't mind this kind of stuff...these questions...so...
How many times have i BEEN fucked- lots and lots and lots.
How many times have i FUCKED a guy- about 7 of them...one being my husband back in 99' when he was home on leave and i saw him at a party in the park...i fucked him for a week or so...he went back to being stationed in Japan and that was that. I didn't care if i saw him again. Then i contacted him in 2002 and it was nice and it was different ;D
Lisa
you r single now yes?
nuff said..
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you r single now yes?
nuff said..
What's that supposed to mean? And no, i'm married.
Lisa
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Bingo! You are right many women regret being told they got fucked as opposed to being made love too! I don't believe that "no regrets" bullshit!
or the other classic " WE had sex"
...nu uh..you got fucked..reamed..stuffed. .
of course i dont mind loose women...gives a guy something to do up untill a nice girl comes along..its like masterbation...only inside of a chick :)
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What's that supposed to mean? And no, i'm married.
Lisa
wow i'm surprised...
owell..nunyamy..
people DO buy used cars..
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hey Lisa has anyone ever told you that you look like the chick from 40 Year Old Virgin, Catherine Keener?
Thanks ;). Back in the day when i was young and ripe older people told me i looked like Paula Prentiss.
Lisa
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wow i'm surprised...
owell..nunyamy..
people DO buy used cars..
I'm finding your comments to be quite rude...you can stop now. Thanks.
Lisa
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Well 2 died so their out...yeah, i guess the other 1 or 2 may be wondering and then there's the 1 i'm married too...actually he's probably still wondering some stuff too!!!!! HA! HA!
Lisa
He'll always be wondering but that makes the chase all the more interesting lol! Keep it hot and spicey and don't let him make the mistake the other guys made he needs you!
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He'll always be wondering but that makes the chase all the more interesting lol! Keep it hot and spicey and don't let him make the mistake the other guys made he needs you!
Good things come to those that wait.
Thanks Hustle Man.
Lisa
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I'm finding your comments to be quite rude...
bingo! ::)
hey i read the rules..and i haven't broken 1
and i'm simply voicing my opinion in a politish manner..
would you rather i lie ?
toxic dont lie..
i'm gonna bet your hubby does not read this board..
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bingo! ::)
hey i read the rules..and i haven't broken 1
and i'm simply voicing my opinion in a politish manner..
would you rather i lie ?
toxic dont lie..
i'm gonna bet your hubby does not read this board..
Would you rather i lie? What's the point? As for my hubbie reading this board...yes he can if he wants...i usually never logout even if i'm not on (easier that way) and he knows everything about me...why lie to him? You'd actually be surprised what all i know about him...maybe that's why this relationship works...ever think of that?
Lisa
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Would you rather i lie? What's the point? As for my hubbie reading this board...yes he can if he wants...i usually never logout even if i'm not on (easier that way) and he knows everything about me...why lie to him? You'd actually be surprised what all i know about him...maybe that's why this relationship works...ever think of that?
Lisa
Good point about the honesty!
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Would you rather i lie? What's the point? As for my hubbie reading this board...yes he can if he wants...i usually never logout even if i'm not on (easier that way) and he knows everything about me...why lie to him? You'd actually be surprised what all i know about him...maybe that's why this relationship works...ever think of that?
Lisa
my apologies then IF he knows everything about your sordid past..if a woman told me everything..i wouldn't have a problem either..its lies i cannot stand..despise..detest.. .to a fault..
in MY experience 99.9% of women lie about their whoring past..society dictates it...
..now have i found me a diamond in the rough on getbig...possible....
probable..hardly..
i guess i'll take your word for it..
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my apologies then IF he knows everything about your sordid past..if a woman told me everything..i wouldn't have a problem either..its lies i cannot stand..despise..detest.. .to a fault..
in MY experience 99.9% of women lie about their whoring past..society dictates it...
..now have i found me a diamond in the rough on getbig...possible....
probable..hardly..
i guess i'll take your word for it..
Yes, he knows everything and then some...we live in a world too small to lie about stuff like that...girls talk, guys talk. We are both from the same town although he moved away in the Navy and did not come back until we got together in 2002...i've only lied once about my past to my very first real love when i was 21...that got me nowhere because even though our breakup had nothing to do with my past, i figured it didn't matter anyhow, if i was going to be loved it was going to be unconditionally. Now take my ex husband for example...he didn't want to know so i didn't have to tell him...that's not lieing.
If you came into my bar i work at i'd tell you (and so would the hubby) all the stories that would make you laugh about me and my encounters...i could write a book...why be embarrassed when a past is a past?
Lisa
PS. What is a "sordid past"? I want to know if i lived it.
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your past shapes who you are today...
usually women that have slept with toness n tonnes of guys have emotional handicaps to go along with and hardly make girlfriend material let alone marriage..
as i said..you might be the exception to the rule..
you have to understand my cynicism though..i had a similar argument with Dina 2 yrs ago ...she proudly displayed her marriage as a testament to (open marriages) and <ahem> lucrative pasts..
she is divorced now....
* i sometimes say stuff that most people dont wanna hear...and most guys think but wont say on here..but since i dont date off the internet and never intend to meet anyone from here to "hook up" i really can speak consequence free..
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your past shapes who you are today...
usually women that have slept with toness n tonnes of guys have emotional handicaps to go along with and hardly make girlfriend material let alone marriage..
as i said..you might be the exception to the rule..
you have to understand my cynicism though..i had a similar argument with Dina 2 yrs ago ...she proudly displayed her marriage as a testament to (open marriages) and <ahem> lucrative pasts..
she is divorced now....
* i sometimes say stuff that most people dont wanna hear...and most guys think but wont say on here..but since i dont date off the internet and never intend to meet anyone from here to "hook up" i really can speak consequence free..
::) that's the biggest bunch of horseshit i've ever heard, why is it OK for a dude to fucck all kinds of women but if a woman does it it "psychologically damages" them?
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your past shapes who you are today...
usually women that have slept with toness n tonnes of guys have emotional handicaps to go along with and hardly make girlfriend material let alone marriage..
as i said..you might be the exception to the rule..
you have to understand my cynicism though..i had a similar argument with Dina 2 yrs ago ...she proudly displayed her marriage as a testament to (open marriages) and <ahem> lucrative pasts..
she is divorced now....
* i sometimes say stuff that most people dont wanna hear...and most guys think but wont say on here..but since i dont date off the internet and never intend to meet anyone from here to "hook up" i really can speak consequence free..
Who knows if my marriage will last but if i doesn't, it certainly won't be from our past...we had both been married before a little younger and this time our invitations started out with "Forever begins when we...blah blah blah"...we all know when forever begins but we have no idea how long it lasts...all i know is that our life/my life is really normal right now and i like it. As for an "open marriage"...HELL NO!!! Neither one of us play that game...to each his own, but i believe no marriage will last with that going on. Just because both of us slept around pre marriage does not mean that is what will happen now...we are married, not single...you know the old saying, "what happens when you're single stays when you are single".
Lisa
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::) that's the biggest bunch of horseshit i've ever heard, why is it OK for a dude to fucck all kinds of women but if a woman does it it "psychologically damages" them?
keep sucking "fem" ass..wont get ya anymore ass mate..
it is what it is..you r EXACTLY the kinda person "keepin the hope alive 4 the net hookup person i ws talking about"
wannt know why the difference..
its in the level of effort, genetics and success in life that it takes to get laid for each gender..re read that douchebag cause ya missed out on darwanism ;)
1) scnario 1...a guy walks into a bar grabs the first girl and says " lets fuck" he gets slapped
2) scnario..2)....girl walks into bar and grabs first guy she sees and says " lets fuck" ...guess what..she'll get laid..
guys have to be the alpha male (work hard..be successfull..be goodlooking etc etc to get sum)...even a ugly chick can just spread her legs and there will be line around the block..
at YOURAGE...i feel sorry for you that ya missed out on basic social darwanistic mores..
why do you think most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?
idiots.. ::)
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Who knows if my marriage will last but if i doesn't, it certainly won't be from our past...we had both been married before a little younger and this time our invitations started out with "Forever begins when we...blah blah blah"...we all know when forever begins but we have no idea how long it lasts...all i know is that our life/my life is really normal right now and i like it. As for an "open marriage"...HELL NO!!! Neither one of us play that game...to each his own, but i believe no marriage will last with that going on. Just because both of us slept around pre marriage does not mean that is what will happen now...we are married, not single...you know the old saying, "what happens when you're single stays when you are single".
Lisa
the above is blah blah blah to me...
but i bow..you were honest..
a guy cauld fall in love with that..
i bow out of this argument..you win...honesty withstanding :)
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keep sucking "fem" ass..wont get ya anymore ass mate..
it is what it is..you r EXACTLY the kinda person "keepin the hope alive 4 the net hookup person i ws talking about"
wannt know why the difference..
its in the level of effort, genetics and success in life that it takes to get laid for each gender..re read that douchebag cause ya missed out on darwanism ;)
1) scnario 1...a guy walks into a bar grabs the first girl and says " lets fuck" he gets slapped
2) scnario..2)....girl walks into bar and grabs first guy she sees and says " lets fuck" ...guess what..she'll get laid..
guys have to be the alpha male (work hard..be successfull..be goodlooking etc etc to get sum)...even a ugly chick can just spread her legs and there will be line around the block..
at YOURAGE...i feel sorry for you that ya missed out on basic social darwanistic mores..
why do you think most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?
idiots.. ::)
I was feeling ya until the last question you asked and its not that I don't see it everyday or agree with you but could you explain why YOU think "most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?" I curious this opinion.
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keep sucking "fem" ass..wont get ya anymore ass mate..
it is what it is..you r EXACTLY the kinda person "keepin the hope alive 4 the net hookup person i ws talking about"
wannt know why the difference..
its in the level of effort, genetics and success in life that it takes to get laid for each gender..re read that douchebag cause ya missed out on darwanism ;)
1) scnario 1...a guy walks into a bar grabs the first girl and says " lets fuck" he gets slapped
2) scnario..2)....girl walks into bar and grabs first guy she sees and says " lets fuck" ...guess what..she'll get laid..
guys have to be the alpha male (work hard..be successfull..be goodlooking etc etc to get sum)...even a ugly chick can just spread her legs and there will be line around the block..
at YOURAGE...i feel sorry for you that ya missed out on basic social darwanistic mores..
why do you think most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?
idiots.. ::)
that is correct
for a guy to have sex with a ton of chicks he needs to have alot going for him
a woman just needs to be alive if she desires to have sex with a ton of guys :)
E
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I was feeling ya until the last question you asked and its not that I don't see it everyday or agree with you but could you explain why YOU think "most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?" I curious this opinion.
did you register here on getbig to point out any post that mentions black people? ::)
E
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mydavid did you ever cheated on your husband?
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mydavid did you ever cheated on your husband?
I've never cheated on anyone...husband 1, husband 2 or the few boyfriends i've had...sounds weird but i'm not that confident. I have, though, been cheated on and it was the worst feeling imagineable.
Lisa
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I was feeling ya until the last question you asked and its not that I don't see it everyday or agree with you but could you explain why YOU think "most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?" I curious this opinion.
yeah i threw race in there as a munkey wrench ;D
but ya DO SEE IT everyday...its about coveted prizes..and social mores..
and the proof to what i said is in the puddin mate..ya ever see a rich white guy with a black chick? <of course..there might be exceptions..but usually dosen't happen>
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yeah i threw race in there as a munkey wrench ;D
but ya DO SEE IT everyday...its about coveted prizes..and social mores..
and the proof to what i said is in the puddin mate..ya ever see a rich white guy with a black chick? <of course..there might be exceptions..but usually dosen't happen>
Actually I have seen quite a few rich white guys married to black woman (not the norm OFC) but I agree with your "coveted prizes..and social mores.." comment its sad but true! I wonder what society would covet if we were all one skin color and same hair color? We'd find something to covet I am sure!
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I wonder what society would covet if we were all one skin color and same hair color? We'd find something to covet I am sure!
i did a research paper long time ago on the mating habits of animals (humans included) and found that most females go for taller males..so there ya go..
as bodybuilding goes we then are a countrer culture of sorts..since most bbers are short..
<btw surprisingly lionesses prefer males with black manes>
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keep sucking "fem" ass..wont get ya anymore ass mate..
it is what it is..you r EXACTLY the kinda person "keepin the hope alive 4 the net hookup person i ws talking about"
wannt know why the difference..
its in the level of effort, genetics and success in life that it takes to get laid for each gender..re read that douchebag cause ya missed out on darwanism ;)
1) scnario 1...a guy walks into a bar grabs the first girl and says " lets fuck" he gets slapped
2) scnario..2)....girl walks into bar and grabs first guy she sees and says " lets fuck" ...guess what..she'll get laid..
guys have to be the alpha male (work hard..be successfull..be goodlooking etc etc to get sum)...even a ugly chick can just spread her legs and there will be line around the block..
at YOURAGE...i feel sorry for you that ya missed out on basic social darwanistic mores..
why do you think most rich black guys have white wives but most rich black women DONT have white hubbys?
idiots.. ::)
hahahahahahaha, this coming from a pudgy little mullett headed Pakistani, who are you kidding? i could give a shit less what Lisa or any other woman on here thinks about me, i just don't like hypocrisy, if a guy can do it then a woman should be able to do the same, why don't you post some pictures of these gorgeous white women you've gone out with because where i'm from Pakistani and Indians get laughed at, it tears you up inside that you'll never be white.
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i did a research paper long time ago on the mating habits of animals (humans included) and found that most females go for taller males..so there ya go..
as bodybuilding goes we then are a countrer culture of sorts..since most bbers are short..
<btw surprisingly lionesses prefer males with black manes>
Interesting point I guess taller bigger= a level of security. Maybe its the color contrast of the black manes that get's the female's attention first.
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hahahahahahaha, this coming from a pudgy little mullett headed Pakistani, who are you kidding? i could give a shit less what Lisa or any other woman on here thinks about me, i just don't like hypocrisy, if a guy can do it then a woman should be able to do the same, why don't you post some pictures of these gorgeous white women you've gone out with because where i'm from Pakistani and Indians get laughed at, it tears you up inside that you'll never be white.
meltdown! ;D
well if ya dont like hypocracy ya wouldn't have any problems dating prostitites..way to have standards mate! :) and exactly when did this become about me wanting to be white? lol...
here mate..some ugly paki women 4 ya...lol ::)
http://www.hinab.com/fmlight.htm
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hahahahahah, you're the one who had the meltdown "mate", all i did was make a post saying how i thought what you said was bullshit and you go on a rant talking about my age, how i haven't learned anything about women and human behavoir, etc., your insecurities show through in almost every post you make here, take a look at both of our postting history as far as boards go, i'll gaurantee you that 50 percent of your posts are on the Girl Talk board while i just casually peek in here every once in awhile, and BTW you wanting to be white shows through in all your posts.
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hahahahahah, you're the one who had the meltdown "mate", all i did was make a post saying how i thought what you said was bullshit and you go on a rant talking about my age, how i haven't learned anything about women and human behavoir, etc.,
you still haven't...you are STILL trying to show the women on here how cool you r that you dont care how many guys she's fucked in the past..owell..keep lying..
and BTW you wanting to be white shows through in all your posts.
i ws like this when i moved here..soo i guess i musta been wanting to be white all my life :)
do tell what wanting to be white entails man...i'm all ears..
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blah ..............blah...... blah
did anyone give a number?!?!?!
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i'd ask for your number mike but i dont think laura would like dat...so quit fishing >:(
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ONE ;D
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ONE ;D
smartass... :D
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did you register here on getbig to point out any post that mentions black people? ::)
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No, but this is what I found when I joined so I decided to ask questions I was just curious why blacks are referenced so much? The majority of the time they are mentioned negatively would you agree with that? I just want to know what people think is that wrong?
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you r single now yes?
nuff said..
No, not enough said ProF. Maybe us single older women prefer to stay single.
Nasty remark, but I'll forgive you, you're young and you're perhaps still planning to marry a virgin.
Hey, my thread went longish. Let me catch up. There's even a red warning ahead. I do not wish to review my post.
But I will tell you how many men I've made love with. Every last one of them.
xL
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you still haven't...you are STILL trying to show the women on here how cool you r that you dont care how many guys she's fucked in the past..owell..keep lying..
i ws like this when i moved here..soo i guess i musta been wanting to be white all my life :)
do tell what wanting to be white entails man...i'm all ears..
hahahahaha, only "guys' with tiny endowments care how many men a woman has fuckked, you sound like the type of guy who hounds his girlfriends with questions like "baby, am i the most well hung dude you've been with?" hahahaha, look, in this country you ain't gonna find a woman who hasn't had sex with A LOT of dudes it's just the way our culture is, if you're this insecure about how many men a woman has been with move back to Pakistan where the women stay virgins until they're 28.
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hahahahaha, only "guys' with tiny endowments care how many men a woman has fuckked, hounds his girlfriends with questions like "baby, am i the most well hung dude you've been with?" hahahaha,
wow, I didn't know that. But there again, we're on a website full of short and tiny-ly endowed men aren't we?
Only being provocative
& I hate big dicks, they hurt. & I really really dislike the big egos that go with them.
xL
anyways, that's not the thread. Am I honestly supposed to post about how many Pakistani or Indian men I've taken to my bed? I like 'em... & they love me.
Think I prefer Sikhs, but that's another story. They have rather large dark dangly bits but they are so nice and gentle...
& ps: I'm 75% white and 25% some other dark olively colour which I'll never find out what it is, so I'm not being racist.
I've even bonked more than one black and a few mixed race blokes. Thai/black is a lovely colour... Sweet man. He was number 27. I've kept a mental list.
xL
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wow, I didn't know that. But there again, we're on a website full of short and tiny-ly endowed men aren't we?
Only being provocative
& I hate big dicks, they hurt. & I really really dislike the big egos that go with them.
xL
anyways, that's not the thread. Am I honestly supposed to post about how many Pakistani or Indian men I've taken to my bed? I like 'em... & they love me.
Think I prefer Sikhs, but that's another story. They have rather large dark dangly bits but they are so nice and gentle...
& ps: I'm 75% white and 25% some other dark olively colour which I'll never find out what it is, so I'm not being racist.
I've even bonked more than one black and a few mixed race blokes. Thai/black is a lovely colour... Sweet man. He was number 27. I've kept a mental list.
xL
Hey I'm Thai/Black, you don't think that maybe we... uh naaa couldn't have happened I have only been to England maybe 10 times that would be too much of a coincidence!
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hahahahaha, only "guys' with tiny endowments care how many men a woman has fuckked, you sound like the type of guy who hounds his girlfriends with questions like "baby, am i the most well hung dude you've been with?" hahahaha, look, in this country you ain't gonna find a woman who hasn't had sex with A LOT of dudes it's just the way our culture is, if you're this insecure about how many men a woman has been with move back to Pakistan where the women stay virgins until they're 28.
the great squadfather melts easy... :-\
look at yourself..look at me..who do you think women r gonna believe is insecure? :-\
monami..my face does not look like a cartfulla smashed assholes :)
;)
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wow, I didn't know that. But there again, we're on a website full of short and tiny-ly endowed men aren't we?
Only being provocative
& I hate big dicks, they hurt. & I really really dislike the big egos that go with them.
xL
anyways, that's not the thread. Am I honestly supposed to post about how many Pakistani or Indian men I've taken to my bed? I like 'em... & they love me.
i'm 6 inches..i made a thread about it on the sex eons ago...
it went to 7some pages...
i tell ya though..its a beautifull bronze reddish hue..and aesthetic perfection..
if i could model it..i would...i'm proud of the little guy..
btw..apparently everyother guy on here is 8 or above..too bad for me aye....owell.. :-\
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the great squadfather melts easy... :-\
look at yourself..look at me..who do you think women r gonna believe is insecure? :-\
monami..my face does not look like a cartfulla smashed assholes :)
;)
hahahahahaha, dude you're not white, i'm taller than you, bigger than you, my face looks better than yours and most importantly i'm white, white women laugh at Pakistanis. ;D
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hahahahahaha, dude you're not white, i'm taller than you, bigger than you, my face looks better than yours and most importantly i'm white, white women laugh at Pakistanis. ;D
I take it you don't like this chap?
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I take it you don't like this chap?
no i like Toxie but he tries to come off like he's some guy that women can't resist and it's hilarious, deep down Junaid is a good guy though.
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my face looks better than yours
how about ya put up a picture and prove it aye mayne :)
(http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/th_juni.jpg)
this is what ya call a pwning in progress! ;D
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deep down Junaid is a good guy though.
dont go pulling out yer condom yet...
ya i helped ya out with some shit once..but dood..we r fighting right now....so quit being vaginal..
kepees?
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he tries to come off
wide world of difference between 'tries' and 'is' ;)
;D
i just got me some taco bell..ever ordered 3 tacos and gotton 6? :)
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how about ya put up a picture and prove it aye mayne :)
(http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/th_juni.jpg)
this is what ya call a pwning in progress! ;D
hahahahaha, you aint owning anyone with that picture Toxie, hahahahahas, brutal 13 inch arms, skin tight Z. Cavaricci knock off shirt and Count Dracula face. ;D
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you aint owning anyone with that picture Toxie,
then go ahead..totally own me..
post yer pic next to mine :)
i'm read to be humbled..go ahead..i challange you.. :)
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hahahahaha, you aint owning anyone with that picture Toxie, hahahahahas, brutal 13 inch arms, skin tight Z. Cavaricci knock off shirt and Count Dracula face. ;D
Damn!
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hahahaha, yeah Toxie you own me as far as size and strength go. ;D
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hahahaha, yeah Toxie you own me as far as size and strength go. ;D
as i thought..
busted hidden face..
i repeat..
your face looks like a cart of smashed asshole..where is the face.. :)
and ummmm you r fat! :)
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N OH..everyone else..this guy isnt gonna post a double chin face pic :)
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as i thought..
busted hidden face..
i repeat..
your face looks like a cart of smashed asshole..where is the face.. :)
and ummmm you r fat! :)
hahahaha yeah ok Pakistani Count Dracula. ;D
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how about ya put up a picture and prove it aye mayne :)
(http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/th_juni.jpg)
this is what ya call a pwning in progress! ;D
Isn't the picture from awhile ago? I thought you posted a more recent one awhile back.
Lisa
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Isn't the picture from awhile ago? I thought you posted a more recent one awhile back.
Lisa
i looked better there...
i'll take ANY pic squad can post of himself in comparision...
:)
he talks a big game about insulting others..but when challanged..shys away EVERY SINGLE time from posting a pic..
have we seen one yet of him in this thread?
proof..puddin..
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hahahaha yeah ok Pakistani Count Dracula. ;D
(http://s22.photobucket.com/albums/b327/ProteinFarts/th_index2.jpg)
ok fine..here is the dracula pic..post one up next to THAT one your prettiness :)
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hahahahahaha, be honest Lisa doesn't Toxic look like a Karachi, Pakistan Dracula impersonator?
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hahahahahaha, be honest Lisa doesn't Toxic look like a Karachi, Pakistan Dracula impersonator?
as we all knew..no pic :)
<ahem> ugly is as ugly does ;D
proof puddin...voila!
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as we all knew..no pic :)
<ahem> ugly is as ugly does ;D
proof puddin...voila!
hahahahahaha ok Captain Unibrow ;D hahahaha, dude look at you, monster forehead, unibrow, big pointy hook nose, oh brother. ;D
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EHEM!!!! >:( YOU TWO REALIZE THIS IS A "GIRLS" BOARD, RIGHT? NOT A BASHING BOARD FOR THE GUYS.
Please take your beauty pageant to another board OR get back to the topic.
Ok sweeties? ;D
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EHEM!!!! >:( YOU TWO REALIZE THIS IS A "GIRLS" BOARD, RIGHT? NOT A BASHING BOARD FOR THE GUYS.
Please take your beauty pageant to another board OR get back to the topic.
Ok sweeties? ;D
Ok, so i've had lots and lots and lots of lovers...
Back on the subject, right?
Lisa
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how many is lots and lots and lots?
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Ok sweeties? ;D
okie fiine..i'll let ole double chin be.. :)
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how many is lots and lots and lots?
Can't count :-\
Lisa
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well that was anti-climatcic. well for me at least lol
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well that was anti-climatcic. well for me at least lol
Yea It's only fair for all the times you had a climatic time before your partner... ;D
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if you only knew lol
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if you only knew lol
PROM... ;D
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where are my cheetos..and diet coke?
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where are my cheetos..and diet coke?
ROTFLMAO....good times. ;D
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talk about a streaked peepee stick lol.
nothing like merging threads together
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Ok, so i've had lots and lots and lots of lovers...
Back on the subject, right?
Lisa
women like Mydavid make the world go around for people (like me) who hate to work for it . . . ;D
i'm being serious. some women make getting anywhere w them a second job. >:( it's a good thing I have a knack for avoiding them. :D
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One. ;D
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One. ;D
Today??? ;D
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Today??? ;D
;D
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Hey I'm Thai/Black, you don't think that maybe we... uh naaa couldn't have happened I have only been to England maybe 10 times that would be too much of a coincidence!
Your name isn't Jonathan.
And you'd remember me...
xL
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Your name isn't Jonathan.
And you'd remember me...
xL
Herpes never forgets... ;D
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Herpes never forgets... ;D
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Glad you're back you're seriously hilarious!
xL
Are you saying that from personal experience or did your Doctor tell you to get better?
I read someplace that 1 in 4 suffer from herpes. I have a girlfriend who contracted it in her 30s from oral. She got it real bad and hasn't been the same since. Nor can she sit down comfortably most of the time.
Anyways, this is digression. I would imagine that most people with a contractable STD would stay home nights and wank (if their blisters didn't hurt terribly).
The rest of us turn down those who look suspicious.
I always check blokes out big time all over before even kissing them.
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Today??? ;D
And I bonked his twin brother. That was even more fun. It was when they wanted to bring their father in on the act that I said au revoir.
xL
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Herpes never forgets... ;D
OMFG ROFL
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OMFG ROFL
Is that Oh My, Fuckin Great (Big Nasty Horrid Sore on my Lip and now on your Dick?
I've lost my command of the American language, having not visited the US recently.
Always Sore, I'm sure there's webchatforum for herpes sufferers. You could go there?
xL
How many lovers have you made always sore?
Anyways, I said I'd tell the truth. The way I think I'm going to do this is by quoting Rosanne's sister. It was a TV show we got here in England in the late 80s. Someone asked her, I think she was about to get married or something and being always honest, she said, Well...
"I'm maybe 40, so that's 20-25 years of being sexually active. If I'd loved 3 men a year, that would be 75 men, right?
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more like Oh my, Filthy Girl
:)
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more like Oh my, Filthy Girl
:)
love ya, love it, but what the fuck does it really mean, please?
xL like I care...
What I wanted to do with this thread and I need to yet read it properly, is to prove that it's okay for men and not for women.
If a newish girlfriend you were perhaps attempting to get "serious" with asked you if you'd slept around, would you tell the truth or lie? A little white lie?
Anyways, I reckon most men have slept with most women they can get their hands on, their best friends mother and the priest and the boy scout leader too.
xL
& all women will lie and tell you they are a virgin.
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Is that Oh My, Fuckin Great (Big Nasty Horrid Sore on my Lip and now on your Dick?
I've lost my command of the American language, having not visited the US recently.
Always Sore, I'm sure there's webchatforum for herpes sufferers. You could go there?
xL
How many lovers have you made always sore?
Anyways, I said I'd tell the truth. The way I think I'm going to do this is by quoting Rosanne's sister. It was a TV show we got here in England in the late 80s. Someone asked her, I think she was about to get married or something and being always honest, she said, Well...
"I'm maybe 40, so that's 20-25 years of being sexually active. If I'd loved 3 men a year, that would be 75 men, right?
A ton because I am a terriable breaker upper. In the bedroom...Zero. ;D
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In the bedroom...Zero. ;D
My girlfriend with the seriously rampant herpes down below recommended me a drug for when I get Herpes I, the cold sores on the lip. She says it works great if you catch it before it comes out, when you get the first ping. It's called Zovirax or Aciclovir in England. Honest, they have the drugs nowadays.
You'll live, Always Sore, get over it.
A doctor once asked me when I was like 16 if I was into oral sex. She said be careful and I always have been. I'm so lucky! And sometimes clever. I'm fortunate to have friends who deal with the problems first (sometimes I help them go through them)
And I learn
xL
Enough herpes (although you haven't yet told me a good joke about it)...
You gonna tell us how many fucking lovers you've had?
I'm getting more and more upset with this thread the more I read it. Noone seems to think that every single last lover was a fantastic memory and par for the course.
Except me
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My girlfriend with the seriously rampant herpes down below recommended me a drug for when I get Herpes I, the cold sores on the lip. She says it works great if you catch it before it comes out, when you get the first ping. It's called Zovirax or Aciclovir in England. Honest, they have the drugs nowadays.
You'll live, Always Sore, get over it.
A doctor once asked me when I was like 16 if I was into oral sex. She said be careful and I always have been. I'm so lucky! And sometimes clever. I'm fortunate to have friends who deal with the problems first (sometimes I help them go through them)
And I learn
xL
Enough herpes (although you haven't yet told me a good joke about it)...
You gonna tell us how many fucking lovers you've had?
I'm getting more and more upset with this thread the more I read it. Noone seems to think that every single last lover was a fantastic memory and par for the course.
Except me
So you take your teeth out before...? ;D
I don't have anything but good to know your a sorce for herpes information... ;D
As for lovers, I will say this. Not as many as I have would have liked but nothing better in this world then my last and current. ;)
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EHEM!!!! >:( YOU TWO REALIZE THIS IS A "GIRLS" BOARD, RIGHT? NOT A BASHING BOARD FOR THE GUYS.
Please take your beauty pageant to another board OR get back to the topic.
Ok sweeties? ;D
no problem Laura i'll take it easy on Mr. Pakistani unibrow Count Dracula and i won't say another word about his urine colored complexion and affiliation with Al-Qaeda. ;D
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So you take your teeth out before...? ;D
And I'll not say anything about your knowledge & understanding of the best prostitutes....
Yep, someone told me once that they get all their teeth taken out in order to give great head. They can charge more that way, I'm told. Please confirm?
xL
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And I'll not say anything about your knowledge & understanding of the best prostitutes....
Yep, someone told me once that they get all their teeth out in order to give great head.
Ya "told you..." ;D
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Ya "told you..." ;D
No more like :o :o
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no problem Laura i'll take it easy on Mr. Pakistani unibrow Count Dracula and i won't say another word about his urine colored complexion and affiliation with Al-Qaeda. ;D
If you're dissin (disrespecting) Mr Toxi ProF, I'll stick up for him. He's only had like 50 women and he's got a long way to go. I reckon he treats 'em nice and says goodbye like a real man, so please don't critisize our skin colour. thank you
xL
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If you're dissin (disrespecting) Mr Toxi ProF, I'll stick up for him. He's only had like 50 women and he's got a long way to go. I reckon he treats 'em nice and says goodbye like a real man, so please don't critisize our skin colour. thank you
xL
reads like a note from mom to the neighborhood bully. ;D
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So let's start doing a nice girly board and stop being nasty. Stick to the thread.
xL
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So let's start doing a nice girly board and stop being nasty. Stick to the thread.
xL
Your right I forgot I thought it was poke the crazy girl with a stick day... ;D What was the topic again, how many men have run screaming from your bedroom unable to come to grips with sobering reality... ;D
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If you're dissin (disrespecting) Mr Toxi ProF, I'll stick up for him. He's only had like 50 women and he's got a long way to go. I reckon he treats 'em nice and says goodbye like a real man, so please don't critisize our skin colour. thank you
xL
you're white aren't you?
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Your right I forgot I thought it was poke the crazy girl with a stick day... ;D What was the topic again, how many men have run screaming from your bedroom unable to come to grips with sobering reality... ;D
funny, okay, let's PLEASE return to funny. I've never kicked anyone out. I've been so careful it's ridiculous.
AS: I had the most hilarious rant with Mr Arvilla the other night, so you're easy peasy.
xL
Edit me. Delete me.
I'm aiming for 100 lovers or one fantastic husband before I die. I'll lie to all of them.
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funny, okay, let's PLEASE return to funny. I've never kicked anyone out. I've been so careful it's ridiculous.
AS: I had the most hilarious rant with Mr Arvilla the other night, so you're easy peasy.
xL
Edit me. Delete me.
I'm aiming for 100 lovers or one fantastic husband before I die. I'll lie to all of them.
No doubt they will lie about you also... ;D I bet your just like a moped... ;D
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you're white aren't you?
Yep, that's what my father told me. He looked like James Bond (the Connery one). He was extremely dark. When I was 16 he sat me down and told me he was a bastard. This was a big deal in those days and was heart wrenching for him, I don't think my mothers family were even told that. Both sides of my family were from Liverpool which was a port. My Mums side were massive and all white and my grandad played football.
My fathers mother had 3 boy children by 3 different men. One was a priest, my dad was an engineer. The other one died in the 2nd world war.
Anyways, I asked him just before he died whether he knew his father, what colour he was. I also asked him whether he ever fucked around on my Mum. He travelled all over the world and was drop dead gorgeous. When I was a teenager my mates really thought my Dad was James Bond.
I'll never know.
He swore blind that I'm 100% white Church of England English. I doubt it. I love it.
xL
I'm kinda olive coloured.
and do you know what's really funny? When my Dad's Mum had him, she was married to someone else. My last name is not even my blood name. Haven't a clue.
No wonder I'm all over the place.
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Yep, that's what my father told me. He looked like James Bond (the Connery one). He was extremely dark. When I was 16 he sat me down and told me he was a bastard. This was a big deal in those days and was heart wrenching for him, I don't think my mothers family were even told that. Both sides of my family were from Liverpool which was a port. My Mums side were massive and all white and my grandad played football.
My fathers mother had 3 boy children by 3 different men. One was a priest, my dad was an engineer. The other one died in the 2nd world war.
Anyways, I asked him just before he died whether he knew his father, what colour he was. I also asked him whether he ever fucked around on my Mum. He travelled all over the world and was drop dead gorgeous. When I was a teenager my mates really thought my Dad was James Bond.
I'll never know.
He swore blind that I'm 100% white Church of England English. I doubt it. I love it.
xL
I'm kinda olive coloured.
and do you know what's really funny? When my Dad's Mum had him, she was married to someone else. My last name is not even my blood name. Haven't a clue.
No wonder I'm all over the place.
Next time a simple Yes or No I am sure the man does not have time to read the sad little tale of woe you call family life... ;D
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Yep, that's what my father told me. He looked like James Bond (the Connery one). He was extremely dark. When I was 16 he sat me down and told me he was a bastard. This was a big deal in those days and was heart wrenching for him, I don't think my mothers family were even told that. Both sides of my family were from Liverpool which was a port. My Mums side were massive and all white and my grandad played football.
My fathers mother had 3 boy children by 3 different men. One was a priest, my dad was an engineer. The other one died in the 2nd world war.
Anyways, I asked him just before he died whether he knew his father, what colour he was. I also asked him whether he ever fucked around on my Mum. He travelled all over the world and was drop dead gorgeous. When I was a teenager my mates really thought my Dad was James Bond.
I'll never know.
He swore blind that I'm 100% white Church of England English. I doubt it. I love it.
xL
I'm kinda olive coloured.
and do you know what's really funny? When my Dad's Mum had him, she was married to someone else. My last name is not even my blood name. Haven't a clue.
No wonder I'm all over the place.
hahahahaha, i swear this is one of the funniest gimmicks on this board by far. ;D
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I bet your just like a moped... ;D
Vroom vroom (rev me up...
xL
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hahahahaha, i swear this is one of the funniest gimmicks on this board by far. ;D
I don't think she's a gimmick SF. I think she's for real.
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Vroom vroom (rev me up...
xL
No a moped(you) is fun to ride until your friends see you on it... ;D (embarrassment)
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I don't think she's a gimmick SF. I think she's for real.
that's not what i heard. ;)
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I don't think she's he's a gimmick SF. I think she's he's for real.
Fixed ;D
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that's not what i heard. ;)
Cripes! This gimmick shit has got to stop. If you don't have the BALLS to post under one name, get the f**k off the boards. >:(
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I don't think she's a gimmick SF. I think she's for real.
And that my friends............is the scary part!
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Cripes! This gimmick shit has got to stop. If you don't have the BALLS to post under one name, get the f**k off the boards. >:(
When you shout balls it makes me giggle..just a little... ;D
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I don't think she's a gimmick SF. I think she's for real.
finally you get me. I'm 3 or 5 thousand miles away and as many hours.
I'm Linda in London.
I've proved that
thanks LL
xL
(quite why they start going on about gimmicks when I'm only being real and answering the thread is way beyond my scope of understanding...
maybe I should go get something to eat or watch TV or maybe I'll call the hot 21 year Italian next door.
ps: ask STella or Deedee or Jag/Judi or ~flower~ or Ron or even AS.
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I just type 90wpm and am honest
xL
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Cripes! This gimmick shit has got to stop. If you don't have the BALLS to post under one name, get the f**k off the boards. >:(
LL, do you want me to explain the bloke gimmicks? I tend to just go along with it...
xL
They're funny
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finally you get me. I'm 3 or 5 thousand miles away and as many hours.
I'm Linda in London.
I've proved that
thanks LL
xL
(quite why they start going on about gimmicks when I'm only being real and answering the thread is way beyond my scope of understanding...
maybe I should go get something to eat or watch TV or maybe I'll call the hot 21 year Italian next door.
ps: ask STella or Deedee or Jag/Judi or ~flower~ or Ron or even AS.
Ring Ring Hello Old style Italian Pizzaria how may I help you...OH sure Ms Loonda we will send up your standing order, 3 meat lovers and a case of red, no problem your our best customer... ;D
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ROFL
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Ring Ring Hello Old style Italian Pizzaria how may I help you...OH sure Ms Loonda we will send up your standing order, 3 meat lovers and a case of red, no problem your our best customer... ;D
Cheers darlin'
(See, I said he could be funny and perhaps he's trying to be charming.
I'm not going to go to battle about whether I'm a gimmick or not, okay?
I reckon we could attempt to ask politely (or even make them) be decent if and when they come to the girly place
xL
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how many times have you been fucked?
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Cheers darlin'
(See, I said he could be funny and perhaps he's trying to be charming.
I'm not going to go to battle about whether I'm a gimmick or not, okay?
I reckon we could attempt to ask politely (or even make them) be decent if and when they come to the girly place
xL
I think I threw up a little in my mouth... :-X
It's all supposed to be funny if not I will work harder... ;D
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So make me really laugh. Can you count on your right hand or are you ambidextrous?
xL
I haven't yet done the rolling on the floor or carpet thing yet. I'm still sitting here on my bar stool.
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So make me really laugh. Can you count on your right hand or are you ambidextrous?
xL
OK why is six afraid of seven? ;D
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OK why is six afraid of seven? ;D
I know this one. At least I've heard it before. I just can't remember.
Pray tell?
I hope it has something to do with the fucking thread...
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I know this one. At least I've heard it before. I just can't remember.
Pray tell?
I hope it has something to do with the fucking thread...
Because seven,eight,nine.... ;D
Nope I lost track of this thread a long time ago, for me it just because another round of poke the english "Lady" for laughs... ;D
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six is the smallest perfect number. the next is 28. the only digits that divide into
blah they all go into 6
8128
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six is the smallest perfect number. the next is 28. the only digits that divide into
blah they all go into 6
8128
Is this the number that goes into you? ;D Far from perfect I bet but closer to the number of the beast... ;D
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Because seven,eight,nine.... ;D
Nope another round of poke the english bitch for laughs... ;D
As long as you don't instigate another meltdown I'm fine.
xL
and I so doubt that that could happen again.
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As long as you don't instigate another meltdown I'm fine.
xL
and I so doubt that that could happen again.
No it's much more fun when you play my straitman and keep setting me up. I don't want to see you leave or lose it, this has been fun today. ...ok maybe more so for me... ;D
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im in wales in the UK i'm male 26 and slept with 12 girls. Im goodlooking and the simple reason most men have slept with tonnes more girls than me is this.....
They fuck mingers, ok they can say they've shagged there fair share of hot girls too but you take away the mingers from the list and your probably left with about how many ive slept with or less.
Girls .....usually have slept with more and lie about it or less and cant fuck
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Girls .....usually have slept with more and lie about it or less and cant fuck
bingo...
this is why i will never marry..if i cant trust her on this..
why CAN i trust her :-\
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bingo...
this is why i will never marry..if i cant trust her on this..
why CAN i trust her :-\
To be truthful Toxi, it's none of your business who or how many she slept with "before" you. Just like it is none of her business who/who many you were with prior. What matters is where you both are at that time and where you wanna take it. So if you are going to base getting married or not getting married on this...you're probably gonna be alone a long time. :-\
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To be truthful Toxi, it's none of your business who or how many she slept with "before" you. Just like it is none of her business who/who many you were with prior. What matters is where you both are at that time and where you wanna take it. So if you are going to base getting married or not getting married on this...you're probably gonna be alone a long time. :-\
Bullshit. it is relevant information, each person you sleep with changes you . . . some a little, some a lot.
that said, I'm in favor of non-disclosure . . .
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Bullshit. it is relevant information, each person you sleep with changes you . . . some a little, some a lot.
that said, I'm in favor of non-disclosure . . .
And what does that have to do with who you are with at the present time? Why would it matter to Mike if I slept with 2 guys in my whole life or 20? Unless of course I had some disease...that info is definitely something that should be divulged...not how many people one's has been with. How ever many people you sleep with that you say "changed you to who you are now" is what it is. You can't go back. The person either likes you as you are, or they don't and move on.