Strength Challenge to B. Hank.

[wes]

Big BHank, what size hat do you wear?

[bhank]

Why would your bladder hold 11 pounds of water, you have the  bladder of a 90 year old woman. Who said the weight was in your bladder? You’re just making stuff up now.

And here we go you just want to argue fuck off

[Hulkotron]

And here we go you just want to argue fuck off

What would you prefer to discuss instead?  Any impressive lifts lately?

[webstar]

And here we go you just want to argue fuck off

Brian, since you have issues with visceral fat in your stomach. Do you think GH/slin and stuffing yourself full of food is the right course of action?

 Wouldn’t it  only worsen the issue of your distended stomach?

[GymnJuice]

Brian, since you have issues with visceral fat in your stomach. Do you think GH/slin and stuffing yourself full of food is the right course of action?

 Wouldn’t it  only worsen the issue of your distended stomach?

Hanky's stomach is only distended between the hours of 6 PM and 11 PM when he has undigested food in his intestines and excess fluid in his belly but not in his bladder. From 6 AM to noon his belly is a svelte 32 inches.

[Soul Crusher]

Imagine Em reading this thread and just thinking to herself "WTF did I do?"   

Getting close, up to 78, surely we'll break 80 in next couple of weeks.  Note, while #16 is "bleeding ulcer," I am counting painful peptic ulcer separately because it could be differently placed than before and he never got scoped.


1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. Polyps and cyst (pre-cancerous)
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)

[Dave D]

And here we go you just want to argue fuck off

You want to argue.

I asked what the 11 pound gain was from you posted a 3 paragraph of nonsense and said it is not in your bladder WHICH WAS NEVER SUGGESTED. It was not even hinted at.

You are dumb.

[bhank]

You want to argue.

I asked what the 11 pound gain was from you posted a 3 paragraph of nonsense and said it is not in your bladder WHICH WAS NEVER SUGGESTED. It was not even hinted at.

You are dumb.

You are trying to say it is just water which is just fucking wrong but you want to argue about it for some reason

[bhank]

What would you prefer to discuss instead?  Any impressive lifts lately?

Nope everything still hurts still waiting for the magic HGH to heal everything. I told you guys I would attempt another max in 90 days it's been 12. 

[Dave D]

You are trying to say it is just water which is just fucking wrong but you want to argue about it for some reason

You never explained what it is. Is it new tissue, new cells? What exactly is the weight?

How much of your muscle is just water? What are cells made of?

[Walter Sobchak]

It's just not worth explaining the entire concept of nutrition and hydration when you just want to argue. You fill up the muscle with nutrients when you eat hypertrophy is making muscles larger. On average a person loses a liter of water in their sleep that is 2.5lbs right there. Fresh meat weighs more than beef jerky. That doesn't mean fresh meat isn't muscle. But we are not just talking about hydration we are also talking about glucose from carbohydrates going into the muscle. Then you do have some undigested food in a normal person digestive tract. I was depleted I had been missing meals my glucose levels were low. Additionally I drink a lot of fluid which means the body flushes more water as it knows more is coming your body will hold water if you don't drink a lot of fluid everyday. Drinking more water flushes excess sodium and keeps you hydrated. I typically add 6-8lbs a day from my low weight of the day in the am to my high weight of the day. Now if I eat later in the day that may be less of a change. Your body also uses energy to repair tissue in your sleep and for basic life functions 24/7 you wouldn't just stay the same weight if you didn't eat or drink anything. Now imagine you had a stomach pain and had eaten half the calories you normally eat the last 3 days then fuck yes that 4th day if your stomach feels better you can absolutely add 11lbs. Is it 11lbs of fluid in my bladder? Fuck no it isn't. The actual chaneg from the two morning weights was 5lbs. And it was 5lbs I needed as I was run down and not eating with an ulcer. When you get bigger 5-10lbs isn't a godamn thing

And yet with all this bro-science knowledge, a guy shaped like a bowling pin was victorious over you in a sanctioned MMA fight.

You don’t even realize that you’re the punchline here.

[bhank]

You never explained what it is. Is it new tissue, new cells? What exactly is the weight?

How much of your muscle is just water? What are cells made of?

You fucking tool what part of glucose and nutrients do you not understand? Carbs and proteins go into the cells as well not just water. Hypertrophy is the enlargement of the muscle cells not hyperplasia growth of new cells but again you just want to play stupid and argue fuck off.

[bhank]

And yet with all this bro-science knowledge, a guy shaped like a bowling pin was victorious over you in a sanctioned MMA fight.

You don’t even realize that you’re the punchline here.

Enjoy it then because in real life you are the fucking slob here not me.

[IroNat]

Getbiggers have just been given a lesson in optimum nutrition by the master, Bhanky.

[bhank]

Getbiggers have just been given a lesson in optimum nutrition by the master, Bhanky.

Please do tell me how I am doing it all wrong

So far
2 bowls of steak chili with two types of beans at 4-5am
1 cup of coffee with cream and a donut at 8am
1 package of chicken and broccoli rice and 1/2lb-3/4lb of fajita meat with some kind of Chinese sauce at 11am
1 cookie at 1:30
Going to workout before my next meal

[Dave D]

You fucking tool what part of glucose and nutrients do you not understand? Carbs and proteins go into the cells as well not just water. Hypertrophy is the enlargement of the muscle cells not hyperplasia growth of new cells but again you just want to play stupid and argue fuck off.

You are correct cells are made of more than water. So what was the weight gain? New cells that are made of solid glucose and protein and liquid water?

[BB]

Big BHank, does HMB really feel like Deca?

[bhank]

You are correct cells are made of more than water. So what was the weight gain? New cells that are made of solid glucose and protein and liquid water?

I don't even want to argue in circles with you it is just annoying fuck off already

[Soul Crusher]

Bhanks - why do you keep coming back for such abuse. 

[Taffin]

You are correct cells are made of more than water. So what was the weight gain? New cells that are made of solid glucose and protein and liquid water?

I don't even want to argue in circles with you it is just annoying fuck off already

Nice work Dave - pinned him so he can't answer 

[IroNat]

Please do tell me how I am doing it all wrong

So far
2 bowls of steak chili with two types of beans at 4-5am
1 cup of coffee with cream and a donut at 8am
1 package of chicken and broccoli rice and 1/2lb-3/4lb of fajita meat with some kind of Chinese sauce at 11am
1 cookie at 1:30
Going to workout before my next meal

This is an inflammatory diet which will only make your gastro issues worse.

Drop the sugars, grains (flour products, rice, corn, cereals, pasta), beans, seed oils, and processed foods (donut), etc.

Apparently you are a moron though and keep eating these things.

[webstar]

Please do tell me how I am doing it all wrong

So far
2 bowls of steak chili with two types of beans at 4-5am
1 cup of coffee with cream and a donut at 8am
1 package of chicken and broccoli rice and 1/2lb-3/4lb of fajita meat with some kind of Chinese sauce at 11am
1 cookie at 1:30
Going to workout before my next meal

How goes the job search?

[Hulkotron]

Was it a half-pound or three-quarters pound

[Walter Sobchak]

Enjoy it then because in real life you are the fucking slob here not me.

Sure….because crybaby Matt TITTY BOY Canning claimed I was:

60 years old.
Fat
Jewish
Weak.
Female
5’-8”
Broke
Non-athletic
Working for the man.

And we all know just how accurate that lying cocksukking retard was with all of those claims.

You’re a wifebeating drug addict, nothing more, get off the internet and go raise your mongrel kid.

[Dave D]

Nice work Dave - pinned him so he can't answer 

Thank you taffin, but I need to know what that weight gain is! It’s not water nor is it muscle (or fat) or new tissue. It’s also not permanent but it is a gain in weight. 

With all the gh I’m afraid Hankins may be developing non liquid tumors .