Found a girl on tinder...

[Julio Ceasar]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

[C-BuZz]

Bang her asshole, grab some happy snaps of her gaping asshole for getbig, move on with your life....

Profit  

[Kwon]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

You mean thighs, not tights Julius.

[Tapeworm]

Common issue for transexuals.  You're dating a dude.

[Julio Ceasar]

She is nice and very friendly. But a girl with small tits and flat ass...how can I go on with something like that? Suddenly understand why she like me so much. I'm the fitness dude she dream of but no one else in the gym want a flat ass girl...

[Julio Ceasar]

You mean thighs, not tights Julius.

Haha yes

[da_vinci]

Well that would ruin my day for sure, that's a serious letdown. Pretty much a solid proof there's no god.

[Chidoman]

Marriage Material Bud!!...

[El Diablo Blanco]

You don't go on. You move on. 

[Slapper]

She is nice and very friendly. But a girl with small tits and flat ass...how can I go on with something like that? Suddenly understand why she like me so much. I'm the fitness dude she dream of but no one else in the gym want a flat ass girl...

What if she were loaded with money? I bet you wouldn't be having such a dilemma.

You hit. You run. What makes YOU think she wants more of you than the fantasy-filled one-nighter?

[calfzilla]

Post pics of this ass-less wonder.

[Hulkotron]

[Slapper]

I give it a six rolls of toilet paper.



By the time she turns 50 you'll be wiping her ass because her arms are not going to reach the Mason-Dixon line.

[TheShape.]

Marriage Material Bud!!...

Sad!

[Ken Fresno]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

I saw some chick on tinder that stated you must squat and deadlift at least 70kgs to swipe right on her.

"How about you get back to the cardio section and shut the fuck up eh, love."

[SuperTed]

No ass. No glory.

[FitnessFrenzy]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

when you go on a date with her, tell her how wonderful it was when you got a blowjob from a tranny.

[Powerlift66]

Even just a Getbigger "finding a girl" is an amazing and very rare feat.

Hit it and quit it... 

[Tha Grim Lifter]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

I had a chick hit on me in the gym who had no ass or tits and abs sticking out. It just wasn't attractive.

When I did nothing she got a massive pair of bolt ons put in and started training the same bodyparts and same time I did. Still not attractive and now a stalker 

[_aj_]

I saw some chick on tinder that stated you must squat and deadlift at least 70kgs to swipe right on her.

"How about you get back to the cardio section and shut the fuck up eh, love."

She must be a Getbigger. She has standards.

[The Wizard of Truth]

I had a chick hit on me in the gym who had no ass or tits and abs sticking out. It just wasn't attractive.

When I did nothing she got a massive pair of bolt ons put in and started training the same bodyparts and same time I did. Still not attractive and now a stalker 

Happens the best of us

[HTexan]

She workout. She lift. She is blond. She is short. She have been competing in fitness. She love doing squats. Squats is her favourite excersise. She is the strongest in the gym. Ass to grass deep squats. She do deadlift. Stiffed deadlift. I meet her....

Holy lord. Why o why does she have the flattest ass I ever seen...how can I go on? Tights are like balloons but ass flat like a pancake. Lord in heaven is not nice to me ....

maybe she is "ingured" 

[calfzilla]

maybe she is "ingured" 

  ha ha

[falco]

maybe she is "ingured" 

[Hulkotron]

Fucked by fellà