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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #75 on: September 18, 2013, 05:09:41 PM »
One badass alpha there

 ;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #76 on: September 18, 2013, 05:12:25 PM »
;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful
Hi Alice. Still stalking and sexually abusing women?

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #77 on: September 18, 2013, 05:13:55 PM »
;D

that flew right over the head of 99% of the getbiggers nowadays


my personal favs were always the flex/alex photoshops hahahaha-----masterful

 ;D






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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #78 on: September 18, 2013, 05:15:47 PM »
That's about right. ^^^^

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #79 on: September 18, 2013, 05:16:54 PM »
Hi Alice. Still stalking and sexually abusing women?
dude---not Alex....far off on that one

keep flopping around like a fish out of water  :D

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #80 on: September 18, 2013, 05:31:16 PM »
Shit gets real @ 4:01.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #81 on: September 18, 2013, 05:40:45 PM »
Falcon rules.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #82 on: September 18, 2013, 05:43:19 PM »
not that lean but somewhere in between

I could not keep an ounce of fat on myself until I was 29 years old. My energy levels with through the roof up until then and to be honest, I also quit smoking cigarettes at 29. Only you know what your ideal weight is. A guy who is as in touch with his physical self as you are, knows what feels right and what doesn't. As far as how you look, the 300 lb. Falcon doesn't look healthy. Your a big guy in a lot of respects. You have a large bone structure and considerable height. Without a doubt you can healthfully carry more pounds then some of these bodybuilder midgets can. Just remember that weight is weight. Regardless of whether it is fat or lean weight, the more you weigh the harder it is on your heart muscle.

You won't like this comparison, but big dogs usually have shorter lifespans then the smaller breeds do. For example, a Great Dane, often only lives about 10 years which is equal to 70 years of age in human terms.

Keep listening to what your body tells you. Don't get too crazy with the weird diets and you are going to be just fine.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #83 on: September 18, 2013, 05:49:10 PM »
Hey db remember this one??

unfortunately this was NOT photoshopped----weird relationship Flex and Alex had

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #84 on: September 18, 2013, 06:06:50 PM »
Falcon strength


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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #85 on: September 18, 2013, 06:39:36 PM »
not that lean but somewhere in between

Our daughter is here taking care of her old dad following my knee surgery. She is a 99% vegetarian. Tonight she cooked the best dinner which I thought you might enjoy reading about. She fixed marinated mushroom caps which she threaded on a skewer and barbecued. With this she heated flatbread with garlic and olive oil in the oven. The vegetable was salad greens with a light oil and vinegar dressing. I feel very satisfied, yet not stuffed.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #86 on: September 18, 2013, 06:43:57 PM »
Daddy Waddy was in great shape; Johnny Falcon, however, is a bloated mess. What happened, Johnny?

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #87 on: September 18, 2013, 06:45:04 PM »
Our daughter is here taking care of her old dad following my knee surgery. She is a 99% vegetarian. Tonight she cooked the best dinner which I thought you might enjoy reading about. She fixed marinated mushroom caps which she threaded on a skewer and barbecued. With this she heated flatbread with garlic and olive oil in the oven. The vegetable was salad greens with a light oil and vinegar dressing. I feel very satisfied, yet not stuffed.

any pics bro?
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #88 on: September 18, 2013, 07:02:37 PM »



13.5" of piece
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #89 on: September 18, 2013, 07:05:58 PM »
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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #90 on: September 18, 2013, 08:46:03 PM »
any pics bro?

You wish! She's an amazing and beautiful woman who is much to sophisticated to ever what her photos posted on Getbig. Truthfully, my wife and I wonder how it is possible we created such an amazing and attactive woman since we see ourselves as being very ordinary looking. Our son is incredibly smart, (as is his sister) accomplished and handsome too.

I love both my children. They are both people who any parent would be most proud of. To post a photo of either of them here would be a huge discredit to how much respect I have for both of them, sorry.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #91 on: September 18, 2013, 08:49:13 PM »



13.5" of piece

I avoided going there. Getbig's Falcon has a tool to match his size or so one would believe from the photos he posted of his equipment. Jonah Falcon is a loser with a big fucking cock and nothing much more going on.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #92 on: September 18, 2013, 09:51:26 PM »
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!



Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #93 on: September 18, 2013, 11:50:47 PM »
Fratelli e sorelle carissimi.
Queridísimos hermanos y hermanas.
Bien chers frères et soeurs.
Liebe Brüder und Schwestern.
Dear Brothers and Sisters.

Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:

Habemus FALCON!



Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.


"Hellarious"

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #94 on: September 19, 2013, 05:20:00 AM »
Ken Norton ducked the Falcon for years and look where it got him.

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #95 on: September 19, 2013, 06:12:58 AM »
Ken Norton ducked the Falcon for years and look where it got him.
;D

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #96 on: September 19, 2013, 12:42:09 PM »




Good brethren, the Most Holy Falcon and Vicar of Getbig possesses the charism of infallibility. Long may he guide us into all truth.


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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #97 on: September 19, 2013, 12:45:25 PM »
  Serious question. WHY was Falcon always naked and erect in a Lawyers Office??

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #98 on: September 19, 2013, 02:14:23 PM »
  Serious question. WHY was Falcon always naked and erect in a Lawyers Office??
HOW DARE YOU QUESTION THE FALCONS METHODS

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Re: Johnny Falcon Appreciation Thread
« Reply #99 on: September 19, 2013, 02:39:57 PM »
Falcon is working on a level few of us will ever attain.  True genius.