#1 Go to the gym, There is some 140 lb puke doing BNP's with a dime and a nickel per side. After each BRUTAL set he starts hittin shots in the mirror like he's 2 weeks out. As he is doing this he's shooting me looks like "what?" Now I'm no Bob Chic but I literally outweighed this kid by 100 lbs.
#2 As I am doing my cardio, a FVCKING HOMO takes the machine next to me and starts fauning over me, regardless of the fact that I am wearing headphones and am blatantly not responding to him. I had to switch machines or I was going to level him.
#3 I'm stretching after cardio and there is another 140 lb puke Ab-shooting in the mirror for a good 5 minutes straight.