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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: nzmusclemonster on August 09, 2014, 04:19:52 AM
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
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If you want to look like a hobo grow a beard.
Although if you look like 'beaker' from Sesame Street a beard is essential.
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
Whenever your girlfriend says no, it means you must do the opposite to whatever she has said no to. I have had a beard for years, used to rock the bushranger for a while but I have trimmed it back a bit now. Women say they hate it and so did my ex, but every time I banged her she would always rub her hands through my beard and talk about how much she loved it. Whenever I was around, she stopped telling others publicly she hated my beard because I would tell that story every time about how hot she would get over my beard when things got intimate. The feminist in them resents it, as it represents masculinity and male dominance, the slutty whore in her loves them.
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Whenever your girlfriend says no, it means you must do the opposite to whatever she has said no to. I have had a beard for years, used to rock the bushranger for a while but I have trimmed it back a bit now. Women say they hate it and so did my ex, but every time I banged her she would always rub her hands through my beard and talk about how much she loved it. Whenever I was around, she stopped telling others publicly she hated my beard because I would tell that story every time about how hot she would get over my beard when things got intimate.
Single man right there.
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Single man right there.
Beta male right there. I could just see you hanging from a womans skirt accomodating her every whim. And for the record I just left a woman after ten years, my decision. She wants me back, I want to be on my own. I am single and very happy.
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
Do you really want to grow it or not? You're only thinking about it. If you really want it and it's worth fighting for, then do it. If you're not passionate about it and your gf for whatever reason is strongly opposed to it, then don't it. But read below.
Don't let anyone make ultimatums to you. Thats a slippery slope. Once she figures out she can make you do what she wants, its all down hill from there.
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funny how women feel entitled to tell a man he should shave his beard as if it is there right to do so. Would a man casually say you should shed 30lbs?
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Beta male right there. I could just see you hanging from a womans skirt accomodating her every whim. And for the record I just left a woman after ten years, my decision. She wants me back, I want to be on my own. I am single and very happy.
Hhahahaha...
Any man in a relationship with a woman who just dictates how its going to be doesnt value the opinion or respect his partner.
A bit like the Taliban. ;D
You sir are exactly what you despise, if you are telling the truth that is, which is highly unlikely.
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Do you really want to grow it or not? You're only thinking about it. If you really want it and it's worth fighting for, then do it. If you're not passionate about it and your gf for whatever reason is strongly opposed to it, then don't it. But read below.
Don't let anyone make ultimatums to you. Thats a slippery slope. Once she figures out she can make you do what she wants, its all down hill from there.
bang on.
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I just keep mine trimmed to 1/8" year round. It's more than "stubble", but it stays neater.
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And you listen to your girlfriend because?????
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And you listen to your girlfriend because?????
Another Alpha enters the fray.
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Seems to be some conflicting answers here.
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Hhahahaha...
Any man in a relationship with a woman who just dictates how its going to be doesnt value the opinion or respect his partner.
A bit like the Taliban. ;D
You sir are exactly what you despise, if you are telling the truth that is, which is highly unlikely.
Spoken like a true feminist. Why would I value the opinion of a woman? You obviously haven't spoken to one lately. Most of their opinions are nonsense. I am a man, what possible relevant advice could a woman offer me?
What type of make-up do you use to cover up your womans thumb print on your forehead?
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Seems to be some conflicting answers here.
Have you even had one before? Do you think that you'll look objectively "better" with one?
The wife didn't want me to wear one either, but that's not the way it went down. When she gave me grief about it, I shaved it into a Hulk Hogan handlebar for a few weeks and she STFU.
I kinda dug that look. It does say "I do not give a fuck"
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To put it in countryballs' language...
nzmusclemonster can't into Taliban.
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
I thought the girlfriend was the beard ???
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I thought the girlfriend was the beard ???
8/10. Well played!
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Have you even had one before? Do you think that you'll look objectively "better" with one?
The wife didn't want me to wear one either, but that's not the way it went down. When she gave me grief about it, I shaved it into a Hulk Hogan handlebar for a few weeks and she STFU.
I kinda dug that look. It does say "I do not give a fuck"
It seems you are foreign to the corporate world.
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It seems you are foreign to the corporate world.
Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...
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Aj dominating nz in this thread.
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Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...
Sounds like you love the cock.
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Aj dominating nz in this thread.
I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
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Sounds like you love the cock.
:D
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I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. And engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
No one asked for your life story mate.
Maybe you'd be more at home on the ladies board.
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I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
Mind sharing a ballpark figure of what you earn in a year?
Sounds like you are a rockstar in the tech world.
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Sounds like you are a rockstar in the tech world.
I know many "rock stars" and I am not one.
This is a thread about beards, and I have exhausted my ammo supply.
I like beards, I wear a short one. Chicks dig it. My wife likes it.
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_agay_ sharing a lot of info in this thread.
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I am not trying to do anything. A neat beard can be very conducive to a professional environment. Of course, with the changes that I have brought in software development practices, design, delivery and data center modernization, the CEO wouldn't give a fuck if I showed up with a beard to my knees. Plus, engineers have a certain cachet to maintain.
Most of that was unnecessary for me to say, and not relevant to the subject at hand. I see now that I played a part in the thread derailing and I apologize.
Carry on.
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_agay_ sharing a lot of info in this thread.
Yes, far too much.
I would have thought that the obvious transliteration of my username would have been "_bj_"
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Beards are very untidy as they are known to harbor many germs and such from the recreational eating of whore pussy.
And LOL at the alpha/beta male basement dweller bullshit.
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Grow a duck dynasty beard.. ;D
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ive been off work for 3 weeks...have to go back next week and will have to shave
have not shaved for an entire 4 weeks....i can grow a beard fast as shit
do it!
bench
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(http://www.webburgr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/shave-beard-001.jpg)
go
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Uhhh...I am VP Engineering of a mid sized software company...
What kind of software?
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What kind of software?
In PM.
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Wasn't BigAlex23NotBaldwin also a software engineer?
while (true == alex_on_getbig)
{
if (mom_enters_garage) { log_off(); break; }
Post_Photos_Of_Hummer();
Add_Extra_Chin(); /* use with caution - recursive */
}
Pretty mean code, I confess. No hard feelings Alex :D
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I am more interested in aj's hardware ;)
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I am more interested in aj's hardware ;)
(http://i749.photobucket.com/albums/xx132/_aj_gb_/c859b680b6276ebce76a71c4a80c5484_zps5241a304.jpg)
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;D
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You may want to sit down for this, as I expect it will be quite the revelation.
Beards, unlike tatoos - are not permanent.
So just fucking grow one and shave it off if you don't like it.
Honestly - what's next - posting a pic of yourself in a pair of jeans and asking if your arse looks big in them?
Did I log on to Facebook by mistake???
;)
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No holding back now - we're entering an era of unprecedented manliness.
Generation flea is coming to a body near you.
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Spoken like a true feminist. Why would I value the opinion of a woman? You obviously haven't spoken to one lately. Most of their opinions are nonsense. I am a man, what possible relevant advice could a woman offer me?
What type of make-up do you use to cover up your womans thumb print on your forehead?
You need to be a little more subtle in your trolling attempts, you gave yourself away big time in the pedo thread.
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Aj sounds like a bottom of the submissive variety
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
You have a sack between your legs right? Do it anyway. ;)
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Don't do it, man. It can really fuck up your life.
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I would just like to suggest to all involved to please maintain a respectful tone towards the New Zealand muscle monster.
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I would just like to suggest to all involved to please maintain a respectful tone towards the New Zealand muscle monster.
I was seconds away from suggesting this.
A lot of unknown tits are getting borderline offensive to the power bottom that is NZMM.
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Grow it ... shave it ... whatever ... Who gives a fuck, really? ::)
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No one asked for your life story mate.
Maybe you'd be more at home on the ladies board.
We have ladies here??
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My boyfriend's beard looks great. Awakens the animal instinct in me. However, if you're ugly and look like shit and/or dress like shit, a beard will make you look worse. But he puts it together real well, so having a semi-scraggly beard comes off as, "rugged and masculine" instead of, "im a LARPer"
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Girlfriend says baaa baaa.
What to do ???
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We have ladies here??
YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.
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YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.
You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.
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You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.
Oh boy ... ::)
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You worship us white men, don't you? I know you do and I don't blame you for it.
;D
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YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.
So... what shall I do with the second half of my life? ???
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YEAH WE DO!
And while I do reeeeally like a bit of facial hair on a man, I also think a dude who does whatever the fuck he wants is the manliest, sexiest thing on earth.
That said, not everything you do in life is for purposes of sexual attraction, and I am not your mate, so my opinion is worth approximately one-third of nothing.
Wrong.
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Wrong.
Yeah, I am trying to think too. At the bottom of everything is the biological imperative.
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Wrong.
LOL, okay, noted
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LOL, okay, noted
Even that was flirting.
Uberman is correct. ;D
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Wrong.
You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.
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You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.
You need to work on this gimmick friend. This one is one of the most boring and predictable I've seen.
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You are most mistaken. When one is naturally endowed, with the physiognomy of an adonis, one needn't do anything to be a magnet reeling in the opposite sex as honey draws bears.
Where's your pic stud
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Where's your pic stud
There are a lot of "pics" of Jon Harridan floating about...
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You need to work on this gimmick friend. This one is one of the most boring and predictable I've seen.
One does one's best although I have to say I don't know too many gimmick friends.
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One does one's best although I have to say I don't know too many gimmick friends.
5/10. Comma comeback props.
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i grew a beard when i was in prison cause i wanted to appear more manly so no one would stare at my ass in the shower,i figured a beard would discourage the fruitcakes
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i grew a beard when i was in prison cause i wanted to appear more manly so no one would stare at my ass in the shower,i figured a beard would discourage the fruitcakes
Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.
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Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.
yea i realized that later after they said i reminded them of a younger robert redford,i shaved into a goat-t n went for more of a rugged motorcycle/lumberjack look,it really turned on the homos more than ever
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Gay men love beards, I'm sure you knew that at the time hunky.
Women love beards too.
But not everyone can grow a proper beard or has the face for it.
Fucking hipsters or get face hair transplants now. :-\
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Wrong.
Your thesis implies that the hidden motivation behind you posting your 'girls and sons' pop evo psychology is really to attract mates versus a more reasonable explanation like leisure or stress relief.
Really? ::)
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
Let it grow, stop only if she stops blowing you.
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I prefer to keep a 5 o clock shadow like OneMoreRep, no homo
(http://chewiesconcerts.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/george_michael_faith3.jpg)
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yea i realized that later after they said i reminded them of a younger robert redford,i shaved into a goat-t n went for more of a rugged motorcycle/lumberjack look,it really turned on the homos more than ever
(http://intouch.wunderweib.de/media/redaktionell/wunderweib/intouch_2/stars/starnews/2013_12/juli_31/woche2_6/conchita-wurst-bart-q_img_308x0.jpg)
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Aj sounds like a bottom of the submissive variety
Thou appears to have infringed on thine copyright.
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beards are for bums.
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Thou appears to have infringed on thine copyright.
Fear not! He would have used "soundeth" if he were verily infringing.
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beards are for bums.
That's the one place I actually trim it.
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That's the one place I actually trim it.
:D
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(http://i.imgur.com/nzN3kFa.jpg)
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Girlfriend says no.
What to do ???
Tell her no beard, no more cock. Your call. Think she'll come around after that.
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Tell her no beard, no more cock. Your call. Think she'll come around after that.
IF SHE DOESNT IM WELL GROOMED ;)I EVEN SHAVE MY ASS/BALLS/COCK AND ANYTHING ON MY BODY THAT HAS HAIR,INCLUDING MY BACK,I GOT THESE 2 GIANT PATCHES OF HAIR THAT GROW RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK N MY WIFE SHAVES THEM OFF EVERY MONTH,WHEN SHES DONE IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT A FULL HAIRCUT WITRH ALL THE HAIR ON THE FLOOR :-[
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IF SHE DOESNT IM WELL GROOMED ;)I EVEN SHAVE MY ASS/BALLS/COCK AND ANYTHING ON MY BODY THAT HAS HAIR,INCLUDING MY BACK,I GOT THESE 2 GIANT PATCHES OF HAIR THAT GROW RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACK N MY WIFE SHAVES THEM OFF EVERY MONTH,WHEN SHES DONE IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE JUST GOT A FULL HAIRCUT WITRH ALL THE HAIR ON THE FLOOR :-[
I just threw up in my mouth a little...