while you train, wear tight gym shorts with a .45 under your shirt. Respect.
this guy at the gym came up to me while I was on the lat pulldown machine and was like, "you gonna be done sometime this week?" he was very impolite and i told him that he should have some manners. I explained to him that I had 3 more sets left of my pyramid and told him that he could work in if he'd like. he said, "yea right, just hurry up." little does this man know that I am a second degree black belt in karate and can easily handle myself in a myriad of ways. I am a very nice guy and I have good temperament, but I must admit that he had me a little bit perturbed.
planet fitness should only have 10lbs heaviest dumbells and 5lbs plates
Fuck that. This is a pale imitation. Obviously the guy spent a lot of time studying the accounts of my daily life and is trying to emulate The Master. Fails miserably. His use of quotation marks is the give away. Makes him seem like a librarian trying to act hard. Quotation marks are for pussies and English majors.
