Bodybuilders Are Special People

[The Spotmaker]

Strong as bulls and as Alpha as they come,
These warriors will squat and bench tons of iron,
Then weep at a beautiful sunset,
They will suit up and close a multimillion dollar business deal,
Jump in a helicopter to attend a Fortune 500 meeting,
Then help out at a cat shelter,
They will steal the heart of every woman they meet,
As they flex and pose on the beach,
Standing relaxed in the grocery line, commanding the repect of everyone,
Then they will steal away into the woods to read poetry.
Bodybuilders are special people.

[burnout666]

I dunno. I think this quote from an old eulogy to Andreas Munzer (RIP) summarized bodybuilders better than anything else I've read before or since.

As he became more successful, Andi moved to Munich, where he was known as one of the nicest men in a sport mostly populated by meatheads, narcissists, egoists, attention-seekers, overcompensators and the terminally aggrieved. It was a sport that demanded extremity, so it attracted extremists. Andi was no such thing.

Describes Lee, Piano, Wheeler, and so many others in the industry to a T.

[Nether Animal]

Hi Joon.

[Darren Avey]

Truly awesome first post. You forgot to add bodybuilders are automatically amazing fighters.

[Grape Ape]

The Spermdrinker with one of the worst debuts in history in this thread.

[Simple Simon]

"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


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[Deadpool]

 

"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


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[Matt]

"Bodybuilders are special needs people"


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Are you saying that some took the short bus to school?

[Simple Simon]

Are you saying that some took the short bus to school?

and to work....

[TheAnimal]

 

[Obvious Gimmick]

Only spot you're making is on your boyfriends trampstamp

[wes]

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[burnout666]

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME............. ......................FU CKFACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111 1111

Think that's what this bodybuilder was thinking as he prepared to turn into muscular pancake on the pavement?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/famous-bodybuilder-sandro-hofer-dies-10030089

[burnout666]

Or this bodybuilder who threw his dog out of the window to its death for no reason a few years back; yep, special people.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2037122/Bodybuilder-Milan-Rysa-hurls-Lil-Bad-Boy-dog-death-3rd-floor-window.html