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« on: January 20, 2012, 03:56:09 PM »
"In a stark new development to the scandal of the abnormal blood , a young bitch filed a complaint against a well known Drama Queen  
"A few weeks ago I moved in to a supposedly good area , but lets not go there. Since then I havnt had a good night sleep as the landlord is scatallogically obsessed with my toilet habits. Not content with doucing me in buckets of water he has now taken to looking as my excrement while muttering "daddy daddy" under his breath. He should go see  Dr Uberluber the psyconanist - ...Never did find out which bug he means and how he got it .....but he has an unhealthy interest in his Grandmother

In a seperate development Leichenschauhaus Morgue declined to say which grunt spilt recently but there were signs of abnormal..... but no dog hairs were found "
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« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2012, 03:58:42 PM »
"In a stark new development to the scandal of the abnormal blood , a young bitch filed a complaint against a well known Drama Queen 
"A few weeks ago I moved in to a supposedly good area , but lets not go there. Since then I havnt had a good night sleep as the landlord is scatallogically obsessed with my toilet habits. Not content with doucing me in buckets of water he has now taken to looking as my excrement while muttering "daddy daddy" under his breath. He should go see  Dr Uberluber the psyconanist - ...Never did find out which bug he means and how he got it .....but he has an unhealthy interest in his Grandmother

In a seperate development Leichenschauhaus Morgue declined to say which #girl spilt recently but there were signs of abnormal..... but no dog hairs were found "

HAHAHAHAHA I am serious when I say I spilled my fucking drink hahahaha very well written wish I had that skill.

Congratns :D that was funny and witty.

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« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2012, 10:06:11 AM »
Latest pic of Gloria noGainer after her recent waterboarding experience

First I was afraid
I was petrified
Kept thinking I could never live
without you by my side
But I spent so many nights
thinking how you did me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to survive
and so you're back
from outer space
I just walked in to find you here
with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed my stupid lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me

Go on now go walk out the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore
weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye
you think I'd crumble
you think I'd lay down and die
Oh no, not I
I will survive
as long as i know how to love
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my love to give
and I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
not to fall apart
kept trying hard to mend
the pieces of my broken heart
and I spent oh so many nights
just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
Now I hold my head up high
and you see me
somebody new
I'm not that chained up little person
still in love with you
and so you felt like dropping in
and just expect me to be free
now I'm saving all my loving
for someone who's loving me
Send “I Will Survive”
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