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Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« on: January 07, 2014, 08:58:19 AM »
Guys who insert the phrase "wait for it" before they say or write something they think is profound are annoying assholes. What they think is clever is in reality total douchebaggery.
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The Showstoppa

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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 09:06:55 AM »
You are... wait for it...









a bowl of milk and pubes. 
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 09:09:39 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 07, 2014, 09:06:55 AM
You are... wait for it...









a bowl of milk and pubes. 
Weak response
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 09:12:25 AM »
Quote from: jephrius on January 07, 2014, 09:09:39 AM
Weak response

Much like....wait for it....






your reaction to a beautiful woman. 
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2014, 09:22:02 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on January 07, 2014, 09:12:25 AM
Much like....wait for it....






your reaction to a beautiful woman. 
You're not very good at this.
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2014, 09:29:28 AM »
Isn't that from how I meat your mother show?
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2014, 06:45:20 PM »
Quote from: jephrius on January 07, 2014, 09:22:02 AM
You're not very good at this.

Much like..... wait for it.....




What your gf says to you on a regular basis.
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2014, 11:14:15 PM »
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2014, 11:22:01 PM »
Quote from: jephrius on January 07, 2014, 08:58:19 AM
Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks

I bet that's what your weekend pickup said moments before he came in your face, and then next day didn't return your calls.
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2014, 11:31:47 PM »
haha showstoppa giving jephrius a real owning

not an oft-witnessed event
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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #10 on: January 07, 2014, 11:32:09 PM »
Anywho

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Re: Guys that insert the phrase "wait for it" are dicks
« Reply #11 on: January 07, 2014, 11:57:29 PM »

This is from military basic training.  It takes two commands to initiate something  on parade:

  • 1) The preparatory command
  • 2) The command of execution

The preparatory command is the drill sergeant telling everybody what is coming next.  The command of execution is the drill sergeant telling everyone to start doing it.  When you have inexperienced new recruits, some will start to execute on the preparatory command, and the drill sergeant cautions the recruit, "Wait for it!"

This is lampooned often in British film and TV:

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