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1. HRH Queen Elizabeth II
2. HRH The Duke Of Edinburgh
3. Bush Senior
4. Madonna
5. Big Ramy
Throw 'em up...
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1. HRH Queen Elizabeth II
2. HRH The Duke Of Edinburgh
3. Bush Senior
4. Madonna
5. Big Ramy
Throw 'em up...
Bush senior. Charlie Sheen. Tony Iommi. George Soros. I though The Duke was already gone anyways...
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Kirk douglas
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Bernie Sanders
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Carter, McCain, Clinton (both).
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Betty White
Stan Lee
Dick Van Dyke
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Carl Reiner
Monty Hall
Jake LaMotta
Ed Asner
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Man Baby Trump
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Most amazing to me is that some many chronic 365 day bodybuilding substance abusers are still alive....
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Betty White
Stan Lee
Dick Van Dyke
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Carl Reiner
Monty Hall
Jake LaMotta
Ed Asner
they have self preserving technology. when they die they just download themselves onto a harddrive
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Betty White
Stan Lee
Dick Van Dyke
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Carl Reiner
Monty Hall
Jake LaMotta
Ed Asner
Deader than DJ181's steroid hormone receptors
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Whats the point of having a Deathpool with people in their 80's and 90's? Is it really a surprise if they die?
You probably shouldn't have anyone over the age of 70.
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Seth Rogen
Lead singer of some rock band
Trudeau
Tom Cruise
Al Roper
Jonah Hill
Hellen Miren
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Seth Rogen
Lead singer of some rock band
Trudeau
Tom Cruise
Al Roper
Jonah Hill
Hellen Miren
There you go! A true list.
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Deader than DJ181's steroid hormone receptors
;D
Always sucked that Alexis Augello killed himself, should have been hector Camacho instead
Hopefully Sir Paul lives to see another 20
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Deader than DJ181's steroid hormone receptors
Yes I fucked up. LaMotta died in 2017.
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Bostin Lloyd
Justin Compton
Douglas Oty
Big Ramy
Big Lenny
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Bostin Lloyd
Justin Compton
Douglas Oty
Big Ramy
Big Lenny
Big Lenny is a real possibility :(
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Ed Sheeran, he will turn 27 next year and join the 27 club.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg/190px-Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg)
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Ed Sheeran, he will turn 27 next year and join the 27 club.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg/190px-Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg)
There is a problem when this douche is literally one of the biggest influences on the planet.
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Ed Sheeran, he will turn 27 next year and join the 27 club.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg/190px-Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg)
Do you think he is interested in joining the kill himself club?
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There is a problem when this douche is literally one of the biggest influences on the planet.
I quite agree....
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Deader than DJ181's steroid hormone receptors
Btw, when dd you have pre fight weigh in?
Was it a few hours before or the day before, and how much weight did you cut to make weight?
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Ed Sheeran, he will turn 27 next year and join the 27 club.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg/190px-Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg)
Who ???
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Ed Sheeran, he will turn 27 next year and join the 27 club.
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg/190px-Ed_Sheeran_%288508821340%29.jpg)
I thought bigmc was older? Although he does appear to have gained mass since his infamous video with Joon.
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I hate these but anyways
1-Uncle Joon- All his gimmicks turn on him and virtually cave his giant nose into his brain
2-Dj 181, I would say overdose of steroids but those are probably bunk. No I feel he will meet his demise while having one too many narcissistic rages in front of the wrong chickie who will proceed to beat him to death with a pack of twinkies. He did finally get his arms up to 14 and 1/2 inches and his quads up to 12 inches from 8 so he did die knowing he accomplished something6-
3-Shizzo. Suicide after getting perma banned from every bodybuilding website out there. Oh and also from an overdose of alcohol and pecker nectar. His dying words were rumoured to be, "all these sailors, gimmicks, every last one of them"
4-Matt C-While having a sleepover with all 22 of his baby mommas he accidentaly gets smothered by a couple of the fat ones in his sleep. Sadly he had just got an article with md approved for publication entitled Vince Goodrums Pumps his Guns Instead Of Some Cheating Husband's Ass. Luckily Matt had cashed out his crypto currency and was esitmated to be worth $1 Billion dollars at death making him only the second richest getbigger in history behind Suck My Muscle. This ensures Matt'c Children Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Vince, Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt, Ron, plus the 4 sets of twins not yet born until later this year are ensured a long and prosperous life in Thunder Bay
5-Vince Goodrum- While giving yet another one of South Carloina's Infamous cheating husbands the 8 inch kielbasa in walks the man's very irate 400lbs wife who screams "Homewrecker!!!" while brandishing a machete. Unfortunately Vince's Box Cutters and Small spray bottle of bleach are not in the corduroy jeans around his ankle, but in the pocket of his 8 Ball Leather jacket which he left on the coat rack by the front door. There is a court battle going on currently between ex husband and getbig hall of famer Vissy and Vince's Cousin Shawn over whom gets the Caliber Fitness Empire and more improtantly his $100 Youtube Royalty check
6-EsFitness- You might think he will go out in a blaze of glory but you would be wrong. EsFitness after years of being an outlaw, too much smack, crack, wacky tobac, and Cognac, along with bad spider bites, tons of gear, not taking any disrespect and 5 coca colas each at breakfast lunch and dinner decides to go 100% Home Grown organic fruits vegtables, free range eggs, grass fed beeef and dairy. His body rejects all these healthy foreign products and it rebels against him and he croaks after injesting 3 free range eggs cook in 100% organic Coconut Oil.
After news of his passing hit the world, all the prisons, sherrif's departments, celebrities he trained and the state of mexico itself all hang their respective flags at half mass. Rumour has it Linda wants Es Buried beside Bruce in Seattle
7-Vince Basile---Well Fitness Frenzy tells it so well
written by ironmeister and FitnessFrenzy.
One night, after a few too many glasses of cheap red wine from Aldi, Basile decides to test out his new biceps supinator exo-skeleton suit, which is a machine he has nicknamed "Mona".
As Basile painfully gets up from his dirty kitchen chair, he takes a screw wrench in his shaking hand and slowly walks into the living room. On the dusty shelf stands a replica of the Sandow statue and some wrinkled, wet magazines with men of an erotic nature. It is good that Getbig never asks about a love life or a wife … "only gay, if you want it to be" he thinks to himself.
Further into the living room, he sees the machine that he has been working on for so long. Mona, the machine, looks magnificent. There are blue stars on the side of the machine, which he has carved out from lapis lazuli.
Still a little drunk from the cheap red wine, Basile sits down into the heavily modified biceps supinator, which is now more like a real powered exoskeleton. As he slowly sits down into the machine, a visor folds down onto his face. As Mona starts up, Basile starts the voice command. "Load Getbig, Gossip & Opinions", he tells Mona. Wearing the exoskeleton, Basile looks like a kind of old rusty terminator.
As Getbig is starting up on Basile's LCD head visor, Mona says to him: "Master, there is an incoming call". "Who is it from, Basile says?". Mona replies. "I can't see, but the call is from Regina, Saskatchewan". Basile then says: "notify the Canadian police". Fucking Avesher, he says to himself.
When Getbig finally loads, Basile posts in a few shitty threads as usual and desperately tries to prove once again his long ago forgotten achievements in the bodybuilding scene.
Mona then comes with a warning: "Master, ironmeister is now online". "Launch a few gimmick attacks at this vile scum", Basile says nervously.
After bashing Goodrum and being owned by a few tiny tits on Getbig, Basile stands up in the exoskeleton suit, which has powered hydraulics to help him move around. He then exits his house and tells Mona to prepare the jet thrusts. As the thrust begins to fire up, Basile flies up in the skies like Iron Man. As he flies over Manly beach, he is reminded of the apartment, he once had, that he should never have sold. Arnold's dried up cum is still hidden somewhere in that apartment.
Suddenly, the thrusters break down and Basile realizes that he only has a few seconds left to live. Grasping his 15.1 inch chubby arm, he visualizes for the last time the moment he measured the mighty guns of the oak…then he hit's Sydney's hard asphalt and feels his dentures going through his brain…then all turns black.
"Flotsam and jetsam", "wake up, Vince" a soft voice sounds in the utter blackness. Basile opens his heavy eyes and looks into a white room without walls. A man in a bunny suit is sitting in front of him…"welcome to heaven son", Jesus says. Basile rubs his eyes in amazement and says "is Nasser here?, is Oliva already here?" Bunny Jesus smiles and does not answer. He points his finger towards a white house and a garden situated in the horizon.
After a long walk Basile finally reaches the beautiful house and knocks on the door. The door opens and Ron smiles at him…"Welcome Basile, I have something for you". He turns and walks to the table in the center of the room…Basile follows him until suddenly he stops and freezes in awe.
Blue shiny stars are standing on the table…"a lifetime award for the oldest Getbigger". Basile takes a big breath and shakes his head " finally after all those years"…a tear is sliding down his cheek.
that my friends are my predictions for 2018
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I hate these but anyways
1-Uncle Joon- All his gimmicks turn on him and virtually cave his giant nose into his brain
2-Dj 181, I would say overdose of steroids but those are probably bunk. No I feel he will meet his demise while having one too many narcissistic rages in front of the wrong chickie who will proceed to beat him to death with a pack of twinkies. He did finally get his arms up to 14 and 1/2 inches and his quads up to 12 inches from 8 so he did die knowing he accomplished something6-
3-Shizzo. Suicide after getting perma banned from every bodybuilding website out there. Oh and also from an overdose of alcohol and pecker nectar. His dying words were rumoured to be, "all these sailors, gimmicks, every last one of them"
4-Matt C-While having a sleepover with all 22 of his baby mommas he accidentaly gets smothered by a couple of the fat ones in his sleep. Sadly he had just got an article with md approved for publication entitled Vince Goodrums Pumps his Guns Instead Of Some Cheating Husband's Ass. Luckily Matt had cashed out his crypto currency and was esitmated to be worth $1 Billion dollars at death making him only the second richest getbigger in history behind Suck My Muscle. This ensures Matt'c Children Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Vince, Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt, Ron, plus the 4 sets of twins not yet born until later this year are ensured a long and prosperous life in Thunder Bay
5-Vince Goodrum- While giving yet another one of South Carloina's Infamous cheating husbands the 8 inch kielbasa in walks the man's very irate 400lbs wife who screams "Homewrecker!!!" while brandishing a machete. Unfortunately Vince's Box Cutters and Small spray bottle of bleach are not in the corduroy jeans around his ankle, but in the pocket of his 8 Ball Leather jacket which he left on the coat rack by the front door. There is a court battle going on currently between ex husband and getbig hall of famer Vissy and Vince's Cousin Shawn over whom gets the Caliber Fitness Empire and more improtantly his $100 Youtube Royalty check
6-EsFitness- You might think he will go out in a blaze of glory but you would be wrong. EsFitness after years of being an outlaw, too much smack, crack, wacky tobac, and Cognac, along with bad spider bites, tons of gear, not taking any disresoect and 5 coca colas each at breakfast lunch and dinner decides to go 100% Home Grown organic fruits vegtables, free range eggs, grass fed beeef and dairy. His body rejects all these healthy foreign products and it rebels against him and he croaks after injesting 3 free range eggs cook in 100% organic Coconut Oil.
After news of his passing hit the world, all the prisons, sherrif's departments, celebrities he trained and the state of mexico itself all hang their respective flags at half mass. Rumour has it Linda wants Es Buried beside Bruce in Seattle
7-Vince Basile---Well Fitness Frenzy tells it so well
that my friends are my predictions for 2018
Pecker Nectar? Dude, copyright that shit. Market it as an energy drink for women.
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Pecker Nectar? Dude, copyright that shit. Market it as an energy drink for women.
:o
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There is a problem when this douche is literally one of the biggest influences on the planet.
He’s the musical poster boy of every beta, f ag, libtard kunt, etc. Total tosser.
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He’s the musical poster boy of every beta, f ag, libtard kunt, etc. Total tosser.
Getbig Hall of Famer?
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Perry Saturn
David Dearth
Lee Priest
Kevin Spacey
Casper or whatever the fuck his name is that was involved with J Lo
Barbara Bush
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Regime in Iran (TV news) ;D
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Clint Eastwood.
Donna Brasile.
David Prowse and Peter Mayhew(Vader and Chewbacca).
Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
Morgan Freeman.
Glen Beck.
Tony Iommi.
David Crosby.
Axl Rose.
Bush Sr(too easy).
Bieber(prob live to 100).
William Shatner and George Takei.
Sean Connery.
Bob Dole.
Amanda Bynes.
Willie Nelson.
Judi Dench.
Lady Gaga.
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King Kamali
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Betty White
Stan Lee
Dick Van Dyke
Tony Bennett
Bob Barker
Carl Reiner
Monty Hall
Jake LaMotta
Ed Asner
Actually beat up your nephew or great nephew or some shit of his in high school lol
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I hate these but anyways
1-Uncle Joon- All his gimmicks turn on him and virtually cave his giant nose into his brain
2-Dj 181, I would say overdose of steroids but those are probably bunk. No I feel he will meet his demise while having one too many narcissistic rages in front of the wrong chickie who will proceed to beat him to death with a pack of twinkies. He did finally get his arms up to 14 and 1/2 inches and his quads up to 12 inches from 8 so he did die knowing he accomplished something6-
3-Shizzo. Suicide after getting perma banned from every bodybuilding website out there. Oh and also from an overdose of alcohol and pecker nectar. His dying words were rumoured to be, "all these sailors, gimmicks, every last one of them"
4-Matt C-While having a sleepover with all 22 of his baby mommas he accidentaly gets smothered by a couple of the fat ones in his sleep. Sadly he had just got an article with md approved for publication entitled Vince Goodrums Pumps his Guns Instead Of Some Cheating Husband's Ass. Luckily Matt had cashed out his crypto currency and was esitmated to be worth $1 Billion dollars at death making him only the second richest getbigger in history behind Suck My Muscle. This ensures Matt'c Children Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Vince, Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt, Ron, plus the 4 sets of twins not yet born until later this year are ensured a long and prosperous life in Thunder Bay
5-Vince Goodrum- While giving yet another one of South Carloina's Infamous cheating husbands the 8 inch kielbasa in walks the man's very irate 400lbs wife who screams "Homewrecker!!!" while brandishing a machete. Unfortunately Vince's Box Cutters and Small spray bottle of bleach are not in the corduroy jeans around his ankle, but in the pocket of his 8 Ball Leather jacket which he left on the coat rack by the front door. There is a court battle going on currently between ex husband and getbig hall of famer Vissy and Vince's Cousin Shawn over whom gets the Caliber Fitness Empire and more improtantly his $100 Youtube Royalty check
6-EsFitness- You might think he will go out in a blaze of glory but you would be wrong. EsFitness after years of being an outlaw, too much smack, crack, wacky tobac, and Cognac, along with bad spider bites, tons of gear, not taking any disrespect and 5 coca colas each at breakfast lunch and dinner decides to go 100% Home Grown organic fruits vegtables, free range eggs, grass fed beeef and dairy. His body rejects all these healthy foreign products and it rebels against him and he croaks after injesting 3 free range eggs cook in 100% organic Coconut Oil.
After news of his passing hit the world, all the prisons, sherrif's departments, celebrities he trained and the state of mexico itself all hang their respective flags at half mass. Rumour has it Linda wants Es Buried beside Bruce in Seattle
7-Vince Basile---Well Fitness Frenzy tells it so well
that my friends are my predictions for 2018
Well done sir! LOL
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Burt Reynolds
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I hate these but anyways
1-Uncle Joon- All his gimmicks turn on him and virtually cave his giant nose into his brain
2-Dj 181, I would say overdose of steroids but those are probably bunk. No I feel he will meet his demise while having one too many narcissistic rages in front of the wrong chickie who will proceed to beat him to death with a pack of twinkies. He did finally get his arms up to 14 and 1/2 inches and his quads up to 12 inches from 8 so he did die knowing he accomplished something6-
3-Shizzo. Suicide after getting perma banned from every bodybuilding website out there. Oh and also from an overdose of alcohol and pecker nectar. His dying words were rumoured to be, "all these sailors, gimmicks, every last one of them"
4-Matt C-While having a sleepover with all 22 of his baby mommas he accidentaly gets smothered by a couple of the fat ones in his sleep. Sadly he had just got an article with md approved for publication entitled Vince Goodrums Pumps his Guns Instead Of Some Cheating Husband's Ass. Luckily Matt had cashed out his crypto currency and was esitmated to be worth $1 Billion dollars at death making him only the second richest getbigger in history behind Suck My Muscle. This ensures Matt'c Children Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Matt, Matilda, Matilda, Vince, Matt, Matilda, Matt, Matt, Ron, plus the 4 sets of twins not yet born until later this year are ensured a long and prosperous life in Thunder Bay
5-Vince Goodrum- While giving yet another one of South Carloina's Infamous cheating husbands the 8 inch kielbasa in walks the man's very irate 400lbs wife who screams "Homewrecker!!!" while brandishing a machete. Unfortunately Vince's Box Cutters and Small spray bottle of bleach are not in the corduroy jeans around his ankle, but in the pocket of his 8 Ball Leather jacket which he left on the coat rack by the front door. There is a court battle going on currently between ex husband and getbig hall of famer Vissy and Vince's Cousin Shawn over whom gets the Caliber Fitness Empire and more improtantly his $100 Youtube Royalty check
6-EsFitness- You might think he will go out in a blaze of glory but you would be wrong. EsFitness after years of being an outlaw, too much smack, crack, wacky tobac, and Cognac, along with bad spider bites, tons of gear, not taking any disrespect and 5 coca colas each at breakfast lunch and dinner decides to go 100% Home Grown organic fruits vegtables, free range eggs, grass fed beeef and dairy. His body rejects all these healthy foreign products and it rebels against him and he croaks after injesting 3 free range eggs cook in 100% organic Coconut Oil.
After news of his passing hit the world, all the prisons, sherrif's departments, celebrities he trained and the state of mexico itself all hang their respective flags at half mass. Rumour has it Linda wants Es Buried beside Bruce in Seattle
7-Vince Basile---Well Fitness Frenzy tells it so well
that my friends are my predictions for 2018
Never smoked crack and generally I'm not a fan of stimulants aside from coffee and energy drinks such as Rockstar (grape is tasty, as is the orange "recovery" flavor) or NOS (original), whichever is on sale. Don't even drink pre-workouts anymore.
Also have never been a fan of weed, despite having access to all the weed i would want. (dated, or was sleeping with the lady who supplied about 80% of the dispensaries in the Coachella Valley at the time. She is since gotten out of the business and moved on to other things... and recently was dating or sleeping with a lady who owns business as a cultivator who is company won first place at the Cannabis Cup with one of their strains and produces close to a dozen other top shelf strains in the 26 to 29% THC range of various hybrids sativas and indicas. Also work security for cultivators at grow houses on-site as well as delivery and transport of product and cash in addition to tactical weapons training/RBSD for herself, her family and employees.)
Also not a fan of cognac. When I drank, it was vodka at home or bourbon ( Maker's Mark) in social settings( in Mexico in 2014 or 2015 I did develop a taste for pina coladas during the day at the beach. Had never had a pina colada up until that point and I found them to be absolutely fucking delicious LOL); or white wines such as Chardonnay or Pinot Noir at home or Cabernet Sauvignon or port in Social settings/dinners.
I also don't care for grass-fed beef. Don't care how trendy or expensive it is, and I want the cows I eat or the milk they produce to contain as many hormones and antibiotics as possible. ;)
*& I have had spider bites, this being the desert, every summer there is a nice supply of black widows that seem to Kongregate outside around my air conditioning unit & provide plenty opportunity for some impressive pictures of black widows with bodies the size of nickels to post on Facebook.
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Dirt hen holds
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Never smoked crack and generally I'm not a fan of stimulants aside from coffee and energy drinks such as Rockstar (grape is tasty, as is the orange "recovery" flavor) or NOS (original), whichever is on sale. Don't even drink pre-workouts anymore.
Also have never been a fan of weed, despite having access to all the weed i would want. (dated, or was sleeping with the lady who supplied about 80% of the dispensaries in the Coachella Valley at the time. She is since gotten out of the business and moved on to other things... and recently was dating or sleeping with a lady who owns business as a cultivator who is company won first place at the Cannabis Cup with one of their strains and produces close to a dozen other top shelf strains in the 26 to 29% THC range of various hybrids sativas and indicas. Also work security for cultivators at grow houses on-site as well as delivery and transport of product and cash in addition to tactical weapons training/RBSD for herself, her family and employees.)
Also not a fan of cognac. When I drank, it was vodka at home or bourbon ( Maker's Mark) in social settings( in Mexico in 2014 or 2015 I did develop a taste for pina coladas during the day at the beach. Had never had a pina colada up until that point and I found them to be absolutely fucking delicious LOL); or white wines such as Chardonnay or Pinot Noir at home or Cabernet Sauvignon or port in Social settings/dinners.
I also don't care for grass-fed beef. Don't care how trendy or expensive it is, and I want the cows I eat or the milk they produce to contain as many hormones and antibiotics as possible. ;)
*& I have had spider bites, this being the desert, every summer there is a nice supply of black widows that seem to Kongregate outside around my air conditioning unit & provide plenty opportunity for some impressive pictures of black widows with bodies the size of nickels to post on Facebook.
dude it is satire, in which everything is blown out of proportion. crack and cognac and wacky tobac rhyme with smack..
sometimes I can't belive I have to explain this to people I figure are intelligent enough to know the difference.
You should be proud to be honoured in such satire, whether you think it is funny or not.
it means you made it kid ;D
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Ed Asner is a brick shithouse. He's not going down for a while.
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dude it is satire, in which everything is blown out of proportion. crack and cognac and wacky tobac rhyme with smack..
sometimes I can't belive I have to explain this to people I figure are intelligent enough to know the difference.
You should be proud to be honoured in such satire, whether you think it is funny or not.
it means you made it kid ;D
Only thing I care to comment on was the crack part. Some here will read that and remember it months from now and not get the satire and actually think I smoke crack.. Or weed.
The rest I commented on just cuz I had my voice text thing going
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Only thing I care to comment on was the crack part. Some here will read that and remember it months from now and not get the satire and actually think I smoke crack.. Or weed.
The rest I commented on just cuz I had my voice text thing going
trust me once any of us tell one ancedote from life on here it always gets blown up down the road.
take shizzo and that cock sucking comment he may or may not have said has taken on a life of it's own in many forms for 2years as of next week
like I heard the guy he blew was a portuguese fisherman who's boat was docked for a weekend in Pt St Lucie back in January 2016, and Shizzo figured it was great the guy spoke no English and was going back to his home country after that weekend so who could find out?
Well the "who" was us when Shizzo got drunk and confessed to the deed then claimed his post was altered.
We will never know the real truth, the only ones who know the truth are Shizzo, the Portugese fisherman, and the unrinal Shizzo spit the spunk into after the fisherman shot his load into Shizzo's bi-curious mouth.
The moral of the story is if you say something on getbig, everything else will be autmatically assumed and probably the truth, well according to getbig
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Unsuilled Army
Jon Snow
Cersei
Jamie
Daenerys Targaryen
Tyrion
Night King
Euron
Bran
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Burt Reynolds
Beat me to it. Heck, I’ll even guarantee his death. PIP Turd Ferguson
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The Duke is dead he's just participating in Weekend at Bernies 3 - The Royal Edition
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ESF - encounters disrespect for the first time. Ever. Head implodes from not knowing what to do.
Shizzo - the end of net neutrality means that internet speed will now be subject to a credit check. After viewing his application, his ISP sends him a 1986 Macintosh with an egg timer glued on the back. 50/50 chance that he will commit suicide or rig an exercise bike up to the Macintosh to generate more power and slightly faster net speed. Thus getting in to fantastic shape and ripped to the bone from his online posting. He will release a book called Overcoming Guts & Gimmicks and attribute his improvements to fake accounts and haters.
CSwole - TMZ catches him red handed while cupcaking and lollipopping.... rather than slink away in embarrassment, CSwole instead opens up a US based chain of pedo themed restaurants similar to Japans Maidreamin (http://maidreamin.co.th/maidreamin2016/ look it up) It becomes a hit and quickly outnumbers Chic-fil-A places in the Bible Belt region. Especially the male variety ones.... CSwole never lives to see this success though as at the grand opening of the first restaurant, he attempts to actually smile for once, which because of the unfamiliar action and lack of training, he catches a cramp in the face and his neck fat causes self asphyxiation.
gh15 - dies when he fails to convince anyone of anything. Again.
Suck My Muscle - sacrifices himself when he flies into space and with a bare knuckle punch, destroys a meteor the size of Australia that was hurtling away on a collision course with Earth. The sheer magnitude of the power in his punch reduces the meteor - and himself - into subatomic particles that are saturated with the his aura and essence of power.... these particles settle on the moon, fully covering it, turning it into a giant disco ball.
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ESF - encounters disrespect for the first time. Ever. Head implodes from not knowing what to do.
Shizzo - the end of net neutrality means that internet speed will now be subject to a credit check. After viewing his application, his ISP sends him a 1986 Macintosh with an egg timer glued on the back. 50/50 chance that he will commit suicide or rig an exercise bike up to the Macintosh to generate more power and slightly faster net speed. Thus getting in to fantastic shape and ripped to the bone from his online posting. He will release a book called Overcoming Gutguyss & Gimmicks and attribute his improvements to fake accounts and haters.
CSwole - TMZ catches him red handed while cupcaking and lollipopping.... rather than slink away in embarrassment, CSwole instead opens up a US based chain of pedo themed restaurants similar to Japans Maidreamin (http://maidreamin.co.th/maidreamin2016/ look it up) It becomes a hit and quickly outnumbers Chic-fil-A places in the Bible Belt region. Especially the male variety ones.... CSwole never lives to see this success though as at the grand opening of the first restaurant, he attempts to actually smile for once, which because of the unfamiliar action and lack of training, he catches a cramp in the face and his neck fat causes self asphyxiation.
gh15 - dies when he fails to convince anyone of anything. Again.
Suck My Muscle - sacrifices himself when he flies into space and with a bare knuckle punch, destroys a meteor the size of Australia that was hurtling away on a collision course with Earth. The sheer magnitude of the power in his punch reduces the meteor - and himself - into subatomic particles that are saturated with the his aura and essence of power.... these particles settle on the moon, fully covering it, turning it into a giant disco ball.
haha
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;D
Always sucked that Alexis Augello killed himself, should have been hector Camacho instead
Hopefully Sir Paul lives to see another 20
Dude is an animal and puts on one of the best live shows I've ever been to.
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Getbig will lose 3 members this year:
Shinzo: goes on NYE bender. Puts Pilsbury biscuit can up anus. Fits fine. Can explodes. Gives him stage 5 anus yeast infection. Bloated liver can't fight infection. Dies in laundry room of duplex. Joon buys rights to survalience footage. Gives to avasher, who Jerks to footage so fast, his dick explodes. ESF hears about it and shoots 100g of tren in joy, causing a stroke.
PIP bros :'(
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trust me once any of us tell one ancedote from life on here it always gets blown up down the road.
take shizzo and that cock sucking comment he may or may not have said has taken on a life of it's own in many forms for 2years as of next week
like I heard the guy he blew was a portuguese fisherman who's boat was docked for a weekend in Pt St Lucie back in January 2016, and Shizzo figured it was great the guy spoke no English and was going back to his home country after that weekend so who could find out?
Well the "who" was us when Shizzo got drunk and confessed to the deed then claimed his post was altered.
We will never know the real truth, the only ones who know the truth are Shizzo, the Portugese fisherman, and the unrinal Shizzo spit the spunk into after the fisherman shot his load into Shizzo's bi-curious mouth.
The moral of the story is if you say something on getbig, everything else will be autmatically assumed and probably the truth, well according to getbig
See, this is how these inaccuracies start.
The Portuguese fisherman was actually a Ugandan sailor.
Get it right from now on, please.
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Dave Palumbo's hair
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Dave Palumbo's hair
Too late That's Already Died
;D
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See, this is how these inaccuracies start.
The Portuguese fisherman was actually a Ugandan sailor.
Get it right from now on, please.
haha
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Brandon Curry has my vote...too big too fast..looks great though...Markus Ruhl has always beaten the odds...smokes and drinks...still lives..so we shall see
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Brandon Curry has my vote...too big too fast..looks great though...Markus Ruhl has always beaten the odds...smokes and drinks...still lives..so we shall see
Have u ever seen a pro negro die? They cant die...they just cant.
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Have u ever seen a pro negro die? They cant die...they just cant.
Sergio - Yes he was older.
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DEAD POOL 2018:
- Prince Charles' parents.
- Peter North's sperm count.
- Seth Rogen's career.
- Leftist credibility.
- Roger Bannister.
- Michael Moore.
- Cultural Marxism.
- The drug benders of any Getbiggers who may currently be addicted.
- Any hopes that Dexter Jackson may have of winning the Mr. Olympia.
- Markus
- Mel Gibson's father Hutton.
- Lord Jacob Rothchild's control of "our news". I read an internet meme stating that he owned my "news". This can only be true if he has veto power over the Getbig posts of NelsonMuntz.
- NelsonMuntz' user name - I'm hoping he goes back to "Millhouse" which he used on Mayhem.
- Last but not least, my desire to stop naming my children after me. My first daughter's middle name is Mattison, and my son is Matthew, LOL. Although to be fair, I did not pick the first one.
- 90% of my post word count.
- The IFBB bodybuilding division.
- Any posts stating that pre-USADA UFC fighters didn't use steroids.
- Topher Grace being cast as a teenager [maybe].
- RonPaulCoin.
- The credibility of the social media Big Three: Facebook/YouTube/Twitter.
- Any hope of White people resisting complete demographic/biological displacement/extinction.
- Norman Lloyd.
- Jerry Maren.
- Doris Day.
- Sydney Poitier.
- Rupert Murdoch.
- David H. Murdock [CEO of Dole Foods - he will be turning 95 in April].
I would like to see Norman Lloyd stick around for a few more years. Same with David H. Murdock. As for Rupert Murdoch [no relation to Murdock], seeing him in interviews leads me to believe he has a good 10 years or more left.
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Probably Prince Harry. Marrying the half negrette will piss off the Queen. Same shit that happened to his mom will probably happen to him.
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Jimmy Carter and john McCain.
In BB who are chad Nicols clients now?
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You ITALIAN_FAN
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DEAD POOL 2018:
- Prince Charles' parents.
- Peter North's sperm count.
- Seth Rogen's career.
- Leftist credibility.
- Roger Bannister.
- Michael Moore.
- Cultural Marxism.
- The drug benders of any Getbiggers who may currently be addicted.
- Any hopes that Dexter Jackson may have of winning the Mr. Olympia.
- Markus
- Mel Gibson's father Hutton.
- Lord Jacob Rothchild's control of "our news". I read an internet meme stating that he owned my "news". This can only be true if he has veto power over the Getbig posts of NelsonMuntz.
- NelsonMuntz' user name - I'm hoping he goes back to "Millhouse" which he used on Mayhem.
- Last but not least, my desire to stop naming my children after me. My first daughter's middle name is Mattison, and my son is Matthew, LOL. Although to be fair, I did not pick the first one.
- 90% of my post word count.
- The IFBB bodybuilding division.
- Any posts stating that pre-USADA UFC fighters didn't use steroids.
- Topher Grace being cast as a teenager [maybe].
- RonPaulCoin.
- The credibility of the social media Big Three: Facebook/YouTube/Twitter.
- Any hope of White people resisting complete demographic/biological displacement/extinction.
- Norman Lloyd.
- Jerry Maren.
- Doris Day.
- Sydney Poitier.
- Rupert Murdoch.
- David H. Murdock [CEO of Dole Foods - he will be turning 95 in April].
I would like to see Norman Lloyd stick around for a few more years. Same with David H. Murdock. As for Rupert Murdoch [no relation to Murdock], seeing him in interviews leads me to believe he has a good 10 years or more left.
Impossible
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Dennis wolf.
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Always sucked that Alexis Augello killed himself.
Arguello, one of the greatest ever...
85 fights 77 wins 8 losses
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My 2018 Deadpool consists of anyone stupid enough to piss off dj181.
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My 2018 Deadpool consists of anyone stupid enough to piss off dj181.
Is that because he is like one of those teenage INCELS that go shoot up their school...only a 42 year old man.
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Is that because he is like one of those teenage INCELS that go shoot up their school...only a 42 year old man.
I only hurt bullies, and wth PLEASURE
Good kind peeps i protect 😉
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Arguello, one of the greatest ever...
85 fights 77 wins 8 losses
Yep and dude had a beautiful soul he is with the Lord Christ now fo sore 😉
True classy gentlemen 😎
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Looks like islamic republic of Iran will die too ;D
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Yes I fucked up. LaMotta died in 2017.
Monty too.
Artie Lange for '18.
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Julia Louise Dreyfus (sadly)
David Crosby
High pitch Eric
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Islam. I hope.
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Islam. I hope.
Yes that would be one Huge step in the right direction for the world
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George Soros.
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Impossible
Well yeah. ;)
But Markus will be 46 next month...let's hope he has another 46 left, but you never know. :-\
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The Queen wont go for a while yet! Shes like 91, her mother lived to 102. Remember these elite of the elite have the cure for cancer and all that therefore they live a long time.
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The Queen wont go for a while yet! Shes like 91, her mother lived to 102. Remember these elite of the elite have the cure for cancer and all that therefore they live a long time.
The Queen's father died of lung cancer, you nitwit!
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Remember these elite of the elite have the cure for cancer and all that therefore they live a long time.
lol
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Islam. I hope.
I already shared my suggestion with the Getbig audience to fill this old diamond mine in Russia with mush-lims, call it a win-win scenario...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/15/18/373F2DAA00000578-0-image-a-8_1471281398304.jpg)
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I already shared my suggestion with the Getbig audience to fill this old diamond mine in Russia with mush-lims, call it a win-win scenario...
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/08/15/18/373F2DAA00000578-0-image-a-8_1471281398304.jpg)
Auschwitz is still operational ;)
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He’s the musical poster boy of every beta, f ag, libtard kunt, etc. Total tosser.
why is he a tosser , what has he said or done ?
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Mark Henry
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Angela Merkel & her soft cock Bundestag will be dead by the 15th of January ;D
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The Queen's father died of lung cancer, you nitwit!
SINCE THEN!!!!!!!!!!! You noticed none of them have had caner for over half a century!
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SINCE THEN!!!!!!!!!!! You noticed none of them have had caner for over half a century!
Can you imagine prince chuck in a fist fight?
Bahahhhahahhhahhaha
That toad could not punch his way out of a wet paper bag
Bahahhahahahhahah
What a fuckon dork
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SINCE THEN!!!!!!!!!!! You noticed none of them have had caner for over half a century!
The Queen mother had multiple cancers, you nitwit!
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Actually beat up your nephew or great nephew or some shit of his in high school lol
No disrespect here, but the sentence makes no sense. What happened?
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CT Fletcher
Jordan Peters (check out the heavy breathing for a 27 year old FFS) he's the next Singerman corpse....
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CT Fletcher
Jordan Peters (check out the heavy breathing for a 27 year old FFS) he's the next Singerman corpse....
I agree Jordan petters it will be nice to see his so called science die with him so full of shit
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Can you imagine prince chuck in a fist fight?
Bahahhhahahhhahhaha
That toad could not punch his way out of a wet paper bag
Bahahhahahahhahah
What a fuckon dork
He got a lot of "trophies" on his chest ;D
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Burt Reynolds
Beat me to it. Heck, I’ll even guarantee his death. PIP Turd Ferguson
Damn we’re good
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Damn we’re good
I know... but it hurts :'(
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A musician
An Instagram model
An old NFL player (ex)
Bush Sr.
Hopefully Genova
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Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, Val Kilmer :-[
A few drug ridden rappers and other musicians
For sure some well known bodybuilders!
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Tony Bennett - :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Kirk Douglas - :'( :'( :'(
Anne Buyens - :'( :'( :'(
Olivia de Havilland - :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
C.T. Fletcher - ;D ;D ;D
Phil Heath - ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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No disrespect here, but the sentence makes no sense. What happened?
Actually, beat up your nephew or great nephew or some shit of his in high school.