There once was a dance held in Egypt. Everybody was having a great time except for a couple of people standing along the walls... Big Ach with his enormous nose along one wall, very lonely and wishing someone would at least come talk to him. He knew not many people would like to hang out with a guy who had such a huge nose.
Then, lo and behold, a woman with a wooden eye came up to him. She introduced herself and asked, "Would you like to dance?"
He was so excited! He said, "Would I? Would I?"
She fired right back at him, "Big nose! Big nose!" and ran away.
