You must be training too hard bro. You need to incorporate some texting and a much needed smoothie into your routine, you're getting too big, the chicks won't dig you if you continue this odd behavior.
It's OK, I'm married.
BTW you would dig Koloseum, we have an awesome selection of smoothies made to order with fresh fruit.
Started all kettlebell/strongman training this month, should drop a few pounds.
Maybe I can get some diet/exercise advice from newmom on how to shrink down to skinny twink status?