The fact he looks like a fat slob is actually just an unfortunate side effect of his metamorphosis into a hyper dimensional being. Yes, the pieces of the Falcon that remain on this astral plane are not the most aesthetic, but the greek god lives on, elsewhere, with the DMT pixies.
Those of us, with all our energy firmly tethered to this tortured mockery of a spiritual frontier, should be jealous of the Falcon and his ability to simultaneously listen to Justin Bieber, while Hendrix mashes it up with the rest of him, some place else. It's a killer combination.